/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.1313618]

>reading book in car
>decide to put it down
>brother spills coffee all over my jeans and book
>murder him
>I am banished from my homeland
>hold a grudge
>spend 10 years of my life walking aimlessly in the desert
>befriend wolves
>invade homeland
>leader asks me 'why must you do this?'
>I tell him 'you do not appreciate fine literature'
>he responds 'you were reading Naruto'
>I do not appreciate fine literature.

[Anonymous No.1313619]

classical tragedy in the greek mode

the hero undone by his own flaw

[Anonymous No.1313635]

>He spilled the coffee on purpose.

[Anonymous No.1313638]

>>1313618

[Anonymous No.1313642]

>pants get tight

[Anonymous No.1313646]

>sitting on the bed next to my girlfriend
>reading crash
>pants get tight
>ask her if I can impress a Hyundai logo firmly into the flesh of her upper back while penetrating her
>she says no
>my girlfriend does not appreciate fine literature

[Anonymous No.1313651]

>>1313618
Naruto is a good choice as a story within a story.

That it has the legend of the gutsy ninja within itself as a story within a story, I can see there are many levels to this.

[Anonymous No.1313725]

>>1313651
what?

[Anonymous No.1313729]

>>1313725
2deep4u, dattebayo.

[Anonymous No.1313764]

>go to Thailand
>go to a brothel, rent hooker for a super cheap price
>strangely, I have to sign a contract
>I am a desperate virgin, so I sign every "X"
>have wild, amazing sex with Thai hooker
>go back home
>get step throat, won't go away
>Doctor tells me I am HIV positive
>I go back Thailand, to get revenge
>Brothel owner asks me if I read the whole contract
>look at contract again, on the bottom, in small fonts "Caution, our hookers are HIV positive"
>I do not appreciate fine literature

[Anonymous No.1313788]

>>1313764
This sounds Vollmannesque, but I haven't read any of his work.
I'm just going to assume this is referent of William T. Vollmann.

[Anonymous No.1313917]

this thread is dildos