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[Anonymous No.13097128]

when is JESUS coming back ?

[Anonymous No.13097137]

>>13097128
According to this man, whom I gave all my money to, so he can shelter us during the apocalypse, about two weeks.

[Anonymous No.13097159]

>>13097128
Now.

[Anonymous No.13097163]

>>13097128
Soon according to the bible

[Anonymous No.13097169]

>>13097128
Whenever we least suspect it, so probably not for like another 4000 years

[Anonymous No.13097175]

Nobody knows.

[Anonymous No.13097177]

>>13097128
He was never gone. Look inside your heart and you will find him.

[Anonymous No.13097178]

In physical form? soon.

[Anonymous No.13097179]

Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

[Anonymous No.13097355]

>>13097128
>In modern times some traditional Indian religious leaders have moved to embrace Jesus as an avatar, or incarnation, of God. In light of this, the Indian guru Paramahansa Yogananda, author of Autobiography of a Yogi, wrote an extensive commentary on the Gospels published in 2004 in the two-volume set The Second Coming of Christ: The Resurrection of the Christ Within You. The book offers a mystical interpretation of the Second Coming in which it is understood to be an inner experience, something that takes place within the individual heart. In the introduction of this book, Yogananda wrote that the true Second Coming is the resurrection within you of the Infinite Christ Consciousness. Also stated in the Book of Luke - "Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you." (Luke 17:21)

Follow him out of the cave etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.13097361]

L. Ron Hubbard was a BLACK man

[Anonymous No.13097412]

>>13097175
Only the Father knows.

[Anonymous No.13097502]

>>13097177
The digits don't lie, tybg

[Anonymous No.13098119]

>>13097128
You don't wanna be around when that happens. Jesus wants you to live in Heaven

[Anonymous No.13098936]

>>13097128
there is no reason for him to come back since the true and final salvation can be found in the prophet (pbuh)

[Anonymous No.13098966]

>>13097128

Time is nothing to God, the apocalypse has already happened and the judgement made.

[Anonymous No.13098973]

>>13097128

The same day your Dad gets back from the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.13098983]

>>13098936
>pbuh
fuck off muslim

[Anonymous No.13098996]

>>13097128
friday 24th may, 3pm
i've got it in my outlook
our team meeting is at 4pm so the second coming better not take too long. but israelis always gabble on so much in meetings

[Anonymous No.13099006]

4000 to 2000 ~ Adam to Abraham
2000 to 0 ~ Abraham to Christ
0 to 2000 ~ Calvary to Second Coming

It will soon be exactly 2000 years since he died. He's coming back this time, bros.

[Anonymous No.13099023]

>>13098983
Meh the Muslims are more tolerable than the evangelical atheists. They at least are aware that they have a religion.

[Anonymous No.13099025]

>>13099023
yeah what is 911 compared to atheists being annoying online

[Anonymous No.13099027]

Our Lady of Fatima said the final thing that will be attacked is "The Family". Could be very soon since it is getting mogged as we speak.

[Anonymous No.13099040]

>>13099025
911 at lesat was HILARIOUSE

atheists make me seethe

[Anonymous No.13099044]

>>13099006


>per secula seculorum

[Anonymous No.13099048]

Pretty soon I think. I mean, we even have a cool, ecumenic pope now. Just a matter of time until the ocean turn into blood and heaven into fire.

[Anonymous No.13099062]

>>13099044
That's not biblical fundamentalism, brainlet. It doesn't say that in the Bible. That's more of a trinitarian extrapolation.

[Anonymous No.13099109]

>>13099025
French Revolution, Communism, abortion regime, etc.
Salafism, Wahhabism, and pan-Arabism are all on the same level but I don’t usually see their bullshit on 4chan, so I assume (wrongly maybe) that he’s a normal person with incorrect religious views.

[Anonymous No.13099123]

>>13097128
>Not willing to risk eternity in the deepest circle of hell on the off chance you yourself are Jesus

Wow, what a team player

[Anonymous No.13099167]

>>13099109
>Communism
that has nothing to do with atheismus fuck off

[Anonymous No.13099180]

>>13097128
If you get too caught up in the particular aesthetics of your religion you end up missing the broader point

There is no man in the clouds or a goateed ghost that wants to be your personal friend

[Anonymous No.13099189]

>>13099167
>Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism.

Or is there some lesson you would prefer to give Lenin on Communism?

[Anonymous No.13099222]

>>13099189
lenin didn't actually tip a fedora, he simply deemed religion to be incompatible with his ideology but it isn't all black and white, people can still profess their religion and also be filthy communists because those are unrelated things, it is the reason why christianity is well and alive in cuba

[Anonymous No.13099238]

>>13099025
>consequentialist
even at their most violent, a muslim is closer to truth and therefore more enlightened and more valuable than an atheist

[Anonymous No.13099262]

>>13099222
That would be news to my Cuban friends whose parents fled Fidel’s regime.

[Anonymous No.13099805]

>>13098936
cool larp, what is the Mahdi