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what's a non-erotic book that made you pop a boner?

>> No.13070644
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>>13070633
your diary desu

>> No.13070678

>>13070633
I remember popping a boner to Around the World in 80 Days when the white explorer and the Indian princess confessed their love to each other.

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>>13070678

>> No.13070726

>>13070722
I pity your lack of romance.

>> No.13070730

Bleeding Edge

>Her feet seem to have been resting in his lap for a while, and she can't help noticing he has this, well, hardon. Out of his trousers and between her feet, actually, and sort of moving back and forth... Not that this happens to her a lot, which may account for why she begins tentatively now to explore, whatever the equivalent to handle is, maybe "footle" the aroused organ, her toes always having been prehensile enough to pick up socks, keys, and loose change, her soles, could it be the cannabis? unaccountably sensitized, particularly the insides of her heels, which reflexologists have told her connect directly with the uterus... she slides the polished toes of one foot under his balls and with the pads of the others begins caressing his penis, after a while switching feet, just to see what will happen, all out of experimental curiosity of course...
>"Eric, what's this, did you just... come, one my feet?"
>"Um, yeah? well not 'on' exactly, coz I'm wearing a condom?"
>"You're worried about what, funguses?"
>"No offense, I just like condoms, sometimes I'll wear one just to have it on, you know?"

>> No.13070842

>>13070633
Crime and Punishment.

>> No.13070873

>>13070633
There's a certain chapter in "The Crying of Lot 49" that is just my kind of thing.

>> No.13070886

>>13070633
karl ove knausgaard's my struggle volume 4

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>>13070842
This. Just think of all shameful things Sonya had to do

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>>13070730

Also, fuck off foot fag

>> No.13070938

>>13070633
On the Road when Jack was boning that mexican chick on milk crates and then after when they were fucking mexican teenage prostitutes

>> No.13070958

>>13070938
i don't remember the book being very explicit about any of that

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I put a book down if I even anticipate that is a possibility. Getting aroused ruins reading for me and makes me distracted. Orson Welles said it best.

>> No.13070967

>>13070633
All The Pretty Horses when John is banging Alejandra in the ranch and they have to be silent so she bites his hand to the blood
That image has stayed with me ever since

>> No.13072434

>>13070633
My first book on Riemannian geometry

>> No.13072439

When Severian touched Jolenta's massive jugs

>> No.13072867

The scene in Butcher's Crossing where Francine brings William to her boudoir and they almost fuck

>> No.13073144

a few works by peter sotos have had this effect on me

>> No.13074052

All of Murakami’s books
That includes the one about running

>> No.13074060

>>13070633
Lolita

>> No.13074204

>>13070633
History books where someone triumphs and corrects a past mistake or offense. Most recently, it was reading about Alfonso VIII and the Christian victory at Las Navas de Tolosa.

>>13070644
Underrated

>> No.13075380

Dead Souls
couldn't contain the joy drops

>> No.13075434

>>13074052
>That includes the one about running
h-homo

>> No.13075464

>>13074052
You're gay if Norwegian Wood doesn't make you pop a boner at least once.

>>13074060
Lolita, but unironically. Because I have a sock fetish.

>> No.13075518

>>13070633
The Confusions of Young Törless. Anyone else know this feel bros

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Anything about bloodsucking in Carmilla

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Inherent Vice

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>>13075676
This.
>tfw no vampire gf
just end it now

>> No.13076003

>>13070633
Any female author. The Poems Of Emily Dickinson in particular though. It's not right to fantasize about dead people so I try to really not do it. Bits of authors personalities seep into their work. I tend to become attracted to most female authors. Some I try really hard not to fantasize about but it's hard.