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>> No.13051388
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>> No.13051533

>this kills the moralfag

>> No.13051537
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>> No.13051556

This is becoming such a meme, I am actually worried about the people that are encouraging you to keep posting this

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This book would have some pretty sharp dialogue if its author didn't have the word choice of a retard.

>> No.13051691

Are we entering a new era of /lit/-based literary figures?

>> No.13051753

just report it for spam

>> No.13051762

>>13051368
Wait, didn't I see this being posted on Galaxy3? THe deep web forum?

>> No.13051775

Announcement: Novel also available for download on The Internet Archive.

Link: https://archive.org/details/AWalkingAphrodisiacByNicholasBlacksmith

>> No.13051807

>>13051691
I wouldn't count on it.

>> No.13051821

>>13051691
Well, this guy said he doesn't believe in literature, so...

>> No.13051827

>>13051762
Yes. Again, not a question and answer, but I can make an exception with you. I did share the file, on April 30.

>> No.13052445

did you by any chance take drugs while writing this?

>> No.13052448

>>13051537
can't quell the Feistamel

>> No.13052451

>>13051691
yes

>> No.13052513

>>13051691
3. Blacksmith
2. Trommebearre
1. Feistamel

>> No.13052591

>>13052513
HAHA the new Beats!

>> No.13052626

Jesus, your work sounds so frenetic that it looks like it could have been written in an evening, but then again, it is so layered that it could've taken you a year to write.

>> No.13052692

>>13052591
The NEETs!

>> No.13052716

>>13052692
Damn straight

>> No.13052733

>>13052692
Feistamel is employed and married. Pretty sure he has kids as well. That industrious motherfucker.

>> No.13052737

>>13051680
this is a good pair of sentences

>> No.13052746

>>13052733
Where the fuck did Blacksmith come from? I can't tell if he's a horny twenty year old or a schizo forty year old.

>> No.13052754

>>13052733
Well, Burroughs already had a wife when he wrote Naked Lunch

>> No.13052758

>>13052746
Probably neither. Maybe he's a weird fucking teenager, who knows.

>> No.13052759

>>13052746
I don't know. Before two or three days ago I had never even heard of him. /lit/ authors are literally crawling out of the woodwork. Hell, a month ago I jad never heard of Feistamel, and now I'm reading his book. This might be the dawn of /lit/'s golden age. We can't let this go to waste.

>> No.13052778

>>13052759
Yup, /lit/ is the new Warhol Factory, a place where weird art can be embraced.

>> No.13052803

This may be the literary equivalent of Andalusian Dog. Making literature more bold and influencing authors to be less insecure about offending people.

>> No.13052810

>>13052778
This is where the next major literary movement will be born, the one that will define the literature of the 2020s as a rebirth of the written word as art, in defiance of these past decades of worthless genre shit.

>> No.13052832

>>13052810
Hopefully, yes.

>> No.13052918

Someone should make a wikipedia page of this

>> No.13053116

>>13051368
i cant believe they wrote a book about me

>> No.13053298

Remove all the cringe and you have a nice book, it reminded me of these YA erotic fanfiction top selling books on Amazon

>> No.13053384

>>13052810
zoomer lit is going to be absolute nectar. Sturm und Drang with techno-social mania

>> No.13053490

I think this book is very manipulative, I think the cringe is purposely written so you can "Identify" with the twisted characters. I think this could potentially drive a person insane and I am worried about the writer's mental health. But I must say, on the third part he seems pretty self aware and seems like he actually knows what he's doing.

>> No.13053587

>>13053490
I was thinking the same, like why do all these outrageous books always have some ridiculous bits and retarded phrases. It must be a psychological thing, the cringe makes you reflect on your own life and when you're vulnerable, the writing grabs you and tries to modify your view on something.

>> No.13053683

This could be the voice of a very fucked up generation

>> No.13053856

>>13053384
>Sturm und Drang with techno-social mania
well fuck, shit's going down if you got that right

>> No.13054226

>>13052754
Is that the one that he drunkenly murdered?

>> No.13054626

Not a native speaker, he keeps making simple errors on instead of in etc

>> No.13055095

I really can't tell if you're being retarded on purpose, but I'll guess you were just very high while writing.

>> No.13055156

>>13052591
This, but unironically

>> No.13055406

>>13051368
just marathoned the first couple pages. gotta say it's pretty fucking based

>> No.13055445

>>13052513
Who's the middle one?

>> No.13055470

>>13055445
He recently posted some work here.
Havent read it, so whether or not he belongs there is up to you
>>13054713

>> No.13055487

>>13055470
How the fuck does he even bother to publish on wattpad?

>> No.13055501

>>13055445
The guy who posted this story a couple days ago: https://www.wattpad.com/727095577-a-warm-place-for-willy..
It's long and needs some work, but definitely unique and entertaining.

>> No.13055509

>>13055487
That is an excellent question.
Perhaps he has published other works that I'm not aware of to other platforms.
Perhaps he was the anon behind the post and included himself to drum up interest.

>> No.13055668

>>13055509
True

>> No.13056384

>>13051368
im interested, where can i read it?

>> No.13057099

I kinda like this

>> No.13057131

>>13057099
Same, its kinda becoming a guilty pleasure for me, like an acquired taste, i dont know

>> No.13057615

He has to be a native speaker, but he definitely took something, at least alcohol.

>> No.13057653

>>13055406
>>13057099
>>13057131
Fuck off Nicholas.

>> No.13057917

>>13057615
Idk, His references to eating fondue make me think hes swiss or french or european

>> No.13058379

How the fuck does anyone manage to write 220 pages of this shit. Great material, hilarious, but it just doesnt feel good. The flowery lines that suddenly come up feel very unsettling instead of joyful. The prose is a giveaway of your mental illness or heavy drug use, or both.

>> No.13058526

>>13051368
Have you thought of sending a copy to booktubers?

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>> No.13058982

This book manages to do everything a college professor tells you not to do:
1. It starts with dialogue and completely out of context.
2. Basic grammar mistakes (can't tell if on purpose or not)
3. Extremely short chapters
4. Big font size
5. Little to no suspense
6. Too many narrators (I counted 6)
7. Stringy sentences
8. Blunt and explicit language, full of curse words and swearing
I think this is the most anti-intellectual work that I've ever read.

>> No.13058990

>>13058982
Forgot to add:
9. Self-indulgent interludes on the Edward part