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13042321 No.13042321 [Reply] [Original]

What books do i need to read to get a gf?

>> No.13042326
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>>13042321
Reading books will reveal that girlfriends are degenerate as they do not serve a purpose. Marriage at least has procreation as a fruit. The real redpill the learned come to discover is that semen retention is the absolute best state to be in, which requires transcending sexual release. Overcome the hand. Overcome the flesh.

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>>13042321

>> No.13042331

>>13042326
What if I just want to eat bluepill

>> No.13042335

>>13042326
one of the ultimate redpills t b h

>> No.13042340

>>13042326
Semen retention in the long run will turn you gay, thats not always the case but theres a fair chance

>> No.13042392

>>13042326
what if I am a roastie

>> No.13042412

>>13042321
chicks dig latin
if you read a latin book in front of a woman she will think wow you are so smart even if you aren't; sometimes they try to make awkward small talk. my favorite was when i was reading at a cross section and a mixed girl (america) looked over my shoulder, must have seen the book was in latin and thought she had to say something.
>the traffic is pretty bad today
evidently the best she could come up wiht. i just said "hmm?" and went back to reading. she was quiet then on. women aren't very good at coming on to people, even if you read good you'll still have to go out and get a girlfriend by your own machination
but girsl like me no matter what i do so your mileage may vary

>> No.13042414

>>13042326
procreation is a poison, marriage is the biggest mistake a man can make
fuck off with your RED PILL rubbish

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>>13042412

>> No.13042418

>>13042414
>waaah! procreation bad but also i am not strong willed enough to do semen retention
t. imbecile who wants to eat his cake and have it too

>> No.13042419
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>>13042416

>> No.13042421

>>13042414
lol nice cope fag

>> No.13042425

>>13042331
If you can take it, it will genuinely make you a happier person but I don't think it will be worth it in the end.

>> No.13042462

>>13042331
the common idea is that reading the Rational Male reveals a lot of buried truth, but like stated in Ecclesiastes, all true knowledge is almost always depressing in its' weight.
Ignorance is bliss Anon

>> No.13042474

>>13042462
Tru knowledge is only depressing because we die thats the final cope if we could avoid death we'd see things differently all the depression comes from pure utter cope we're inferior beings with overdeveloped brains, our body couldn't keep up with the evolution of our brain

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Literally this. If it all just seems like common sense then that's good, just fucking do it. This stuff comes naturally to most people but if you're a virgin autist then you need this to catch up.

>> No.13042498

>>13042479
My father forced me to read it when i was a kid I'm a huge loser autist your book doesnt work

>> No.13042499

>>13042418
I don't masturbate
>>13042421
yawn, try harder

>> No.13042501

>>13042498
Do you follow what it says?

>> No.13042517

>>13042501
stop shilling meme books

>> No.13042525

>>13042517
It's literally so easy to stop being a virgin if you just imitate social norms and pretend to be interested in people. Don't blame others for your own weakness.

>> No.13042527

The Art of Worldly Wisdom, of course.

>> No.13042531

>>13042525
I know and I don't want to do that, now fuck off back to you know where

>> No.13042532

>>13042525
Not him but this book is bait.
It sold well the same way books like "get rich in 12 easy steps!" got sold.
It was written in 30s and society changed *quite* a bit during this time

>> No.13042535

>>13042499
>no u
You're still a massive faggot

>> No.13042543

>>13042535
stop, you're a total embarrassment

>> No.13042553

>>13042531
Major cope

>>13042532
Literally all it says is "don't act like an autist if you want people to like you", that's why it can benefit people here

>> No.13042557

>>13042499
Then there is no reason for you to raise issue with the post as it holds semen retention to be the most ideal state of being. The only other alternative is that you engage in coitus interuptus or some other form of non-procreational sex, which is essentially masturbation with a body instead of a hand.

>> No.13042563

>>13042553
replying "major cope" is low iq
it's nothingness

>> No.13042576

>>13042563
Big cope

>> No.13042581

30 replies 13 posters

look like someone in the thread is butt-madd :)))

>> No.13042596

>>13042326
>not having a simple but caring wife to handle all the cooking, cleaning and child rearing allowing you to fully engage with your literary pursuits

>> No.13042598

>>13042581
I'm buttblasted right now

>> No.13042601

>>13042462
How do I become ignorant again?

>> No.13042610

>>13042601
If I knew how anon, If I knew how...
(If you want to try and most likely fail, read Schopenhauer, although that's not really truly ignorant advice, it's more a kind of sprezzatura around life's inherent bullshit)

>> No.13042611
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>>13042601
unironically take the honkpill: the first step to enlightenment
it's basically modern day democritus
"Yet we gain nothing by getting rid of all personal causes of sadness, for sometimes we are possessed by hatred of the human race. When you reflect how rare simplicity is, how unknown innocence, how seldom faith is kept, unless it be to our advantage, when you remember such numbers of successful crimes, so many equally hateful losses and gains of lust, and ambition so impatient even of its own natural limits that it is willing to purchase distinction by baseness, the mind seems as it were cast into darkness, and shadows rise before it as though the virtues were all overthrown and we were no longer allowed to hope to possess them or benefited by their possession. We ought therefore to bring ourselves into such a state of mind that all the vices of the vulgar may not appear hateful to us, but merely ridiculous, and we should imitate Democritus rather than Heraclitus. The latter of these, whenever he appeared in public, used to weep, the former to laugh: the one thought all human doings to be follies, the other thought them to be miseries. We must take a higher view of all things, and bear with them more easily: it better becomes a man to scoff at life than to lament over it. Add to this that he who laughs at the human race deserves better of it than he who mourns for it, for the former leaves it some good hopes of improvement, while the latter stupidly weeps over what he has given up all hopes of mending. He who after surveying the universe cannot control his laughter shows, too, a greater mind than he who cannot restrain his tears, because his mind is only affected in the slightest possible degree, and he does not think that any part of all this apparatus is either important, or serious, or unhappy. As for the several causes which render us happy or sorrowful, let everyone describe them for himself, and learn the truth of Bion's saying, "That all the doings of men were very like what he began with, and that there is nothing in their lives which is more holy or decent than their conception." Yet it is better to accept public morals and human vices calmly without bursting into either laughter or tears; for to be hurt by the sufferings of others is to be forever miserable, while to enjoy the sufferings of others is an inhuman pleasure, just as it is a useless piece of humanity to weep and pull a long face because someone is burying his son. In one's own misfortunes, also, one ought so to conduct oneself as to bestow upon them just as much sorrow as reason, not as much as custom requires: for many shed tears in order to show them, and whenever no one is looking at them their eyes are dry, but they think it disgraceful not to weep when everyone does so. So deeply has this evil of being guided by the opinion of others taken root in us, that even grief, the simplest of all emotions, begins to be counterfeited."

>> No.13042621

>>13042611
It's taken me this long to figure out that the LGBT flag is in clown colours.

>> No.13042819

>>13042611
Thank you for this post

>> No.13042952

>>13042621
That's because its one big joke to the world. Also a one big inside joke to them because its intended to allure children because they like clown colors and rainbows. A sick world we live in.

>> No.13042955

>>13042326
*snaps*
you know where this post is going

>> No.13043084

>>13042414
t. genetic failure
>>13042340
despite how retarded this sounds it's actually kinda true. You fuckers gotta watch out or you might catch the big gay.

>> No.13043121

>>13042955
yep.
the based collection.

>> No.13043127

>>13043084
what does genetics have to do with anything?

>> No.13043223

>>13043127
Not him but your anti-natalism is proof that your genetic material isn't good enough to survive one more generation. Hence you being a genetic failure.

>> No.13043266

>>13043223
Just an anon passing by some of the more light-reading threads.
I understand you're reasoning. However, doesn't anti-natalism validated in the slightest at least in the sense that you implicate more life to fear death and then die.
Anti-natalism would be completely hogwash if life is wholly good, but we all know it isn't.
Most parents have kids just because they selfishly want to have a family of their own just like their parents did.
It's not a case of surviving genes (which is flawed reasoning for when the sun goes out)
it's moreso a case of validating another living being to suffer.

>> No.13043310

>>13043266
Anti-natalism hinges on the idea that no experience is preferable to any negative experience - something that anyone that values the human experience finds laughable at best and dishonestly pedantic at worst.
Posting from my phone at work. Might expand on this later.

>> No.13043651

>>13043266
>Suffering
>Bad

>> No.13043657

>>13043651
Hello there degenerate masochist!

>> No.13043664

>>13042321
Read Ovid's Ars Amatoria, then read Remedia Amoris

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>>13042326
>serve a purpose

>> No.13043685

>>13043657
Hello bugman whose entire life revolves around being as comfortable as possible whilst avoiding any type of conflict that would lead to him to growth or greater virtue

>> No.13043696

>>13043685
Tell me about some virtue building self-chosen (anything else is cheating) suffering you are in the process of going through.

>> No.13043706

>>13043685
I forget the exact quote but as Zizek roughly said, suffering doesn't legitimatise your struggles.
Being tortured for no reason doesn't make you any wiser. Pretending to enjoy suffering is mostly a cope for a vastly underwhelming life, which would be much better spent with suffering in moderation (e.g. family deaths and illnesses vs. not being able to eat or have good relationships)

>> No.13043713

>>13043696
All forms of learning, exercise, and most other forms of self-improvement.
You're dumb.

>> No.13043738

>>13043713
Almost none of those are suffering.
(Besides perhaps learning, if that learning is how to hunt in dangerous scenarios, which we don't)

>> No.13043743

>>13043713
>learning, exercise
So suffering
Much "faggot!"

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>>13042321
It’s not the book that matters, anon. It’s the fact you even read consistently that will turn on women.

>> No.13043766

>>13043738
>>13043743
Define suffering then you pedant.

>> No.13043777

>>13043766
Google define: "the state of undergoing pain"

>> No.13043791

>>13043777
So you've never seriously worked out or tried to learn a challenging skill, then?

>> No.13043795

>>13043791
Pushing yourself volutarily during exercise/weight-lifting is not the same as someone inflicting pain on you. Failing at learning a guitar chord does not inflict pain on you.

>> No.13043802

>>13043706
Literally non of that contradicts what I said. Zizek is directly advocating for the fact that a normal amount of suffering is good.

>> No.13043837

>>13043795
In that case the definition of suffering that you provided is not sufficient for your childish worldview and you to rewrite it.
Also, failing to accomplish a goal can absolutely cause anguish; you'd know that if you'd put an ounce of effort into any part of your sad short life but instead you cope with accusing other people are lying to themselves when they say that life is good.