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Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:39:58 2019 No.13002565 [Reply] [Original]

This just came in the mail. Time to turn my life around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:59:45 2019 No.13002675 File: 26 KB, 334x499, 12 Rules for Life.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13002565 He parses myriad ethical quandaries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 11:38:33 2019 No.13002846 I hope this book convinces you to kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 11:43:04 2019 No.13002866 1. Clean your room 2. Wash your penis 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10 11. 12.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 11:43:29 2019 No.13002867 >>13002846 It's doing the opposite. It's turning my life around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 14:15:48 2019 No.13003528 Anyone actually reddit?

Anonymous Thu Apr 25 14:34:52 2019 No.13003633
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>>13002565
1. Stand up straight with your snip snips out.
2. Treat yourself like a beloved tank mate
3. Make friends with lobsters who don't want to see you boiled
4. Compare yourself to the crustacean you were yesterday, not who somelobster else is today
5. Don't let your hatchlings do anything to make you want to eat them
6. Set your tank in perfect order before you criticize the kitchen
7. Pursue what is salty (not what is fresh)
8. Tell the truth (Neptune is listening)
9. Assume the lobster you are talking to might have knowledge between his antennaes that you don't
10. Be precise when you snap your claws
11. Do not bother larvae when they are swimming
12. Eat an urchin when you encounter one in the wild

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 14:40:39 2019 No.13003670 File: 88 KB, 640x480, image1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13002565 10/10 would clean my room again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 15:07:32 2019 No.13003830 File: 40 KB, 1920x1080, cv7q3dp2x1911.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13002866 3. Call your dad sometime!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 15:08:02 2019 No.13003834 >>13002866 3. Smell your sisters or your friends sisters panties once a day 5. When approaching

>>	RootinTootinRasberry Thu Apr 25 15:09:35 2019 No.13003842 File: 271 KB, 449x332, rootintootinrasberry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jordan B Peterson is a statist cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 15:09:43 2019 No.13003843 >>13003528 Narwahl bacon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 15:13:03 2019 No.13003857 >If people dont do metaphysical traditional belief stuff 20th century postmodern nazicommunism stuff wil happen >t. Joe Penisson

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 15:13:48 2019 No.13003866 >>13003670 Same person who shits on self-help books

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 15:14:39 2019 No.13003874 File: 52 KB, 509x608, jpfraud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 15:15:08 2019 No.13003878 >>13003857 >claims influence from Nietzsche >okay now let me tell you why christianity is right!

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