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Hey, fellow Anons!
My name is John and I am a German trying to become a writer. Yes, I am retarded enough to try to get into a market so over saturated, that I have better chances to be an abuse-free hooker. Anyway, I am sharing this link to my FREE ebook here, so all of you can murder me in the review section in a few days and I might be able to work on my writing skills (English is my second language; so the translation is probably fucked at some parts and I am too broke to hire someone). So far, from my close environment, I only get the classic: “Yeah that’s great”, blablabla and desu I don’t want to bother them with a story, they won't fully understand anyway, and my implicit fear of achieving nothing substantial in my lifetime. I know you are all high IQ monkeys and I would be honored to get dissected, straight up murdered, by your greasy neckbeard fingers in a heartbeat.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QZD96P4

I am not sure how common it is to have this here on /lit/, maybe I will get bombarded with snarky comments, but I know to at least get a good laugh out of them so here I am.
The story is not breaking into new grounds. Someone told me their story; of a low lifer finding no meaning in jobs, love, family or friends and who turns to violence. I will be real with you, it is slow as hell. The first 100 pages are just cheap set up for the moment he tries to fight back for control. But after I think, I have something special on hand.

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13002285

>>13002280
fuck off to reddit

>> No.13002286

>>13002280
I'm not going to read it, as I don't like reading ebooks, but I wish you good luck nonetheless.

>> No.13002290

might check it out.

>> No.13002291

I already did. I just want to get a wide spectrum of people reading it. And you are obviously on the spectrum, so I value your opinion

>> No.13002309

>>13002285

I already did. I just want to get a wide spectrum of people reading it. And you are obviously on the spectrum, so I value your opinion the most.

>> No.13002316

>>13002286
>>13002290

Thank you. As stated, it is for free, so you just lose time reading.

>> No.13002317

you sound like you come from reddit, I suggest you go back

>> No.13002337

>>13002317

I am not a Reddit user; just a guy who has no people to read his stuff, so I posted a Link there as well.
But what is the point of sharing your writing if you just get people to read it, that feel more important then they are. Sorry, if you feel like I invaded your website, but I am not trying to sell you a dustsucker, just here to waste your time.

>> No.13002368

>>13002280
you either write for introspection, money or maybe some fuckery, anything else is pointless.

You want to be read absolutly? That is not for you to decide. Drop your book in the subway and cross your fingers.

>> No.13002370

Post a screenshot. I don't use amazon

>> No.13002412

>>13002368

Yeah, you are right, while I write for all these reasons you are stating to some extent, I would not say, they are the reasons why came here with my 2nd Class Book.

I want to earn money with writing, I just don't feel good enough. I want you to read about my inner workings, I just feel like I should be ashamed for it. I want to fuck with people, just doesn't make a good USP in itself.

So yeah, it is not my decisions to be read, I might not even deserve to be read at all, but in the end it is my decisions to say: "Here, I want you to read it", if you then go out of your way to take the time to do it, that's your decision.

>> No.13002423

>>13002291
Underrated post

>> No.13002532

>>13002285
Stop watching anime.

>> No.13002746

>>13002412
Brother, just go with the flow. I'll pour my self a pint of mead in your honor tonight. That'll be my prayer for you.

>> No.13003260

>>13002280
>that I have better chances to be an abuse-free hooker
Huh?

>> No.13003349

This sounds superficial but I like the cover.