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What books would bring and/or discuss at your first date?

>> No.12996994

If I'm trying to get some pussy, Harry Potter

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12997038

>>12996994
>Harry Potter and women

>> No.12997059

The one I was currently reading, if I were to do it

>> No.12997067

Hey, I work in the same building as these people

>> No.12997072

>>12996976
Harry Potter for 80% of the female population.
LOTR for 15%
And Dante's Inferno for 5%
I'll bring all 3 to play my odds and make my judgement as I see fit..

>> No.12997081

"john green is a h-hack"
"why do you say that anon? he's much more accomplished than that david foster wallace guy you always talk about"

>> No.12997533

>>12997081
>he is much more accomplished
FOOLISH ATHEIST BUILD NOT ON EARTH TREASURES. Non-dogmatically though, have you heard of Herman Melville? He along with countless other ARTISTES disprove your sophmoric notions of literary success.

>> No.12997641

Bring whatever. It is a subtle threat.

>> No.12997657

>>12997641
>if you're Chad it doesn't fucking matter
>if you're not Chad it doesn't fucking matter.

>> No.12997662

>>12996994
>yeah he started talking about harry potter so i fucked him
have you spoke to any girls since year 9?

>> No.12997699

>>12997662
>have you spoke to any girls since year 9?
Rephrase that to: Have you spoken to any girls older than 9?

>> No.12997755

Bring Revolt Against the Modern World. Sure, everyone will scoff in disgust and will be blacklisted as a fascist, but if you get that one Traditionalist qt3.14 who wants nothing more than to obey her husband and pop out babies for him, then it will all be worth it.

>> No.12997760

>>12997755
triple dubs
this man speak the truth

>> No.12997771

If she can't talk for 3 hours about Heidegger she isn't worth the time.

>> No.12997786

/lit/ is full of virgins kek. just be arrogant, well dressed and talk vaguely in the most pretentious way about whichever obscure author is on your shelf at the moment

t. ugly & anorexic french genius who exclusively dates models and actresses

>aimer les femmes intelligentes est un plaisir de pédéraste

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>>12996976
Infinite Jest of course

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>>12997786
Monsieur, shut fuck up

>> No.12998608

>>12996976
Captain Underpants
Lolita
Industrial Society and its Future

>> No.12998614

>>12996976
>imagine being a ereader fag and not being able to show a girl a book without showing your crusty epad with crusty cum stains

>> No.12998627

Charlotte's Web
SCUM Manifeseto
The Quran

>> No.12998652

>>12998614
>imagine not being a masturbation addicted slob

>> No.12998932

>>12998652
>Imagine not fapping to gay popper training videos for over 5 hours straight while high on poppers and marijuana

>> No.12999640

The second book of In Search of Lost Time-Within a Budding Grove.

>> No.12999683

>>12996976
my diary desu

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>>12998932
You have the power to stop

>> No.12999752

>>12997788
They don't look like they've been read, spine is too flat

>> No.13000382

"How to read a book" by mortimer j adler