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>> No.1297498

I would toss that girl on the bed and make her mouth yawn open towards the cieling moaning such sweet sounds of pleasure that would only fuel my passion till her legs spasmed about my waist in an orgasm so amazing that there would be no precedent from which to base it in the history of orgasms. And then she'd look up at me biting her lip in a coy smile as I thought to myself "ffffffuuuuuuuck. yeaaaaaaaaaah."

>> No.1297503

Watch her drink mocha lattes from independent coffee shops while pretending to read Ayn Rand.

>> No.1297510

holy shit i almost has a heart attack thinking that was me i have a shirt like that

>pretending to read Ayn Rand
lol, he has a cool style tho

>> No.1297511

Nice job. 8/10, would be trolled again.

>> No.1297516

i mean 'she' obviously, slip

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stalk her vehemently until I know which shitty, post-modern bullshit she likes to read, then buy said book and carry it around constantly whilst listening to lo-fi indie folk rock, hoping to run into her; conversation ensues, sexy time to come only after the relaying of several embarrassing secrets to one another, or maybe a date to her favorite Chinese restaurant/ coffee shop.

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>>1297516

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>>1297516
>>1297516

>(freudian) slip

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>>1297498
>an orgasm so amazing that there would be no precedent from which to base it in the history of orgasms

>IMPLYING THAT ORGASMS ARE RECORDED.

>> No.1297535

>>1297529
no you idiot, that would imply i'ma girl or something.

>> No.1297536

Wait, this *is* still 4chan?
TITS or GTFO
Timestamp, troll.

>> No.1297540

but seriously what is winona ryder doing on 4chan

>> No.1297545

>>1297526
>>1297529
Yes D&E, we're so dense you need to drive every point home with the Mallet of Unsubtlety.
And you wonder why so many anons find you unbearable.

>> No.1297548

>>1297536

FOR YOUR INNFORMATION; THAT IS A COPYPASTA IMAGE; IT IS CURRENTLY IN LIKE FIVE BOARDS; LOL.

>> No.1297546

>>1297540
stfu dead&pudgy. anyone can post a picture from someone's facebook onto 4chan

>> No.1297554

>>1297545
>And you wonder why so many anons find you unbearable.
It probably has more to the with the fact I'm so clever yet I'm not a benevolent lickarse like Isabelle Huppert or a few other knowledgeable anons.

>> No.1297576

>>1297554
>I'm so clever yet I'm not benevolent
So people find you unbearable, cause you're a pompous douche? I'm glad you can admit that, now if only you could go away.

>> No.1297585

>>1297554
>D&E casts aside the Ring of Self-Awareness & dons the +3 Full Plate of Ignorance.

>> No.1297588

H O L Y F U C K I know !

I know why you're all worked up in this thread.

She's a female Harry Potter.

Your inner gayness blossomed on 11/20/10

>> No.1297589

It's a trap.

>> No.1297592

>people being unbearable in ways abnormal to 4chan
>tripcode

Oh. That makes some sense, then.

Sage. Sorry I can't "appreciate" any of this social network/catty gossip bullshit. I do care, however, just enough to make a comment that takes 10 seconds, because it ruins 4chan in ways it was never supposed to be ruined.

>> No.1297598

>>1297592
Winding up D&E belongs in /sp/

>> No.1297599

>>1297576

spare the rod spoil the child

>> No.1297600

how i sage

>> No.1297625

This same goddamn thread was just in /g/ fucking cool