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12972508 No.12972508 [Reply] [Original]

This guy blocks your path and says:
>"Stop measuring things"
How do you respond?

>> No.12972555

"I guess you're right. Count me out."

>> No.12972589

Keep in mind he is trained in Advaita Vedanta and has over 300 confirmed Siddhis

>> No.12972706

"Give me some Barrakah, bro"

>> No.12973468

I measure the length of his connection to Brahman and then his dick, what else?

>> No.12973477

>>12972508
based guénon
I welcome him as my sufi master, of course

>> No.12974481

>>12972508
>DAE the greeks were overrated? Lol!

>> No.12974537
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12974537

How many hours of WoW did he clock to get that good?

>> No.12974549

*facetimes schuon*

>> No.12974554

>>12972508
"Let's compare dick size (no homo)."

>> No.12974590
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12974590

>>12972508

I slap him hard across the face and drag him by his hair into an alley, bending him over a garbage bag. He squirms and starts cursing me out in French as I yank his trousers down past the curve of his unappealing pasty white ass. I order him to count how many fingers I have shoved inside him. Initially he resists but i start to kick him behind the knee, aiming for his joints

>un...
>deux
>t-trois
he coughs out. I spit on my fingers to lubricate them and reward him for his obedience. We copulate violently in the alleyway. Afterward, we smoke cigarettes and argue about our favorite poets.

>> No.12974742

>>12972508
I dont need any units to express how bad you sucked in that star wars movie.

>> No.12974853

"Why the long face pal?"