/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12961436]

ITT celebrities who post on /lit/

[Anonymous No.12961456]

[Anonymous No.12961459]

me desu

[Anonymous No.12961463]

I kindly doubt it

[Anonymous No.12961477]

>>12961436
I know this is bait since most of you are white supremacists and hate good-hearted idealists, but I really admire AoC. What's she's already accomplished given her age and background is remarkable.

[Anonymous No.12961539]

>>12961436
so /lit/, what do you think of my stack?

[Anonymous No.12961544]

>>12961463
You missed it. I’m not kidding.

[Anonymous No.12961546]

>>12961539
Its her!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12961549]

>>12961477
When society caters to u it’s kind of easy to succeed

[Anonymous No.12961551]

>>12961539
>>12961436
Soulless black rat eyes

[Anonymous No.12961559]

>>12961539
Nice b8

[Anonymous No.12961565]

>>12961477
she literally posted here this afternoon, bout six hours ago. got found out while going full commie

[Anonymous No.12961572]

>>12961539
>infinite jest

[Anonymous No.12961573]

>>12961565
Bullshit, post proofs

[Anonymous No.12961576]

>>12961551
Mexican/southern italian broads with the big black eyes are hot, my guy. Feels like they're gonna steal your soul when they talk to you. Terrifying. Makes my tummy quiver when I keep eye contact too long during conversation.

[Anonymous No.12961577]

>that one time we pissed off Charlotte Sartre

[Anonymous No.12961578]

>>12961456
still assmad?

[Anonymous No.12961588]

>>12961578
my day is pretty much ruined

[Anonymous No.12961594]

>>12961573
Starts here >>12959357
Not every commie is her so dont get confused, try to follow the AOCsounding posts and youll keep up

[Anonymous No.12961599]

>>12961546
Yep!

>>12961572
My favorite part is when Mario gets molested in the woods.

[Anonymous No.12961601]

>>12961436
For fuck sake summer isn't even here yet

[Anonymous No.12961602]

>>12961436
mommy

[Anonymous No.12961617]

>>12961594
this one was more telling to me >>12959437

[Anonymous No.12961621]

>>12961456
/thread

[Anonymous No.12961622]

>>12961594
>no proof, just more baseless claims
Wow it's fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.12961627]

>>12961594
this one was more telling to me, deadringer for her style of speaking and writing >>12959437

[Anonymous No.12961628]

>>12961477
Name an accomplishment of hers that isn’t getting elected or being appointed. I’ll wait.

[Anonymous No.12961629]

>>12961565
Or—get this—it was a random person

[Anonymous No.12961641]

>>12961627
Second fucking time ive fudged it >>12959473

[Anonymous No.12961646]

>>12961628
Being hot

[Anonymous No.12961650]

>>12961629
Hot take, probably occured to no one else. Probably everyones first assumption was that a random anon was for some reason AOC. Your high IQ wins the day.

[Anonymous No.12961657]

>>12961650
>this tone
how much time do you spend on progtwitter be honest

[Anonymous No.12961672]

>>12961657
Well let’s unpack this. Ha yeah not. Yeah sorry poohbear I just have very low tolerance for straight RETARDS. Say it louder for those of us in the back.

[Anonymous No.12961685]

>>12961594
>yo guys it's literally AOC
>muh commies killing godzilions
>white genocide
Wtf did I just read? /lit/ is getting more stupid every day.

[Anonymous No.12961690]

>>12961641
definitely see it

[Anonymous No.12961697]

>>12961641
>muh perceived history
what is south africa, mandela didnt take revenge
byebye

[Anonymous No.12961703]

>>12961685
Just spitballing here, but you were probably too stupid to keep up with who was who and for some reason think she was talking promoting white genocide and that everyone else was stupid enough to think so too. That’s you. That’s what you think. You. But no you’re right, it’s us who are stupid.

[Anonymous No.12961715]

>>12961436
She fucking smoked them, that was hilarious
It’s funny that it was just a few of us who noticed it was her, I come back some hours later and all of 4chan is talking about it lmao

[Anonymous No.12961718]

>>12961697
not yet

[Anonymous No.12961720]

>>12961703
No, I know it wasn't one person. But the whole conversation was for brainlets.

[Anonymous No.12961725]

Shes butterflys alter ego

[Anonymous No.12961734]

>>12961718
he's dead

[Anonymous No.12961738]

>>12961720
Everyone says so afterwards, but nobody had anything to say to her at the time. Maybe only the brainlets were on, or maybe it’s easier in your imagination.

[Anonymous No.12961750]

>>12961734
ghosts, fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.12961779]

>>12961738
Dude. this was literally the conversation
>Whites will be overtaken and closing borders is fascism
>DUDE, what if whites and colored have their own cities and own guns!!??!?!!!
>WHITES WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH THAT!!!!
this shit is for fucking brainlets. It's on the same level as Chris-chan getting angry about sonic's blue arms. Maybe even worse.

[Anonymous No.12961803]

>>12961779
The debates continue on to the end of the thread. You literally greentexted a single exchange out of many and acted like that was the whole thread. She was in like six debates.

[Anonymous No.12961807]

It was a random person. You people are absolute birdbrains

[Anonymous No.12961812]

>>12961803
I don't want to look up the whole thread to see some rad-lib screeching with autistic pol/tards/ about internet """""politics""""".

[Anonymous No.12961840]

Hot take: It was actually Julia Salazar.

[Anonymous No.12961845]

>>12961807
It wasn’t. If you were in the thread at the time you would understand. It was a random girl frothing about communism, somebody noticed something about her style and asked her if she was from NYC, she ducked the question, kept debating AOC style, finally people started naming her and she ghosted. Among many other reasons people think it was her.
People aren’t as stupid as you’d like to think. We know what a larp is. A larp necessitates the person being in on it from the start. She came out a communist, not an AOC imitator, and left when the jig was up, not milking it.

[Anonymous No.12961849]

>>12961845
You seriously think AOC is a communist?

[Anonymous No.12961858]

>>12961436
Is AOC, dare I say it, /ourmom/?

[Anonymous No.12961878]

>>12961849
You seriously can’t imagine a far left socialist being a communist behind doors? Do you actually think everything that happens in politics is genuine and should be taken at face value?

[Anonymous No.12961890]

>>12961477
she got cherrypicked and handcrafted by a focus group, what the fuck are you on

[Anonymous No.12961914]

>>12961646
I know American girls are ugly but please have some standards

[Anonymous No.12961919]

>>12961878
MY FUCKING GOD. Kautsky was a better communist than fucking AOC. Jesus christ I can smell you are an fucking dumb Amerikan from the fucking screen. In Europe people like her are fucking centrist at best.

[Anonymous No.12961938]

>>12961919
It would be easy for another communist to be better than her, since in this hypothetical scenario she would only be communist in private. I can assure that the only dumb person here is you. Calm down and stop assuming you’re smart. It’s already led you to one embarassing blunder.

[Anonymous No.12961964]

>>12961845
>this level of delusion
oh really anon? tell us more

[Anonymous No.12961966]

>>12961938
It's your fucking typical rad-lib. It even has the same typical arguments they use like "not true socialism". What the fuck would AOC even fucking do on /lit/? She literally advocates for Scandinavian "socialism".

[Anonymous No.12961979]

>>12961966
>What the fuck would AOC even fucking do on /lit/
What the rest of us are? She’s a person too dummy, and in her twenties. She’s a literature fanatic. 4chan offers anonymity which someone like her would revel in. The thread she was in was about capitalism vs marxism. She was triggered into multiple debates. If you stop and think about it, it’s not as hard to believe as you might initially think.

[Anonymous No.12961997]

>>12961845
You read like a mentally ill person. Not only was it not AOC, AOC is not by the definition a card carrying member of the Communist Party of America. So kindly fuck off sperglord and making /lit/ the butt of /pol/ jokes.

[Anonymous No.12962002]

>>12961966
>It's your fucking typical rad-lib
Too eloquent and rhetorically advanced for that. She was unassailable and persuasive.

[Anonymous No.12962006]

>>12961436
Does she even read?

[Anonymous No.12962014]

>>12961997
>Not only was it not AOC, AOC is not by the definition a card carrying member of the Communist Party of America.
Do you think that people don’t know that? Stop and ponder. Do you think she would have a career if she were an open communist? Ponder that. Do you think it’s possible the far left socialist is a communist behind doors? Inconceivable! Everyone knows that politicians are pure and straightforward.

[Anonymous No.12962023]

>>12962002
>Too eloquent and rhetorically advanced for that.
How so? It's "not true socialism" and "we won't be like the soviets". I've used to say the same shit when I was a rad-lib.

[Anonymous No.12962031]

That goblina will be ugly in a couple years and no one will like her. She is the lefts attempt at making a trump figure. How funny. Too bad she is already losing steam. SAD

[Anonymous No.12962035]

>Thinking AOC is an actual socialist.
Maybe a democratic socialist at best. You can argue that she's just 'crypto' but there's nothing to hang onto to say that's she's anything more than a succdem.
Only Bernie is probably a crypto commie when it comes to big mainstream politicians in the US.

[Anonymous No.12962037]

>>12961477
>communist
>good-hearted idealist
I'm tired of seeing all of these marxists on /lit/ lately. Can you guys kindly go back to plebbit with your failed, poisonous ideology?

[Anonymous No.12962043]

>>12962037
Do pray tell what ideology you subsribe to?

[Anonymous No.12962045]

>>12962023
Read the one linked here >>12961641 she just has a very persuasive and rigorous style. You can easily pick out her responses among the rest. This is someone who does this for a living and is so used to it that she can whip out a phone and take on 15 assmad anons and come out convincingly on top and go about her day.

[Anonymous No.12962049]

>>12961456
>finnegans wake

[Anonymous No.12962064]

>>12962043
Capitalism, as our founding fathers intended

[Anonymous No.12962078]

>>12962064
>Capitalism is an ideology
If you're memeing, fuck off.
If not, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.12962079]

> ITT the /lit/ equivalent of Q tards

What will Pinecone and Towel post about this?

[Anonymous No.12962084]

The problem my dear fellows, starts when your pursuit of "a" girl stops and the pursuit of "the" girl begins.
The first time I saw her I felt nothing out if the ordinary. Two months into working with her that summer I had found her to be just about the most wonderful person I had ever met. She radiated happiness. Something very different from my own existence which comprised entirely of being a sore loser and spilling out half hearted cynicism shrouded with dry humor. She was the kindest, most virtuous and the most beautiful girl I had ever met.
After that summer I returned back to collet to finish up my degree. I met her thrice since and each of those times she was equally sweet to spend time with. Every moment I've spent with her, I've felt a relaxing calmness come over me. The kind of calmness that reassures you with hope and fills your heart with warmth.
The last I saw her was last week at her sister's wedding. She had invited a few friends. I had shown up late, almost after the wedding was over. She was in a beautiful sunshine yellow dress which looked like it could light up the room if her smile wasn't already doing it better. She was happy that I had showed up and rushed to greet me. We spoke for a while and she told me how she had already cried twice that day.
Weddings are a funny business. On the one hand, instantly, the size of your family doubles and on the other you know in your heart that no matter what the promises are, you will see your family less and less. Weddings are a celebration of something very human. Something which comprises of emotional extremes from all parts of the spectrum. We celebrate love, joy, nostalgia, the future, new relationships, old friendships and sorrow all simultaneously and with equal force. There will me be many emotions which we wouldn't want to show or even feel ourselves. But they will burst out eventually and atleast discretely within yourself if not publicly.
Anyway back to her. We spent a few precious moments before I smiled and said that it wouldn't be fair for me to keep her occupied with me. This was a day for her family and she is needed most there. It would be very selfish of me to steel her time just for myself on her sister's big day. So I quickly greeted her sister, wished my best to the new bride and groom and was on my way.
For the love of all things holy, o god who doesn't exist, please give me the strength to tell her how I feel about her. Give me the strength to be indifferent to her rejection or to atleast stop fearing it. Give me o lord the courage to love..freely. And the courage to express my love openly.

[Anonymous No.12962085]

>>12962031
>She is the lefts attempt at making a trump figure
Nah Gravel and Yang are doing that approach. AOC clearly wants to go the Tea Party route

[Anonymous No.12962087]

>>12962064
>>12962078
Also: >insinuating that capitalism doesn't fail all the time even in first world countries.

[Anonymous No.12962095]

>>12962045
Then perhaps I'm not human since I don't think it's that persuasive. It kinda sounds a bit AOC-like but it's a far stretch going from that to it's literally AOC.

[Anonymous No.12962096]

>>12961565
>>12961594
>>12961627
>Some random person on /lit/ argued against me
>Holy shit it must be that bitch I hate AOC promoting white genocide

[Anonymous No.12962097]

good thread guys

let's take some time to thank anglos for everything they have done for the world

[Anonymous No.12962100]

>>12962084
Shit wrong thread, my bad

[Anonymous No.12962102]

>>12962096
Feel better?

[Anonymous No.12962111]

>>12962096
the only person saying it's aoc is some literal retard who thinks she is a genius because she gets lots of twitter likes

[Anonymous No.12962114]

>>12962095
There are many factors, that’s why I said it’s easier if you were there. It’s not just that she writes like her.

[Anonymous No.12962118]

>>12962102
I do

[Anonymous No.12962121]

>>12962085
I actually hear leftists discuss goblina. Usually dumbasses like Yang because he promises gibs and is asain. If goblina was 35, then I would call her the presidential frontrunner for the left.

[Anonymous No.12962122]

>>12962111
Not true at all, I’ve seen many anons talking about it. The thread itself is full of anons coming to the conclusion that it’s her.

[Anonymous No.12962129]

seems very implausible, wouldn't be surprised if it was one of her/the other brown chick's staffers. Recognizing AOC by her "conversational tone" or whatever seems meaningless when has all her tweets/speeches/shit she says on the house floor written for her by a team of autistic politco hanger-oners.

[Anonymous No.12962139]

>>12962129
its more than that dude, read the thread. she specifically identified herself as high up in the DSA with Lenin aspirations, long before people starting thinking she wrote like AOC, or that she might even be the same poster. ppl started connecting dots after. just read the thread.

[Anonymous No.12962147]

>>12962139
>ppl started connecting dots after.
like 3 people said it as a joke and you creamed your pants and believed it because you are actual subhuman trash

[Anonymous No.12962164]

>>12961601
nigga it's the middle of april. summer is most definiately here.

[Anonymous No.12962166]

>>12962147
damn dude you’ve got it all figured out, impressive

[Anonymous No.12962170]

>>12962139
>she specifically identified herself as high up in the DSA with Lenin aspirations
Like this
>I’m not a wannabe, I’m the next Lenin. We don’t do things like “molotov cocktails” at the behest of random retards and we avoid it in general because we’re not stupid enough to run into a wall with our face. Instead, we’ll run THRU the wall when it’s cracked and crumbling and we have a battering ram. Of course you wouldn’t understand that, though.
This reads more like a joke a /pol/tard would make. Although if this is AOC I must say, pretty based but still mostly utopian.

[Anonymous No.12962171]

>>12962121
>I actually hear leftists discuss goblina
Give Yang and Gravel some time before the election cycle really starts. Trump was really obscure at the beginning of the previous cycle

>then I would call her the presidential frontrunner for the left.
Then you are either too politically biased or too much of a brainlet to see what she is doing. Someone who wants to make such a grandsweeping policy platform like the Green New Deal would not want to burn out so quickly by running/becoming president. It would make more sense to at least get some policies done first.

[Anonymous No.12962175]

>>12962170
Yeah that was it thanks lmao even better than I remembered

[Anonymous No.12962179]

>>12962170
id agree it has a parodic tone if only it werent possible that it were AOC, because if anyone thought they were Lenin it would be AOC and who knows, maybe she is
if it were some random anon of course itd be a troll tho. but its AOC its easy to read as dead serious.

[Anonymous No.12962202]

>>12962037
Social democrat -> Communist
/pol truly is full of idiots

[Anonymous No.12962204]

>>12961477
>I really admire AoC
americans deserve their meme politicians
AoC and Trump truly represent the american soul

[Anonymous No.12962252]

>>12961938
see below
>>12961964

[Anonymous No.12962269]

>>12961436
>AOC drops in for maximum bantz
>I miss it
>10+ anons ganging up on her can’t even come out looking triumphant
This is why we smoke

[Anonymous No.12962326]

>>12962179
But the post of "her" don't really read like her Twitter messages. Now of course this certainly could be because of anonymity but unless you show how her writing style is in private, this thread is nothing but some delusional /pol/tards hyping themselves on a joke a bit smarter /pol/tard made.

[Anonymous No.12962331]

>>12962326
>delusional /pol/tards
it's one faggot from chapo trap house, it has nothing to do with pol

[Anonymous No.12962349]

>it's true because i wish it

[Anonymous No.12962352]

>>12962331
You keep saying this, what do you mean? I’ve seen many people asserting it’s her, in this thread as well the original.

[Anonymous No.12962365]

>>12962331
That seems also likely. Certainly, I think it's more likely a Chapofag would think he's the next Lenin than AOC.

[Anonymous No.12962376]

>>12962365
A chapofag wouldn’t be in DSA

[Anonymous No.12962387]

>>12962376
All three hosts are card-carrying members. The purpose of the show is to spread awareness and increase the appeal of the organization.

[Anonymous No.12962393]

>>12962387
O my b, I thought they were more extreme

[Anonymous No.12962394]

>>12961878
She's not even a normal socialist let alone a "far left socialist". She's a lib.
She's as much of a communist as Barack Obama was.

[Anonymous No.12962414]

>>12962394
We’re aware that’s how she presents, yes. You’re not doing groundbreaking work here. The assertion (one I don’t agree with) is that AOC is communist behind the scenes. How she presents onstage is hardly relevant you fucking dumb bitch, no offense.

[Anonymous No.12962416]

>>12961845
There's no larp to "recognize" because the poster never said or even hinted they were AOC. Because they weren't AOC.

[Anonymous No.12962428]

>>12961979
If you stop and think about it, the idea that it was a completely random person isn't as hard to believe as you might initially think.

[Anonymous No.12962437]

>>12961436
real answer:
Tao Lin
BEE
Gary Shytgarten (defunct)
Cuck Philosophy

thats about it oh yeah, and Goonan

[Anonymous No.12962450]

>>12962014
Take the number of American politicians accused of being secret Communists in the last 50 years and divide by the number who actually turned out to be secret Communists and you get NaN

[Anonymous No.12962457]

>>12962450
Irrelevant

[Anonymous No.12962458]

>>12962064
AOC is also a capitalist so you can stop complaining about her

[Anonymous No.12962463]

>>12962428
hm, authoritatively doubt

[Anonymous No.12962470]

>>12962114
The thread is still up, dude, it was 8 hours ago

[Anonymous No.12962471]

>>12961477
She has done literally nothing. She is a useless celebrity that would rather tweet about shit than actually work for her constituents.

t. Marxist

[Anonymous No.12962475]

I gotta say, /lit/ has some of the most ambitious bait projects out of any board.

[Anonymous No.12962478]

>>12962470
Try reading it then.

[Anonymous No.12962479]

>>12962147
Spot-on

[Anonymous No.12962490]

>>12961576
>non white chicks are hot broo. Like, so good n shit. Weed lmao.

[Anonymous No.12962491]

>>12962475
Thank you. But I’ve lurked for awhile and I deem this one exceptional.

[Anonymous No.12962499]

>>12962479
Either a pathetic samefag or one brainlet to another

[Anonymous No.12962503]

>>12962122
>oder peple dink it is a purson sO it iz her
this fucking level autism h-o-l-y shit, literal sophist logic

[Anonymous No.12962516]

>>12962503
The person I’m responding to, you unrivaled genius, is asserting that only one person thinks it’s AOC. I’m responding saying that I’ve seen many people say it was—not asserting that it WAS her, but that more than one person thinks so. I really truly hope this helps you understand more than it hurts your overinflated ego.

[Anonymous No.12962517]

>>12962204
honhonhon LE Emanūel Macron es zee repreezentacion uv tru poleeteeks honhon

[Anonymous No.12962518]

>>12962365
>I think it's more likely a Chapofag would think he's the next Lenin than AOC.
The Chapo fanbase is mostly dudes with DSA memberships and Bernie bumper stickers who don't go to meetings or do anything in real life politically. The "AOC" sounded more ambitious and legitimately leftist, sounded more /leftypol/ than Chapo to me. Chapo culture is less Lenin and more "protect Ilhan Omar"/"40% of cops" memes

[Anonymous No.12962525]

>>12962393
They're not even socialists. The most extreme of the hosts is Amber but she basically just wants to recreate the UK Labour Party in the US and be done with it. The others are just liberals who hate the Democratic Party and the NYT.

[Anonymous No.12962527]

>>12962518
Very much this

[Anonymous No.12962535]

>>12962457
MMM, NOPE, INCORRECT

[Anonymous No.12962543]

>>12962414
One anon says she's secretly a commie, I'm saying she's inevitably going to turn into Hillary Clinton and it won't even take that long.

[Anonymous No.12962549]

>>12962516
>Big ass post but still a little ass dick
I guess God does fuck up sometimes

[Anonymous No.12962557]

>>12962475
>>12962491
I have been on /lit/ for a couple years now and I've never seen anything like this. What a waste of human energy

[Anonymous No.12962559]

>>12962516
so what does it matter that more than one person think so? it doesent a groups opinion is still one opinion is still one opinion just a conclusion of multiple minds on one conclusion. You are conforming to conformist logic my friend and its obvious the wound I struck in regards to how you responded. Your conclusion of thoughts make no sense as I said before sophist-logic.

[Anonymous No.12962562]

>>12961858
Honestly she got big tits but her face isnt pretty.

[Anonymous No.12962565]

>>12962499
>frantically scouring 4chan_slang_ref.docx
>uhhh
>samefag
>brainlet
Okay

[Anonymous No.12962567]

AOC says her favorite books are all by nonwhite men/women, how does that make white bois feel?
https://www.huffingtonpost.in/entry/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-reading-list-bhagavad-gita-books_in_5c1b215de4b05c88b6f4b4bd

[Anonymous No.12962579]

>>12962557
Stop whining and enjoy the show

[Anonymous No.12962585]

>>12962516
do you think its AOC because you've come to concious awareness that 4chan is a sad circle jerk of virgin losers and want to put it in a brighter lime light to cope with your inability to realize your activities on here conjoin to that circle jerk of virgin losers? cmon anon your dick is showing

[Anonymous No.12962599]

>>12962559
You’re still too dumb to get it. He said only one person thinks it’s AOC. I said many people think so. That’s it. No, many people thinking it was her doesn’t mean it was her. Nobody said that. Nobody said anything except what you originally read, and what has since been broken down to you twice now in the simplest and straightforwardest terms. Really strain yourself to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.12962600]

No one's stated the obvious yet, that the DSA poster also samefagged the initial speculation that they were AOC to get the ball rolling

[Anonymous No.12962605]

>>12961845
Why in the fuck would AOC post here? Jesus Christ this board truly is shit tier. Guess I’ll go back to biz and fit where the autists and neets at least pretend to be bettering themselves

[Anonymous No.12962611]

>>12961436
>>12962437
ContraPoints (self-admitted poltard but also a philosophy major, no way she hasn't posted here)

[Anonymous No.12962615]

>>12962585
Your reading comprehension is literally 0. I don’t think it’s her and never said I did. You would not suffer this misunderstanding if you were even slightly intelligent.

[Anonymous No.12962618]

>>12961436
Is Matt Christman a celebrity?

[Anonymous No.12962620]

>>12962599
sad, answer the question. what does it matter that more people concluded that it was aoc? nothing. really strain yourself to comprehend what was broken down to you twice now... you see where im getting at? sophist logic

[Anonymous No.12962622]

>>12962605
Excellent question that has probably never been discussed over the last ten hours. Only you could offer such insightful incisive inquiry.

[Anonymous No.12962623]

>>12962600
If you look at the posting styles you can see there are several different people involved, the person being mistaken for AOC by this one dumbass is probably actually some girl in a socialist group.

[Anonymous No.12962627]

>>12962620
Correct. It doesn’t matter. And I never said it did.
I suspect at this point you’re trying to make yourself feel better by trolling hurr durr whatever helps.

[Anonymous No.12962643]

>>12962600
hm doubt

[Anonymous No.12962649]

>high-ranking DSA member
>used the word "retards" to prove non-idpol leanings
>thinks she's well-known
>incoherent politics
it's so obviously Amber A'Lee Frost

[Anonymous No.12962650]

>>12961436

[Anonymous No.12962653]

So steep the heat from AOC’s feet
She stomps on huevos and cooks scrambled treats
Or so steps on beans for some dank frijoles
Stirring in the pot her feet’s girly glaze
No punt of her boot nor jolt of her heel
Could peal from my pipes any joy but the squeal
A shout of pain, sure, even scrotal agony
Blessed all flesh struck by her majesty
Tucked into soft pumps or gliding in sandals
Thefts of her Loubs ignited great scandals
Keeping her slippers and flip-flops locked tightly
AOC’s schedule keeps her feet sprightly
Send your best goons, spirit me to your lair
Bathe me in shrink beams to squish by soles bare
Now but an angstrom and AOC’s nails abyssal
Lapidary escarpments, freckles and bristle
Her pheromones rain like atmosphere
Betwixt AOC’s toes, the saltiest schmear
Baptized in her funks, I feel so alive
Drenched by scents floral, cheeses and chive
AOC’s feet share many hues with rosewood
Toes not stubby nor phallic, like toes should
Asleep on her tummy, braaper to the moon
Her ventral soles loom like a scrunchy dune
Questing and climbing her flexuous ripples
Those female fumes stir heady sniffles
Rave for Alexandria Ocasio-
Cortez’s toes, Latinx pistachios

[Anonymous No.12962655]

>>12962622
>t. undergrad redditor
absolutely astounding alliteration friend!
unfortunately you have to go back
enjoy watching the AOC’s of your class get the teaching jobs regardless of your superior grades :)

[Anonymous No.12962656]

>>12962627
i literally replied to your post saying that what you said did not matter and you immediately got butt hurt and drew up a bunch of random shit and came to wild assumptions, how am I making myself feel better by trolling and what do you mean by this? sounds like serious cope dude

[Anonymous No.12962665]

>>12962655
Grades don't matter when you're a bitter incel that no one wants to be around. You have to be liked by your bosses to get a job.

[Anonymous No.12962667]

>>12962655
>Haha I see you intentionally and effortlessly used alliteration while BTFOing me, little did you know that makes you not only an undergrad, but further, a redditor
How will I ever recover

[Anonymous No.12962675]

>>12962656
Not my type but still cute

[Anonymous No.12962679]

>>12961628
if we get medicare for all and the green new deal, she'll deserve credit alongside Bernie and Warren
there's not a whole lot to accomplish at the present moment aside from impeaching orange man

[Anonymous No.12962680]

>>12962656
You can’t even troll well, you’re beyond dumb. Too bad, we might’ve built a rapport.

[Anonymous No.12962682]

>>12962656
>>12962559
alice glass schizo-poster from this post? ---> >>12961200

[Anonymous No.12962691]

>>12962680
>says dumbshit
>get called out
>retard logic
>get called out
>"i was trolling retard"
dude your autistic
>>12962682
yea thats me

[Anonymous No.12962695]

>>12962665
>having a boss in the first place
project harder fag. only a complete idiot would pursue academia in current year. I’m a tort lawyer who comes here to find hidden gems and laugh at self-serious cunts like you

[Anonymous No.12962697]

>>12962691
Not him but Mars was the best cutie 3.14 you posted.

[Anonymous No.12962700]

>>12962667
not the guy you’re responding to but you need to find a new board. you absolutely reek of reddit’s disgusting passive aggressiveness.

[Anonymous No.12962709]

>>12962691
Fair enough, let’s give it one more try.
He said there was 1 who believed a thing.
I said there were many who the thing. Not that it made the thing any more believable, only that more believed it than 1.
You have ever since popped in and asserted that since I said more than 1 person believes it, it must be true.
This is called a nonsequitur.
Read this post several times. If you still don’t understand I’m done trying. Even if you do belatedly understand, you’re just as retarded.

[Anonymous No.12962719]

>>12962700
Really makes me think

[Anonymous No.12962718]

>>12962695
have sex

[Anonymous No.12962726]

>>12961477
>and background
Elite University graduate?
Because this is really the bar that separates the American Aristocracy from the Plebs. Nixon is far more incredible, but constantly gets shit on as the definition of establishment by, get this, establishment insiders.
I've got nothing for or against AOC myself, but the whole "latinx bartender turned politician" is such an obvious load of shit. Just a way for elites to pat themselves on the back,

[Anonymous No.12962733]

>>12962709
No one misunderstands you at this point. It's just when you are called for being a retard you silently try to back pedal by saying things that are true but obviously had a different intentions the first time you said them.

[Anonymous No.12962740]

>that pecan skin

[Anonymous No.12962744]

>>12962740

[Anonymous No.12962754]

>>12962733
Saying more than one person believes something isn’t exactly something I need to backpedal on you stupid bitch. You’re completely making things up. All I’ve done was state that and reiterate in the face of retards misunderstanding it. This should not be complicated.

[Anonymous No.12962764]

>>12962744
intimidated by beauty?

[Anonymous No.12962765]

>>12962740
god she's so hot. does anyone have her tiddy x-ray

[Anonymous No.12962767]

>>12962665
Niccuh, imagine having a boss

[Anonymous No.12962780]

>>12961477
Getting elected for her age is impressive, and the right-wing's hate for her is a big meme that indicates a coming failure, but I scoff at the idea of "good-hearted idealism". I don't think she truly applies here, but most on the left are all talk, bragging on Twitter of their moral superiority while not giving a single dollar to charity or a single hour to a volunteer opportunity.

[Anonymous No.12962783]

>>12962754
I can tell you the stupid one is you. You can read your post in this thread to see it for yourself. But maybe you had to be there to actually understand it. I mean is it so hard to think someone would want to safe himself from an embarrassing situation on chanell4? ;^)

[Anonymous No.12962790]

>>12962764
just think, there's some lucky boston uni student out there who had this beautiful woman for company for an entire evening -- an entire evening! my heart

[Anonymous No.12962810]

He's gotta be here.

[Anonymous No.12962819]

>>12962709
ill break down for ya:
>>12962122
you post this which i respond with this
>>12962503
>sophist logic
you see what I mean here is the type of argumentation thats based on proper language but illlogical points e.x. theres 10 people i subtract 1 now theres 9 people 1 does not exist anymore nor does 10 but how can this be if something can't not exist therefore 9 does not exist. makes no sense right? sounds stupid? sounds like you
>>12962709
and here you do not bring up that part where you said you were trolling about it, so whats that post about? doubling back down on it again after you already came to terms that it was a conclusion on infallible mal logic. your going back on something that you yourself essentially refuted, keep up.

[Anonymous No.12962829]

>>12962783
Your last two posts are literally nonsensical make believe, I hope you know better than to value your life.

[Anonymous No.12962837]

>>12962810
I think he's more a deep web guy.

[Anonymous No.12962838]

>>12962829
What a fucking retard. Lol

[Anonymous No.12962842]

>>12962819
Welp, I tried. Good luck... in general.

[Anonymous No.12962843]

>>12962695
>I'm so proud of my career I blather about teaching jobs unprompted to complete strangers
Very cool!

[Anonymous No.12962851]

>>12962780
This post fits the writing pattern of 95% of the republicans in congress. Maybe more, but I don't like to assume too much.

[Anonymous No.12962853]

>>12962838
Another quality post by a quality lifeform

[Anonymous No.12962857]

>>12962709
When your posts look like this it's time to take a walk around the neighborhood with a bottle of water and think about your plans for the weekend

[Anonymous No.12962867]

>>12962842
not him but this is sad
>welp i tried...good luck in general
translates to
>i cant argue and my point is wrong but im going to post a final reply and say im "leaving" because I cant have a proper conversation nor can I argue correctly

[Anonymous No.12962868]

>>12962857
Be more specific.

[Anonymous No.12962869]

>>12962843
>Very cool!
Where the fuck are you literal dicksuckers coming from?

[Anonymous No.12962874]

>>12962780
One of her tweets was critical of what she called a "colonial mentality." It's likely that she views the US as illegitimate due to its colonial origins, and her political career is just one big act of bad faith.

[Anonymous No.12962888]

>>12962867
>not him
If you knew the reason you were in this thread you’d wish you’d picked someone less like you to troll. Take it from your superior in every way: do better.

[Anonymous No.12962892]

>>12962853
>Another quality post by a quality lifeform
Can't deny that

[Anonymous No.12962895]

>>12962892
Slow on the draw.