ITT: We surmise about the afterlife

[Anonymous No.12960051]

I'll start:
When one dies, one becomes pure intellect, spirit.
When one is reborn, one is reborn with an ideal body. With a face that is beautiful!

[Anonymous No.12960058]

>>12960051
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[Anonymous No.12960102]

>>12960058
have sex

[Anonymous No.12960121]

>>12960102
Give your mom and your sister my address.

[Anonymous No.12960201]

>have sex
>give your mom and sister my address
You guys should become good friends

[Anonymous No.12960793]

>>12960058
based

[Anonymous No.12960827]

>>12960051
It’s obvious death isn’t a state of nothingness.

I “died,” you can say, but they revived me. Inb4 “technically you didn’t die because you’re here.” That’s neither here nor there.

Basically when I died I saw the whole bright light and spoke to angels and watched a film of my entire life, etc. etc. etc., but then I lived the entire life of a Vietnamese woman from the future. How do I know it was the future? I wore glasses that provided all the information about every single item in my village.

And then I woke up and I was just a white kid who got in a car wreck. Very strange, haven’t returned to normal yet.

[Anonymous No.12961207]

>>12960827
are you bullshitting?
go into more about what your life as a vietnamese woman from the future was like. Did you keep all your old memories from this life?

[Anonymous No.12961210]

>>12960051
Don’t care as long as I can be with Annie

[Anonymous No.12961229]

>>12961207
Not bullshitting, and most of it faded but I remember literally portaling into her consciousness. Which is weird because I guess all consciousness is shared or something? Anyway, what I remember: I lived an agrarian life in which everything, literally everything, was connection via the web. I mean plants, animals, etc., all communicative with me, the Vietnamese woman, through these glasses. Everything else was the same. I worked on a farm. I had a husband and a son. I was pretty happy.

[Anonymous No.12961247]

>>12961229
but during your new life, were you aware of your past life? and how long were you in the vietnamese body? sounds like you were only there for a few hours

[Anonymous No.12961302]

My wife and I are cousins. I will live on genetically, as I am an extension of my ancestors.

[Anonymous No.12961466]

>>12960058
OP btfo

[Anonymous No.12961498]

i think when you hear it it becomes rather logical, hell is living on earth eternally. now what happens to your soul or body on earth is up for interpretation, maybe you are reborn as a new baby with no possible way of remembering youve ever existed before.

ive thought about that heaven is knowing the past and future of earth for all time to come, from its conception to its demise you will have the knowledge to rest eternally with that

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.12961562]

If there was such a thing as a soul, why would you assume it were immortal, and not vaporous and lost on the wind, landing in a tree's buds, parts stuck to a bee's knees to make the honey, swallowed by a baby to sooth it's teething?

An after-life? Beyond those that we birth into being, there does not appear to be any.
How could we arrange to make one? Prolong life as much as we can as we expand into outer space. Maybe future thinkers will discover how to "time travel" and create alternate universes for each and every deserving person to live that life as a demigod. Maybe "Santa Clause" is watching. And we better be good, in the eyes of the over-humans.

[Anonymous No.12961932]

>>12960051
your body releases copious amounts of dmt into your brain upon death by natural causes - what happens afterwards last forever and is a result of whether or not you made peace with life while you were alive. Even in death youre a slave to the physical forces of flesh