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>trying to read
>college decides it would be a good idea to put on a concert in the plaza outside residence hall
>it's not even good music, can't focus
>it will last until 11 PM, library closes at 8 PM so that's not an option
literally what the fuck? how am I supposed to read like this?

>> No.12888078

>>12887896
Go to a coffee shop off campus

>> No.12888084

>>12887896
Grab a rifle.

>> No.12888090

>>12888084
“He’s in the book depository!”

>> No.12888441

>>12887896
Wait, like it's right outside your room?

>> No.12888458

>>12888441
Outside of the library

>> No.12888466

>>12888458
Well, why not go to your room? unless you can still hear it from your room?

>> No.12888469

>>12887896
do they keep the lecture halls open late?
people at my uni just find a free classroom

>> No.12888473

>>12888441
I can see it from my window
>>12888458
hijacking is not okay, even when you do it

>> No.12888477

>>12888090
Bell tower more like

>> No.12888480

>>12888473
Throw eggs and rocks, or tell me where you are so I can do it for you

>> No.12888492

>>12888473
Pretty Fucked up mate. I'd probably go to Starbucks or an equivalent café.

>> No.12888497

>>12888473
Not outside the library?

>> No.12888552

>>12888480
being purposefully vague so as not to dox myself, major university in SoCal
>>12888492
the closest one plays semi-loud music in it
>>12888497
no, where did you get that impression?

>> No.12888568

>>12888552
Any public libraries or bookstores nearby? I've spent some time in a Barnes & Noble before and it was pretty cozy.

>> No.12888570

>>12888497
>>12888563
And that is a shame, because I don't think you do either to be quite honest. Because you aren't 47.

Your move. The only way out of this is to take a fucking picture

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12888576

>>12888570
No. The only "way out" is for you to stfu

>>12888552
Your mentioning the library and my own personal experience I guess. never mind.

>> No.12888587

>>12888576
Did she or did she not dodge the age question everyone?

>> No.12888593

>>12888587
she did

for days at a time. she basically admitted she wasn't 47

>> No.12888603

>>12888593
I did not.
Post here >>/lit/thread/12888444

>> No.12888628

>>12888568
I don't have a car

update: the main act is on stage, and it's even worse than the shit they had before

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>>12887896
Your university library isn't open until midnight at the very least? What kind of ghetto do you attend?

>> No.12888672

>>12888653
it closes at midnight on certain days, like Thursday. I don't know why they decided for Friday to be an 8 PM day, but they did

>> No.12888679

>>12888643
That should read "anonymous trolls"

>> No.12888683

>>12888679
Listen. What year were you born? Just answer that

:3

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>>12888679
Take a look, you fucking faggot, at this thread. Does this look like quality discussion? Having you positively impacted the board culture? Fuck you, you geriatric queer.

>> No.12888696

>>12888683
>>12888679
Answer

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12888700

>>12888683
1970
Stop now.

>> No.12888710

>>12888683
2003

>> No.12888711

>>12888700
I will! I will stop.

But not because you are a lesbian or a woman. Just let it be known I am stopping because you are 47

>> No.12888715

>>12888710
Honestly man.

But she has been pretty persistent about being 47, so I suppose I'll accept it.

>> No.12888720

>>12888715
dude as much as I hate you man...

shes not 47. just thought id throw you a bone

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>>12888690

>> No.12888729

>>12888690
honestly, this, butterfly. I love your banter sometimes, but you've brought nothing of note to my thread

>> No.12888730

>>12888700
Guys. Guys think about this. Watch this math.

1970 = 48/49

You aren't a very good liar :3

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12888751

>>12888729
Blaming me!?

>how am I supposed to read like this?
By putting your own music up in your earbuds. What I would do.

>> No.12888752

you're just making excuses for not reading, just power through it you fucking wiener

>> No.12888756

>>12888751
You are fucking hilarious. You lied about your age, and the fact you couldn't come up with a correct birth date is proof. :3

>> No.12888760

>>12888756
I didn’t give you a birthdate, I gave you a birth year, fucktard

>> No.12888770

>>12888751
>my own music
tried, the concert is too loud

>>12888752
>making excuses
I was excited to get back from a long day of classes to just read something that isn't assigned. don't project your own issues on me; why are you on /lit/ instead of reading?

update 2: they're covering All Star, about ready to pick the lock on the roof door and throw myself off

>> No.12888776

>>12888760
No matter what the birthdate is, you're still going to be 48/49 you asshole.

Its' fucking 2019! 2019 - 1970 = 49.

So you're either 48 or 49

>> No.12888783

>>12888776
Are you on a mission to give her some retarded butterfly children?

>> No.12888789

>>12888783
Don't you see how big this is man? It's not a simple matter of her actual age being off by a couple years.

It's a matter of her LYING about her age. This person is so adorable she can't even lie correctly. You don't understand the significance of what I've just discovered about tonight.

She is so adorable she is making the world quake with her cuteness. You better not do anything with anyone butterfly ! :3

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>>12888789
Imagine being this obsessed.

>> No.12888805

>>12888800
Dude listen. Just scroll up. I was about to drop it because she said she was 47. I believed her again.

I'll be honest with you, there's no way she's even in her 40s. Obsessed or not, look how silly that lie was. I asked the right question I guess, huh?

>> No.12888812 [DELETED] 

1. Women lie about their age all the time
2. You wont believe me, but I actually advanced my age by two years. I never really celebrate or mark it.
3. Claiming the birth year was done too quickly.
4. Actual age is 46. Birth year '73
5. How does this change anything, TROLL? I have no interest in you, we have nothing in common even for a mild friendship to work.

6. Sorry about all this OP, it isn't my fault.

>> No.12888819

>>12888812
Everyone just slowly grinned halfway through your post. You made a huge FAQ not too long ago Butterfly.

I don't think so qtpie, no one is believing any of this. :3

>> No.12888829

MODS
O
D
S

>> No.12888841

>>12888829
The mods are unconscious by butterfly's cuteness :3

You have no interest in me? Bull. Shit. Bull fucking shit.

It's why you're jumping through all these mental hoops in your own brain, or trying to lie to me. I mean ffs. Seriously. Just think about what I did to you Wednesday. Ffs. I'm almost certain you admitted you were in your 30s last week.

>> No.12888848

>>12888829
It's a shit thread anyway you look at it.
You try shutting him up.

>> No.12888851

>>12888848
Butterfly there is only one solution at this point

*unzips dick* This will shut me up.

>> No.12888868

>>12888812
>it isn’t my fault
yes it is, but you don’t need to apologize, this is actually quite entertaining
>>12888851
>*unzips dick*
sounds painful

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>>12888868
And now he's going to auto-fellate

>> No.12888902

>>12888884
You would like that wouldn't you :3

>> No.12889096

>>12888770
Run up on stage and knock out the lead singer

>> No.12889099

>OP talks to tripfags
>OP is an 18 year old antifa retard in california
>i love you tripfag but you're shitting up MY thread
/lit/ is the worst board on 4chan

>> No.12889102

>>12888679
>>12888700
tripfags are the cancer killing this board

>> No.12889111

It's okay, at this point in the night, butterfly has started to masturbate to me :3

She can only stick one finger in after today's workout :D shes going to start posting again WHILE she's masturbating!

>> No.12889322

>>12887896
Your apartment?

>> No.12889335

>>12887896
Go to the concert, incel.

>> No.12889342

>>12889335
>fucking SIX hours after the OP is made

>huh, go to the concert, incel, LOL

You aren't very bright are you :3

>> No.12889373

>>12889099
>OP talks to butterfly, the only tolerable tripfag
>OP is 19 and also I hate antifa and California for some reason
>butterfly, the only tolerable tripfag, is being a bitch, but how dare OP care
what exactly is your point?
>>12889322
>residence hall
>>12889335
every group was a hard pass when I first heard about it, and as I sat there and heard it all from my room, all I could think was “wow, this concert actually sucks.” I made the right choice. also this >>12889342

>> No.12889381

Okay butterfly is going to start preparing her pussy. She is protecting her pussy but now she will prepare it by doing vaginal exercises to tighten it even more.

lol :3

>> No.12889486

Invest one dollar in ear plugs.

>> No.12889975

>>12888552
>major university
>library isnt open 24/7 on a Friday
lmao you arent at a major university