/sffg/ - Science Fiction & Fantasy General

[Anonymous No.12879402]

WHAT ARE YOU READING? EDITION
>Tell us about it.

Monthly Reading for April: We by Yevgeny Zamyatin

Fantasy:
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Flowchart:
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Science Fiction:
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General:
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NPR's Top 100 Science Fiction & Fantasy Books:
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SF&F author listing with ratings and summaries:
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Previously:
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[Anonymous No.12879422]

First for something, i dunno

[Anonymous No.12879431]

>>12879422
Catgirls, those are nice.

[Anonymous No.12879434]

Any good fantasy that focuses on naval stuff?

[Anonymous No.12879435]

Soulcatcher a waifu

[Anonymous No.12879436]

Second for big uncut Sranc cocks

[Anonymous No.12879442]

>>12879431
What type of catgirls? Furry catgirls or japshit catgirls? Both are no good.

[Anonymous No.12879444]

>>12879434
The second book of Gentleman Bastards and Where Loyalties Lie by Rob J Hayes.
Pirate fantasy, both of them.

[Anonymous No.12879445]

>tfw no /fit/ barbarian gf

[Anonymous No.12879451]

>>12879442
I'm not picky, but the furry kind are most common in SF.

[Anonymous No.12879476]

What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.12879491]

>>12879476
Monster porn and poor writing.

[Anonymous No.12879506]

>>12879434
destroyermen

[Anonymous No.12879512]

Is The Witcher series atcually good or am I getting memed by /vg/?

[Anonymous No.12879530]

>>12879512
The books? They're alright I guess, they get unnecessarily hyped up though probably due to the games. They certainly aren't anything special though and if you think Yennefer and Tries are unlikable in the games then wew lad you're in for a ride.

[Anonymous No.12879548]

>>12879491
>Monster porn
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.12879550]

>>12879476
Lots of dryad sex. Occasional sex with other, lesser monstergirls

[Anonymous No.12879566]

>>12879402
I'm reading the second book in the Andromedan Dark series, Darkness Falling by Ian Douglas. Lots of military wank, but the far future setting is interesting.

[Anonymous No.12879582]

>>12879550
>>12879491
ignoring the sex, is the story good?

[Anonymous No.12879595]

>>12879582
It’s nothing special. Comfy, but nothing really to write home about. At least until shit goes off the rails in book 3.

[Anonymous No.12879596]

>>12879530
>and if you think Yennefer and Tries are unlikable in the games then wew lad you're in for a ride.
I don't mind them being unlikable, what I founf annoying in the games was the fact that they (mages and sorcerers) were portraid as victims even tho they've proven to be unlikable, scheeming little rats. I just want them to get called on their bullshit. If the books do this, I'll read them right away.

[Anonymous No.12879620]

>>12879582
i liked it. though you should read super sales on super heroes too. its not required but the stories cross over at certain points.

[Anonymous No.12879630]

>>12879582
Compared to a lot of the forced fag pandering that happens in a lot of modern books, it was a breath of fresh air.

[Anonymous No.12879663]

>40 minutes of Wolfblade left

[Anonymous No.12879673]

>>12879663
You can do it. Don't forget to give us a quick summary after you're done.

[Anonymous No.12879674]

>>12879582
theres this thing where the author does this whole connected universe thing. its not really related to the story directly but there is a proper reading order if you wanna get into it. you should probably check the wiki out.
https://williamdarand.fandom.com

[Anonymous No.12879683]

NPR's Top 100 Science Fiction & Fantasy Books:
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SF&F author listing with ratings and summaries:
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recommended?

[Anonymous No.12879694]

>>12879512
The Last Wish is one of my favorite books. There's something special about it. The characters are vivid, the prose is good (at least in the spanish translation), and the stories are so charming. The second book is also very good. Now, the novels... in my opinion they're a convoluted piece of shit with no sense of direction. I read two or three of them before abandoning them for good. My advice would be that you read Last Wish and Sword of Destiny, and then, for your own good, skip the rest.

[Anonymous No.12879766]

>>12879674
no thanks, i tried to read the first book of daniel black and it was just porn you can't jerk off to

[Anonymous No.12879821]

The Witcher is great until Ciri joins that gang.

[Anonymous No.12879857]

>>12879683
Yes. Most of that list is very good so just read them all.

[Anonymous No.12879859]

>>12879821
This. She's an utterly unlikable dumb slut in the books. The game waifu'd her up way too much even in comparison to Yen and Triss.

[Anonymous No.12879878]

>>12879434
Pirate Freedom

[Anonymous No.12879894]

>>12879582
No. It's stupid, there's a dumb cross-over and it makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.12879911]

>>12879422
Sanderson a hack?

[Anonymous No.12879953]

Currently reading Among Others (it's called Morwenna in french).
I kinda regret reading it in french cuz I suspect they got over some welsh elements.

Anyways did any of you read this book? Did you like it (without spoilers please)

[Anonymous No.12879954]

>>12879673
There isn’t much to summarise, the first half in the book is a princess bitching about how hard it is to be a princess. There’s a bunch of side characters with interesting schemes which kept me interested. Then they all die, the schemes go nowhere and the princess starts cucking her husband (who conviently dies shortly after) with some dude who turns out to be evil, despite none of the previous points of view from his friends, wife, mentor or father hinting at this.
Naturally having an evil husband and a bunch of convieniantly dead side characters the princess has to take charge and shows the boys who’s boss.
There’s an interesting side plot family dynamic, when a brother accidentally kills his sister and has to cover it up by killing the rest of his siblings and becomes increasingly paranoid, but about 3 quarters of the way through he’s just never mentioned again.

[Anonymous No.12879971]

>>12879954
It's shit. Also, to hell with cuckoldry in novels, bring purification, incest, handholding and other wholesome fetishes.

[Anonymous No.12879972]

>>12879683
No, they're both shit. The NPR chart has some good books, but also a lot of bad ones. If you haven't read them, start with (in any order) Solaris, Canticle for Leibowitz, Dune, The Dispossessed, Neuromancer, Lord of Light, VALIS, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, A Fire Upon the Deep, Consider Phlebas, The Forever War, and The Mote in God's Eye. Then state which ones you liked/didn't like and you can get more accurate recommendations.

[Anonymous No.12880115]

Does anyone know any good historical fiction/fantasy that isn't set in Britain/Crusades/France?
I like stories about knights who are relatively insignificant cutting a path for themselves.

[Anonymous No.12880118]

>>12879972
Out of all the dicks you choose VALIS. What a nigger.

[Anonymous No.12880303]

Name a grimdark fantasy book that isn't a meme.
>dude fuck tolkien LMAO
>dude rape LMAO
>everyone wears black because muh gritty realism

[Anonymous No.12880323]

>>12880303
>wears black because muh gritty realism
>implying it's realistic

[Anonymous No.12880346]

>>12880303
Bakker

[Anonymous No.12880348]

>>12880303
Unironically Black Company.

[Anonymous No.12880352]

we need a discord for ourselves

[Anonymous No.12880399]

>>12880303
Grimdark anything is a joke, why would fantasy be any different?

[Anonymous No.12880482]

>>12880352
https://discord.gg/4mfyCTr
Just made one

[Anonymous No.12880521]

>>12880482
Why would I want to hang out with basement dwellers who think GRI is the pinnacle of literature? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.12880544]

Bought All Systems Red on a hunk and it actually turned out be a very cute read. Are the sequels more of the same? Any other good introverted cute android/robot/cyborg stories I should pick up?

[Anonymous No.12880639]

>>12880352
>>12880482
>this discussion thread needs somewhere to discuss things
How can anyone be this much of a faggot? If you prefer Discord just fuck off there.

[Anonymous No.12880668]

>>12880303
The Children of Hurin

[Anonymous No.12880954]

Has birdboi fetishist fag been banned?

[Anonymous No.12880999]

has Sanderhack got a footfetish? i Mean everyone in mistrborn is footless.
>>12879434
daniele greene is about to write one...

[Anonymous No.12881005]

Download (verified by some dude™):
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[Anonymous No.12881119]

>>12880999
>daniele
nah you're alright

[Anonymous No.12881283]

>>12881005
Is there a list of past monthly readings to compile them into a MEGA folder?

[Anonymous No.12881302]

>>12880544
>Bought All Systems Red on a hunk
Sounds sexy.

[Anonymous No.12881435]

>>12880954
He probably got weirded out by his cult following

[Anonymous No.12881457]

>>12880346
He said ISN'T a meme.

[Anonymous No.12881518]

>>12881457
Bakker is unironically the best grimdark I’ve read

[Anonymous No.12881678]

>>12881518
>this turd sandwich is the best turd sandwich I've ever eaten

[Anonymous No.12881758]

hey /sffg/, how are you doing? I've decided I need to cut one of my four main cast members out and I'm mildly bummed.

>>12879971
>incest
>wholesome

wut?

>>12879434
I know liveship traders does it, but be warned: most of characters are kind of unlikable

[Anonymous No.12881783]

>>12881758
>wut?
>wanting your sister, mother and daughter to get fucked by other men
Incest is the only way to keep the family together and happy.

[Anonymous No.12881795]

>>12881758
momcest is the purest form of love
>>12881783
redpilled

[Anonymous No.12881893]

She's out boys

[Anonymous No.12882015]

What's with the talking bird in Book of the Long Sun?

[Anonymous No.12882058]

>>12879512
They are OK in original, don't know how well they translate. The tone shifts, the two anthologies are dark humor while the later story arc is more serious.

[Anonymous No.12882106]

>>12879434
Naval fantasy has been my obsession for a while, there's never enough of it. I have no idea how accurate any are to real life sailing but here are some books that fit

To start The Long Ships is technically historical fiction rather than fantasy but it's amazing, the seminal Viking novel.

Inda and The Fox are just fantastic adventure fantasy, the first one starts off doing the classic military school fantasy thing but switches to nautical pirate fantasy at about halfway through, the sequel continues this.
There's further sequels but I've never read them.

Child of a Hidden Sea is a fairly weak portal fantasy/romance but the nautical world built in it is fantastic.

Liveship Traders is an all around incredible work that is built around magical sailing, it's Robin Hobb at her absolute peak

The Half Drowned King is contemporary viking historical fiction, I didn't really like it much but it's an option. The plot's fairly domestic though so the ships are mainly just used to move between plot locations

The Queen of All Crows is the first book in a sequel trilogy of Steampunk fantasy/mystery novels but it again has a unique and fairly interesting nautical world.

The second Gentleman Bastards is largely ship based but it's pretty shit at the ship stuff imo

Stuff I haven't read wot is nautical: The Scar, Hawkwood and Kings has one nautical character apparently (I bounced off this hard after like 20 pages), The Red Wolf Conspiracy is set on a boat but I haven't looked into it beyond that.

Finally Temeraire is Napoleonic fantasy but with Dragons instead of boats and Railsea is Moby Dick with trains instead of boats

[Anonymous No.12882114]

>>12881893
>read the first one at release
>gonna actually be able to still remember what happened in it when I read the sequel
This almost never happens for me when reading new series lol

[Anonymous No.12882121]

>>12879582
It's good in a way that it makes you realize that harems are a big fucking chore. Other than that too much moralfaggatory and pretty shitty battles.

>>12879595
What happens in book three? at the moment sex scenes are too few and far between to sustain reading.

[Anonymous No.12882138]

>>12881893
I see mixed reviews for the first one. I was considering it since the The Gap Cycle is the best sci-fi series I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.12882144]

>>12882121
>It's good in a way that it makes you realize that harems are a big fucking chore.
I think you might be gay

[Anonymous No.12882148]

>"the greatest writer of post Tolkien British fantasy"
LOL

[Anonymous No.12882171]

>>12882138
What were the reviews like on the Gap Cycle? I can't imagine they'd be very good if it came out today.

[Anonymous No.12882181]

>>12880303
Read Adrian Selby dude, Snakewood is very pure grimdark and a good read but his new novel is fucking incredible

Also KJ Parker is hard to actually fit into a genre but he's the absolute master of grim downer fantasy. (Which is kind of bizarre because he writes purely comic novels under his real name)
Savages is the closest he comes to a traditional grimdark novel.

[Anonymous No.12882187]

>>12882144
In a harem you fuck whichever wife you want whenever you want. That's why in bigger harems many wives only very rarely get the dick.

[Anonymous No.12882197]

>>12882171
It first came out over 25 years ago. There was barely an internet back then.

[Anonymous No.12882207]

>>12882015
Bad post!

[Anonymous No.12882210]

>>12882187
I won't deny that a lot of the girls get far too little attention

[Anonymous No.12882218]

>>12882138
Seventh Decimate probably needs to be read with a sequel ready to read right after imo because boy does it end with everyone being an absolute prick.
It's very good at playing on the expectations of a fantasy reader but it's pretty natural for a reader to be annoyed when this happens and there isn't any payoff.

[Anonymous No.12882224]

>>12880544
It's not a robot but Beholder's Eye has a very cute shy shapeshifting alien mc

[Anonymous No.12882231]

>>12882144
Do you have the stamina of a japanese hentai virgin having sex with a milf? To go 14 times in one night and keep the hard on?
Then be able to replicate this feat everyday for the rest of your life?
If not
>harems are a big fucking chore.

[Anonymous No.12882234]

recently started reading Way of Kings, barely got two chapters in and I'm already bored. is it worth it to keep going?

[Anonymous No.12882238]

>>12882234
no

[Anonymous No.12882248]

>>12882238
ok thanks

[Anonymous No.12882253]

>>12879402
>WHAT ARE YOU READING? EDITION
Reading Atrocity Archives because I need to finish off books to get back on goodreads pace lol

It's fine, I stopped reading because it has a little short sequel story after the title one ends and that opens with a massive loredump that was boring to read.
Overall I so far think Merchant Princes is the better stross series but given that this one has more acclaim and attention I'll give it another book or two.
Funnily enough the whole government bureaucracy thing is fun to read it's the bits where he tries to fit his lovecraftian horrors into semi-plausible science that I find tedious.

Before this I read Trail of Lightning after seeing it in the Hugo noms. It's a fun novel set in a mad max postapoc reservation until the last like 10% of the book where there's suddenly three different asspulls and one of those shitty fantasy endings that happen when the author sets up a fight but doesn't want to make the fight the ending.

Finally before that I read The Raven Tower which felt like a real fucking waste of time by the end and quite frankly wouldn't even work as a story without the second person narration gimmick.

[Anonymous No.12882261]

>>12882253
>second person
>not fanfiction
what in the everloving fuck???

[Anonymous No.12882263]

>>12882234
I know this sounds stupid but there's about 200 pages of one of the protags doing incredibly tedious prison labour that I really enjoyed reading especially as it paid off.
I can't even remember much of the series after that and never got around to the third book because of how none of the 2nd book stuck in my mind

(also Sanderson's success is pretty fucking clearly down to him ripping off power systems from shonen manga/anime and introducing them to western audiences which is hilarious)

[Anonymous No.12882267]

>>12882231
>he has never had a dryad harem
Vince's stamina is like ~180. He can handle his harem, the real issue is that other matters keep him away from his home.

Almost anything that happens in fantasy would be a chore if you actually had to do it but that doesn't stop you from enjoying it in fiction.

[Anonymous No.12882288]

>>12882261
Basically the narrator is a seemingly disembodied voice that is "talking" to the protag for the entire book. Eventually it turns out that they're a living god who was manipulating events to get what they wanted.
Basically the entire book is a villains "here's what I was secretly doing" speech except that they succeed in everything they wanted and then the book ends and its a standalone with no sequel.
Because of this there's exactly one moment in the entire book where the characters have any real chance to affect events and there's zero possibility of them acting any differently to how they did.

I think Leckie was trying to write a tragedy or something but it absolutely doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.12882293]

>>12882288
>basically to start a line twice

lol I suck at writing without editing and yet never ever read my posts back before hitting submit

[Anonymous No.12882296]

>>12882263
I'll keep this in mind if I ever try it again
>>12882288
thanks, I'm even more disgusted

[Anonymous No.12882304]

>>12882263
>I know this sounds stupid but there's about 200 pages of one of the protags doing incredibly tedious prison labour that I really enjoyed reading especially as it paid off.
I personally think that is dumb as hell, but there are certainly people (like yourself) who enjoy that sort of thing. If you don't enjoy that stuff, then you absolutely should not be reading Sanderson. The man doesn't have a lot of range -- you know what you're getting. That also means that if you find him a slot, there's no point to going any further.

>(also Sanderson's success is pretty fucking clearly down to him ripping off power systems from shonen manga/anime and introducing them to western audiences which is hilarious)

"Sanderson is anime" is something of a meme. Because it's true.

I think a fair number of his readers do understand that he's ripping off/appropriating/using shonen tropes in his writing. Again, this is what some people want.

[Anonymous No.12882326]

>>12882148
>>"the greatest writer of post Tolkien British fantasy"
That's David Gemmell though.

[Anonymous No.12882337]

>>12882326
Gemmell kinda sucks as an actual fantasy writer, he just has really good action

[Anonymous No.12882390]

>>12879878
How is this thing, btw? Premise sounds kinda cool.

[Anonymous No.12882489]

>protagonist fucks his love interest's/gf's mom
What are some series that have this?

[Anonymous No.12882500]

>>12882337
>Gemmell kinda sucks as an actual fantasy writer, he just has really good action

[Anonymous No.12882523]

Tell me about A Wizard of Earthsea, /sffg/ is it worth getting into? Never read anything by that author.

[Anonymous No.12882539]

>>12882523
no

[Anonymous No.12882580]

>download 9 new books to read
>brain decides I must reread something else first instead

[Anonymous No.12882594]

lol just finding out that the author of the very fun Poor Man's Flight books also wrote that angel+demon erotica novel people have mentioned here before

[Anonymous No.12882599]

>>12882489
Authors would rather write about love interests being raped or killed than giving the reader some wish fulfillment.

>>12882580
>brain decides to blogpost instead of reading anything at all in the end
Pottery

[Anonymous No.12882638]

>>12882594
> that angel+demon erotica novel people have mentioned here before
well desu that's legit a good harem series, one of the few.

[Anonymous No.12882647]

>>12882638
>well desu that's legit a good harem series, one of the few.
Sure, if you enjoy being talked into letting your gf fuck other men.

[Anonymous No.12882666]

>>12882489
Trymoon saga

[Anonymous No.12882676]

>>12882539
What's wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.12882711]

>>12882666
Stop recommending this, it's garbage. And this is coming from a mommyfag.

[Anonymous No.12882732]

>>12882647
But she doesn't. He only agrees to her sleeping with women.

[Anonymous No.12882744]

>>12882732
I know she fucks at least one other man in the second book, was enough to drop it.

[Anonymous No.12882778]

>>12882711
Not that anon but I liked it too.

[Anonymous No.12882792]

The ginger man
Justine
Hells Angels

[Anonymous No.12882860]

>>12882744
incel alert.

[Anonymous No.12882887]

>>12882860
Are you trying to tell me that you don't mind your gf fucking other men because you get laid?

[Anonymous No.12882893]

>>12882887
lol he doesn't get laid and he has no girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.12882912]

>>12882523
Maybe if the world had taken a different course, but in today's world Le Guin is just more gender rage. If you can't get enough of that stuff, sure. If you've had enough of it, no.

[Anonymous No.12882915]

>>12882887
It's a fucking harem porn novel u mong not some social manifesto you have to live you life by.

Story-wise it makes sense because it signifies a change in her character from what she was to her new relationship. If you can't handle one scene for character development because it hurts your childish mind then you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.12882943]

>>12882915
>It's a fucking harem porn novel u mong not some social manifesto you have to live you life by.
But I am not allowed to drop it when I don't like what happens in it?

>Story-wise it makes sense because it signifies a change in her character from what she was to her new relationship. If you can't handle one scene for character development because it hurts your childish mind then you're an idiot.
No, after the first volume it didn't make sense at all that she would still insist on fucking other men, especially considering that she actually was a quality-over-quantity semen demon to begin with.

[Anonymous No.12882944]

>>12882915
>letting your gf fuck someone is character development
>if you don't like it y-you're a child
Is this the logic literal cucks use? Fucking wew.

[Anonymous No.12882955]

>>12882943
>But I am not allowed to drop it when I don't like what happens in it?
sure you can and we're free to call you a dumdum for your actions. This isn't really a revolutionary concept that is hard to comprehend anon.

[Anonymous No.12882959]

>>12882955
Sorry for not sharing your intellectual fetish.

[Anonymous No.12882977]

Has anyone else read both We and 1984?
>We was published more than a decade before 1984.

[Anonymous No.12882988]

>>12882977
We is superior

[Anonymous No.12882989]

>>12882944
> fiction
> reality
Fucking wew.

[Anonymous No.12883081]

Any books where the protagonist starts off as a wee lad and by the time the story finishes he's a fully grown man?

[Anonymous No.12883101]

>>12883081
Harry Potter

[Anonymous No.12883117]

Has this been uploaded anywhere yet? Not on mobilism.

[Anonymous No.12883132]

>>12883101
No thanks. Beside I read the books when I was younger and I have zero intention of revisiting the series. I'll remember the books as they were, not how they are now with Rowling pulling retcons out of her ass every other week. Within the next five years I fully expect it to be revealed that Harry was actually trans and the Weasly family were actually muslim immigrants.

[Anonymous No.12883142]

>>12883117
>mark lawrence
no thanks. I can already feel the tryhard edge oozing out of that cover alone.

[Anonymous No.12883150]

>>12883081
like, a single book? dune maybe?
the rangers apprentice series as well but thats multiple books

[Anonymous No.12883152]

>>12883081
>wee lad
Scotsmen pls go

[Anonymous No.12883167]

Recommend me the best stand alone Fantasy book you know /sffg/, I've fucking had it with 6-10 book long sagas.
Mythological, Sword and Sorcery, Edgy, whatever, anything goes.

[Anonymous No.12883170]

>>12883117
it comes out on the 9th
you got tricked by google

[Anonymous No.12883180]

>>12883170
That's the hardcover. Kindle version is already out.

[Anonymous No.12883184]

>>12883180
>This title will be auto-delivered to your Kindle on April 9, 2019.

[Anonymous No.12883185]

>>12883167
Tigana by Guy Gavriel Kay.

[Anonymous No.12883213]

>>12883184
Condolences anon, your region just isn't important enough for it to be released on time.

[Anonymous No.12883232]

>>12883213
my fault for checking the US store i guess

[Anonymous No.12883236]

>>12882523
>Earthsea
The first 3 books are enjoyably fun YA Fantasy that have aged decently well with time, just dont go in expecting some epic complex masterwork and you'll probably have a good time.

[Anonymous No.12883239]

>>12883167
Curse of Chalion, it's in a series but the books are all pretty much standalone from each other.

[Anonymous No.12883256]

>>12883081
Riftwar by Raymond Feist
Unironically Conan if you read it in chronological order
A Man of his Word and A Handfull of Men by Dave Duncan
The Broken Sword
The Once and Future King

[Anonymous No.12883283]

>>12883256
>Dave Duncan
Hello, fellow person with good taste. Duncan is an underrated hidden gem of a writer. Check out Ironfoot if you haven't yet. It's one of the best books I've read in recent years. It's the first book in the last series he wrote before passing away recently and don't worry It can be read as a standalone.

[Anonymous No.12883343]

>>12883081
>Any books where the protagonist starts off as a wee lad and by the time the story finishes he's a fully grown man?
Codex Alera

[Anonymous No.12883363]

>>12883343
>unironically recommending Butcher

[Anonymous No.12883365]

>>12879402
I just finished The Shadow Rising and am about to begin The Fires of Heaven.
I perused The Three Body Problem at a bookstore today, but the writing style was a big turn off so I didn't pick it up.

>>12879444
4th book when

[Anonymous No.12883367]

>>12883167
The Worm Ouroboros
The Nightland
A Voyage to Arcturus
The Well at the World's End
Beyond the Golden Stair
The Broken Sword
The King of Elfland's Daughter

[Anonymous No.12883407]

>>12883363
Codex Alera is the only work of his I read and I enjoyed it, it also fits the criteria.

[Anonymous No.12883409]

>>12883283
>Duncan is an underrated hidden gem of a writer
Agreed,i almost never see him mentioned here or anywhere.
>Check out Ironfoot if you haven't yet
Thanks i didn't know about this one,looks good

[Anonymous No.12883415]

>>12883081
Bianca a Cute

[Anonymous No.12883420]

>war criminal mommy gf
anything like this

[Anonymous No.12883423]

>>12883365
>4th book when
Couldn't give less of a shit desu. First book was good, second was ok because of pirates, third went to complete shit like a used roll of 1 ply toilet paper.
And with the way the third book ended with the lazy hack killing off the one interesting character he wrote and setting up to recycle the same old villain we already saw, I have no hopes for the next book.

[Anonymous No.12883440]

>>12883423
I didn't think the third book was bad, nor did I think Patience was that interesting of a character.
Also considering that 7(?) books were (are?) planned for the series, I think it would be fine to have a villain last longer than a single book.

[Anonymous No.12883458]

>>12883440
postponed due to divorce and remarrying elizabeth bear

[Anonymous No.12883467]

>>12883420
Wolfblade

[Anonymous No.12883468]

>>12883458
oh I didn't even know they got divorced, all I heard was the generic "marriage troubles"

[Anonymous No.12883476]

Is kushiel's legacy good or bad?

[Anonymous No.12883596]

>>12883476
>Half-naked brunette on the cover
Seems based,give it a read

[Anonymous No.12883641]

>>12883185
Oh right, someone recommended this to me once, it seems pretty cool.

>>12883239
Never heard of this but I like the premise of the first one, I'll check it out. Thanks m8

>>12883367
Interesting suggestions friend, out of those I think I'd start with The King of Elfland's Daughter, sounds like something I'd enjoy.

Thank you all for the suggestions!

[Anonymous No.12883645]

>>12883476
It's very good but I'd say most of /sffg/ aren't the target audience.

[Anonymous No.12883681]

>>12883641
>Never heard of this but I like the premise of the first one, I'll check it out. Thanks m8

I hope you like it, Curse is really quite good. Typical "knight saves the kingdom" story but in this case the knight got betrayed and sold into slavery and is all fucked up after escaping and is just trying to recover and help his patron's granddaughter survive being a courtier.

[Anonymous No.12883695]

>>12881283
There's a list of all books we've read in the pastebin but you'd have to find suitable downloads yourself.

[Anonymous No.12883744]

Anyone else go through these spurts where you read a bunch of stuff then hit a wall and can't get motivated to keep reading?

[Anonymous No.12883763]

>>12883420
That's literally the plot of Steven Universe

>innocent boy slowly learns that the woman who raised him was his mother's slave, lover and fellow war criminal
>also, due to the nature of his birth it's not too clear whether his mother's soul is trapped inside him, tearing the godmother between the choice of raising the embodiment of her lost love's adultery or disemboweling him for the slight chance she might come back

[Anonymous No.12883768]

>>12883744
I wouldn't say "a bunch of stuff" but sometimes I can burn through almost an entire book in just a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.12883776]

>>12882263
The visible physical powerup aura had me in stitches.

[Anonymous No.12883791]

>>12883768
Hell I've read 400 page books in a single day.

[Anonymous No.12883822]

>>12883467
Found you at last Wolfblade anon

[Anonymous No.12883833]

>>12883744
Yeah all the time,im in one right now.

[Anonymous No.12883837]

>>12883822
You can't stop me,the matriarchy will rise and every men will be cucked and thots will be queens

[Anonymous No.12883851]

>>12883837
So it's gonna be Sweden.

[Anonymous No.12883857]

>>12882326
>David Gemmell
>the greatest writer of post Tolkien British fantasy

[Anonymous No.12883860]

>>12883851
kek

[Anonymous No.12883868]

>>12883857
See: >>12882500

[Anonymous No.12883882]

>>12882390
It's mid-tier Wolfe, it's no BotNS or 5th Head but on par with Sorcerer's House, Wizard Knight or lesser Solar Cycle books. It's a great book, yeah.

[Anonymous No.12883916]

>>12883763
Fuck outta here with that autistic horseshit

[Anonymous No.12883921]

>>12883142
He's the guy that read McCarthy and Titus Groan, got nothing out of either but boy oh boy does he think he can mimick them.

[Anonymous No.12883937]

>>12883868
He writes Gary Sue wish fulfillment for teenagers lmao

[Anonymous No.12883958]

>>12883937
No he doesn't lmao

[Anonymous No.12883964]

Talk to me about Peter F. Hamilton. The Nights Dawn stuff looks interesting but it also looks like a timesink.

[Anonymous No.12883966]

>>12879402
Analog.
i'm a subscriber.

[Anonymous No.12884020]

>>12882977
They're both good. I can't really remember We's plot though

[Anonymous No.12884031]

>>12883167
5*
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
Tigana
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Lord of Light

4*
The Master and Margarita
Good Omens

[Anonymous No.12884038]

>>12880303
Iron Dragon's Daughter

[Anonymous No.12884043]

>>12879402
>WHAT ARE YOU READING? EDITION
I just finished Perilous Gard by Elizabeth Marie Pope which is apparently a YA novel from 1974. It does not bear much resemblance to a YA novel of today

[Anonymous No.12884068]

>no chapter updates for the only two chink webnovels i follow

[Anonymous No.12884124]

>>12883937
Being good fighters doesn't mean they're gary stu's you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.12884142]

>>12884124
All his characters are 16 year old boys that ride, fight and fuck better than anyone else alive. They're born military geniuses, charismatic and perfect leaders. Like a slightly more gritty version of Kvothe from Name of the Wind. It's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.12884157]

>>12884142
What the fuck are you even talking about? Did you read the first two chapters of one book and decided you that's enough to form an informed opinion? His most popular book has a 60 year old vet who isn't all that smart and is bad at strategy as the lead.

[Anonymous No.12884172]

>>12884142
Son, either you've never read a single David Gemmell book or you're confusing him with someone else.

[Anonymous No.12884180]

>>12884157
>>12884172
I've read two series, Rigante and Stones of Power. I then reread Sword in the Storm when it was monthly reading last year and realized that quality have absolutely nothing to do with why I enjoyed it back in the day.

[Anonymous No.12884186]

How was Fire and Blood by GRRM?

[Anonymous No.12884218]

>>12883117
It's out on mobilism but my browser is flagging it as a virus.

[Anonymous No.12884230]

>>12884180
>I've only read a very small percentage of Gemmell's books and decided they were all exactly the same
Yea you're a retard alright. The majority of his stories are NOTHING like how you described them. I do find it interesting though that capable male characters trigger you so much.

[Anonymous No.12884231]

>>12884218
.epub recently has been flagged as a virus by chrome. i wouldnt worry about it. epub is just html, css and images in a zip file basically. the reason is classifed as possible viruses is that the epub header is similar to exploit headers used in things like metasploit.

[Anonymous No.12884238]

>>12884218
It's a known problem, I've run into it with new releases previously on mobilism while using chrome. Using Opera now and it didn't flag anything for me but I scanned it anyway. Just an epub file. I used the zippy link.

[Anonymous No.12884244]

>>12884186
It focuses on the women and how they were actually the main driving force behind the dynasty and also how one of the circumnavigated the globe.

[Anonymous No.12884245]

>>12884244
YAS QUEEN SLAY

[Anonymous No.12884246]

>>12884218
Based browser

[Anonymous No.12884251]

>>12883117
>>12884218
>>12884231
>>12884238
Someone read it quickly and let me know if I should bother. The second book was completely ass and I don't want to go through something like that again.

[Anonymous No.12884254]

>>12883822
I'm the actual Wolfblade anon. I'd apologise, but you're listening to it as an audiobook, so as far as I'm concerned you're the one in the wrong. Even if you didn't like it, you should try READING the Tide Lords series after this by the same author; it's better as a story and has less of the challenging material that will offend your delicate /pol/ sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.12884255]

>>12884251
If the second book was shit why the hell would you bother with the third?

[Anonymous No.12884264]

>>12884255
First book was fun and I feel uncomfortable if I don't finish a series I started.

[Anonymous No.12884266]

>>12884255
Middle books are often shit

[Anonymous No.12884292]

>>12884254
I only read good shit.

[Anonymous No.12884317]

>tfw watching The Head Hunter got me hankering to read more horror fantasy kino, but it's pretty much non-existent
It's a goddamn shame grimderp couldn't have gone into a pure horror direction instead of the dull nihilistic epic fantasy direction it did. It's amazing how very little actual horror fantasy is out there.

[Anonymous No.12884335]

>>12883167
Library at mount char

[Anonymous No.12884354]

>>12884244
Is this a joke?
It's kinda sad that I can't know anymore since its GRRM

[Anonymous No.12884414]

>>12884354
No, it’s been an underlining theme of the series desu.

[Anonymous No.12884419]

>>12880954
Birdboi here, fuck you, suck my dick and widen your cloaca. Daddy is staying the night.

[Anonymous No.12884471]

>>12884419
BASED AND CHADPILLED

[Anonymous No.12884474]

about to read this, what am i expecting

[Anonymous No.12884486]

>>12884317
>The Head Hunter
That came out? How is it?

[Anonymous No.12884487]

>>12884474
Hey, I don't know if you noticed this but there's a butt nekkid man on the cover of that book you're about to read.

[Anonymous No.12884498]

>>12879402
>WHAT ARE YOU READING?
Never Die by Rob J Hayes
It's Kurasawa's Seven Samurai with magic and undead warriors. 4/5 so far, I'm halfway through.

[Anonymous No.12884499]

>>12884487
>it is on the other cover as well
it's ok though im guessing he arrived naked on the alien world

[Anonymous No.12884509]

>>12884499
>im guessing he arrived naked on the alien world
But the choice to put that on the cover of the fucking book speaks volumes about which markets they think will like and buy their book.

[Anonymous No.12884525]

>>12884498
>Mark Lawrence
Why would anyone want his opinion on their book?

[Anonymous No.12884532]

>>12884499
i enjoyed it. frequently though i skipped the antagonist parts. good thing they are often only part of a chapter and clearly labeled.
first book starts slow. really kicks into gear in the second one.
recommending the audiobook too.

[Anonymous No.12884547]

>>12884486
I liked it, but autists who can't handle extremely small-budgeted films having obvious limitations and a few forced contrivance issues should steer clear even though most of the time it looks like a much bigger-budgeted film. Great atmosphere and cinematography too. And it is 100% a horror story set in a Sword & Sorcery setting which will always be welcomed.

[Anonymous No.12884551]

>>12884509
you will not convince me not to read the book, begone

>>12884532
>just ran for 20 minutes while listening to audiobook
>not even a chapter done
audiobook is so slow, i dont have that much time

why are there antagonist parts? does the author want to make the antagonist more relatable and not just the le evil guy?

[Anonymous No.12884566]

>>12884551
>why are there antagonist parts? does the author want to make the antagonist more relatable and not just the le evil guy?
basically. and to a degree they are. think of the antagonists as a weird mix between roman and arab culture.
that being said it is well done overall. but many of the antagonist parts are unnecessary in my opinion. however if you are into military fiction and war strategies youll have a blast.

[Anonymous No.12884596]

>>12884498
>Blood Meridian
>LotR (almost finished The Two Towers)

[Anonymous No.12884619]

Join discord
https://discord.gg/4mfyCTr
Some people want a faster environment for discussions, OK? So fuck off if you don't like discord.

[Anonymous No.12884629]

>>12884619
Sanderson and Breeks trannies, now is your chance, get in there.

[Anonymous No.12884647]

>>12884619
I'm too scared you'll make fun of my accent which is considered the sexiest in Britain

[Anonymous No.12884914]

>>12884255
It's basically the fantasy equivalent of the sunk cost fallacy.

[Anonymous No.12885008]

>>12884487
Sometimes the clothes just gotta come off bruh

[Anonymous No.12885054]

>>12883420
Broken Earth

[Anonymous No.12885069]

>>12879402
>WHAT ARE YOU READING?
pic related. so far so good.

[Anonymous No.12885081]

>>12879434
David Weber's Safehold series has a ton of naval content. It's another loooong series though.

[Anonymous No.12885085]

>>12882711
It's not that bad, bad I wouldn't say it's good either. Too grimderp for me to rate it more than 3/5. The whole story is complete suffering, and then there's the cucking. A couple pages of a happy ending does not make it worth it.

[Anonymous No.12885101]

i have not talked to people in 3 days
i am very lonely please help

[Anonymous No.12885108]

>>12885101
Eat a book

[Anonymous No.12885109]

>>12882732
That's a lie.
>When lorelei first starts seducing both binder and the other guy in the room by saying she could take both of them at once I didn't think much of it, I figured she would lure them into complacency by kissing the both of them, putting them to sleep and maybe stealing the handcuff keys or something, just a quick thought though and then that changed and she had only binder in the room with no keys or anything whatsoever to stop her from knocking him out to making him do something like open the door and letting her go free and making him forget. But no. She just goes on to thoroughly enjoy screwing him considering the prick was one of the guys who arrested the "only man she needs" and "the love of her life" etc... The thing is I won't begrudge her banging the guy if not for the fact that Alex has gone though so much bloody pain from either having his wife/love cheating or betraying Trust all throughout his many reincarnations. Never mind the fact that he told her he couldnt handle that. The stupid bitch admits to him openly how she could have found other solutions but instead chose to screw him because he was attractive and she just fucking had to. The author appeared to not give a flying fuck about the damage this might cause and blatantly made Alex not seem to really care???? Are you kidding me?? He also seems to accept the fact that Rachel watched the whole thing and didn't once stop and think what that might do to him? My opinion of her dropped completely, I didn't really care about the kiss on drew even if that was a surprise, I mean she feels everything that lorelei feels and all she knows is that she has to watch her Fuck another man because it feels good. What complete and total Bullshit. She - the haloed fucking angel who knows more than most about how bad Alex's past lives were couldn't seem to care how all Alex does is to help and make sure no one's feelings are hurt doesn't even second guess how much pain that would cause him realistically? Are you joking????
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/1054080519?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1

>>12882915
>cucking
>character development

[Anonymous No.12885118]

>>12885108

[Anonymous No.12885135]

>>12884254
>challenging material that will offend your delicate /pol/ sensibilities.
I don't know about that. This guy makes a pretty compelling argument to why wolfeblade is bad besides the cucking.
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/2764313502

[Anonymous No.12885136]

>>12884292
You don't read at all. You listen.

[Anonymous No.12885140]

>>12882304
>I think a fair number of his readers do understand that he's ripping off/appropriating/using shonen tropes in his writing. Again, this is what some people want.

Eh, I strongly doubt that more than maybe 2% of his readers have a clue as to anything anime/shonen, which is why it works for him.

[Anonymous No.12885142]

>>12884254
common sense, you mean

[Anonymous No.12885151]

>>12885140
Shounen anime is hardly a secret club, especially not among kids and young adults.

[Anonymous No.12885154]

>>12884474
Meh. Chemist travels back in time. It's pretty bad, to be honest. The interludes are way too long and I just didn't care about the characters, which made me skip half the book (that's the amount of interludes I estimate there is in the two books I read).

One thing that stuck to me was that, apparently, exercising was invented in the modern era, or something.

[Anonymous No.12885164]

>>12884031
seconding Good Omens

[Anonymous No.12885171]

>>12884474
This guy to literally copy paste famous speeches into a horrific abomination with no flow at all. Really, it’s pretty bad. It seems like it might have potential at first, but just gets worse and worse.

[Anonymous No.12885188]

>>12884525
Lawrence's best writing is actually his reviews on Goodreads. Those are five star, his books on the other hand....

[Anonymous No.12885203]

What's the most grimdark of depressing novels?
I need a universe that features only losers, no winners. I need to self-insert.

[Anonymous No.12885214]

>>12885203
Your diary

[Anonymous No.12885216]

>>12885203
Unfortunately, you'll only want to kill yourself due to overwhelming gumsucking boredom.

[Anonymous No.12885222]

>>12885136
Nah, I've read ggk, masters of Rome unironically, Herbert and am going through Wolfe atm. It's just dumb fun I want to listen too.

[Anonymous No.12885228]

>>12885216
>you'll only want to kill yourself
that is everyday stuff, give me recs

[Anonymous No.12885231]

>>12885108
read book
have book

[Anonymous No.12885237]

>>12885069
>from a journalist
that aside why do you think it's good? what do you like about it

[Anonymous No.12885241]

>>12885109
>>12882647
>>12882594
Succubus is a major redflag. I think like 90% of books featuring succubus romance have cucking somewhere in them.
>The succubae seduction
>purgatory wars
>good intentions
>alternate places
All feature cucking. I'm probably missing some because if the blurb hints at a succubus I just skip it. They are just terrible love interests by default. I mean, they feed on sexual energy, or on sexual fluids, or on sex itself. Why would you read this if not to see her sexing around?

[Anonymous No.12885255]

Well lads, I finally decided to get started with Dune. God damn what's up with all those made up words he uses twice every paragraph? Gom wissud, sadaurak, kwizat haderach, cumcum gloamy. Fucking hell. Otherwise, looks interesting.

[Anonymous No.12885282]

>>12885203
Bakker

[Anonymous No.12885283]

>>12884354

most of this isnt true

nobody circumnavigates the globe, she disappears
one of the targaryen daughters becomes a two bit whore
lots of them die
or are cunts. absolute cunts
Eddard's grandfather is the most based stark ever

[Anonymous No.12885322]

>>12885283
>one of the targaryen daughters becomes a two bit whore
u wot

[Anonymous No.12885356]

>tfw the turtle left

[Anonymous No.12885377]

>>12885228
>filename.jpg

[Anonymous No.12885394]

>>12885237
Joe Hart's a journalist? I read Cruel World and liked it, but had no idea he was a reporter......

Oh, and Cruel World>>>Obscura

[Anonymous No.12885410]

>>12885394
holy shit im fucking dumb
i misread
>Wall Street Journal bestselling author
as wall treet journal best journalist

this loneliness is killing me

[Anonymous No.12885412]

I've been attempting to read through PKD's anthology this year. Already read:

The Man in the High Castle
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
A Scanner Darkly
Ubik
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldrich
Dr. Bloodmoney
A Maze of Death(current)

I've enjoyed all of them, although I believe some are objectively better than others that I believe are overrated.

[Anonymous No.12885450]

>>12885410
Then you need to read his "Cruel World". MC is genetically disfigured and up going through an apocalyptic event leading to dystopia.

[Anonymous No.12885483]

>>12885450
i'll read it now since im not reading anything right now
hope i dont get memed

[Anonymous No.12885581]

Pulled my shoulder reading in bed lol

[Anonymous No.12885590]

>>12882148
>>12882326
Not shitposting but surely the greatest post-tolkien british fantasy writer has to be Pratchett

[Anonymous No.12885615]

>>12885581
happens to me all the damn time.
propping yourself up hours at a time really isnt good.

[Anonymous No.12885642]

>>12885394
England's Brave Joe Hart is not a journalist m9-1

[Anonymous No.12885647]

>>12885412
Rank them.

[Anonymous No.12885696]

>>12885647

1. A Scanner Darkly
2. The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldrich
3. Dr. Bloodmoney
4. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
5. Ubik
6. Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said(forgot to add)
7. The Man in the High Castle

Haven't read enough of Maze of Death to rank it

[Anonymous No.12885730]

>>12885283
wait, fire and blood isn't actually a novel or a collection of short stories, is it? isn't it more like an autistic fictional history of the targaryens?

[Anonymous No.12885769]

>>12885730
Yep, it's basically a fake history textbook.

[Anonymous No.12885791]

>>12885135
That's a different wolfblade,he meant wolfblade by jennifer fallon

[Anonymous No.12885808]

Just started reading Gardens of the Moon. I dunno what it is but the prose just "feels" weird to me. Like it's kind of abnormal. Is this a common reaction to Erikson?

[Anonymous No.12885821]

>>12885808
Erikson is turgid.

[Anonymous No.12885832]

>>12885808
yeah, esp. gardens he gets a bit better

[Anonymous No.12885836]

>>12885808
No anon,save yourself while you still can!

[Anonymous No.12885844]

>>12885836
save myself from what?

[Anonymous No.12885845]

>>12885808
unless you like reading fan wikis for fantasy settings, malazan isn't for you

[Anonymous No.12885857]

>>12879402
Anyone ever read Karl Edward Wagner? I read Bloodstone, and am now reading Dark Crusade. I personally like him far better than Glen Cook.

[Anonymous No.12885858]

>>12885845
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.12885872]

>>12885858
Glen Cook was recommended to me by this board, and I did enjoy the grandiose imagery. I prefer how Wagner portrays scenes of frenzy and war. Both describe it from an observational standpoint, but Wagner writes in a way that is a lot more entertaining to me.

[Anonymous No.12885889]

Which author writes the best
>big battles
>combats between two individuals

[Anonymous No.12886178]

Is Andrew Rowe also Will Wight?
Did he write his faggotry under a different name?
https://www.willwight.com/a-blog-of-dubious-intent/andrew-rowes-april-fools#comments

[Anonymous No.12886235]

>>12886178
No. But all the kindle unlimited writers are super cliqueish and know each other. That and Will Wright is a gigantic dragon ball fan.

[Anonymous No.12886309]

>>12886178
i dont think so. i barely got through suffieciently advanced magic and didint touch anything andrew rowe after that. i really like house of blades though, not a huge fan of cradle so far.
but you can tell they are not the same person by how they express themselves and how they write.

[Anonymous No.12886411]

>>12885283
oh shit what did eddard's grandfather do?

[Anonymous No.12886675]

>>12883363
Yes, and? Codex Alera is actually a good read, and has what he's looking for.

[Anonymous No.12886689]

>>12885808
Yes, but it gets better. He seems to find his voice in the second book.

[Anonymous No.12886693]

>>12885844
The longest fucking book series you'll (likely) ever read.
That being said, it was a pretty great ride.

[Anonymous No.12886705]

>>12886689
Coltaine best boy

[Anonymous No.12886730]

>>12885857
He's not as well known as Robert E. Howard but almost everyone (on this board at least) that I've read who gives him a try enjoys his work. It's a shame that real heroic fantasy has fallen out of fashion.

[Anonymous No.12886832]

>>12885857
I've read all the Kane books. Night Winds is the best followed by Darkness Weaves. You should also read KEW's Conan pastiche Road of Kings. Then read REH's Worms of the Earth and KEW's sequel pastiche Legion from the Shadows.

[Anonymous No.12886938]

What are some lesser known grimdark sci-fi series? (or standalone novels)

[Anonymous No.12886955]

>latest Windows update removed my Windows Defender icon
Just keeps getting better and better.

[Anonymous No.12886998]

>>12881795
>momcest is the purest form of love
good taste

[Anonymous No.12887010]

>This series has done something for me no other has ever done before: make me hate the main character. The obvious political bias of the author and evil corporation trope is hard enough a self righteous pinhead that refuses to be held accountable or work to make his world a better place is no different than many of the other snowflake sjw types protesting today. It is too bad because Elliott can tell a good story and if he had put just a little effort into it this could grow into something as deep and rich as the Honorverse series. I do hope so and will read the rest of the series in hope he does but the only place I want to see this "Hero" is at the firing squad.

Goodreads reviews rule

[Anonymous No.12887031]

>>12887010
part of his review of the previous book
>Someone said this was like a book written by a staffer from Nancy Pelosi's office I would add that the economics and government were maybe designed by Pelosi and pirate part was from Maxine Waters

(this is the Poor Man's flight books btw, I was trying to remember if I ever read the 3rd one when I ran into this)

[Anonymous No.12887409]

>>12887010
>>12887031
It's time this person just quit SFF, most writers were, are, and will be, lefties. Whether consciously or not, this will influence their work

[Anonymous No.12887410]

>>12885241
You never read Waldo Rabbit.

[Anonymous No.12887417]

>>12887410
One of a couple of exceptions. World Walker also does not have them.

[Anonymous No.12887456]

>>12886730
>It's a shame that half naked, oiled up men, with bulging muscles and swords has fallen out of fashion.

[Anonymous No.12887470]

>>12886955
>>>/g/

[Anonymous No.12887601]

>>12887456
>why yes I am quite insecure with my sexuality

[Anonymous No.12887636]

>>12887601
Glad you admitted you are a filthy fudge packer.

[Anonymous No.12887670]

>>12887456
>>12887636

[Anonymous No.12887709]

>>12887670
>rent free space

[Anonymous No.12887729]

>>12887709

[Anonymous No.12887753]

>>12887729
>>12887670
>>12887601
>own the sois

[Anonymous No.12887799]

>>12887753
>tips pussy hat

[Anonymous No.12887820]

>>12887753

[Anonymous No.12887839]

this thread sucks

[Anonymous No.12887855]

>>12887839
That's what happens when the s.o.y show up.

[Anonymous No.12887862]

Why is it that s&s types have the most rent free brains around?

[Anonymous No.12887882]

>>12887862
>Why is it that s&s types have the most rent free brains around?

[Anonymous No.12887917]

Jesus just shut up both of you cunts. Way to fuck up the thread with that /b/ level banter.

[Anonymous No.12887921]

ey yo where that new thread be at

[Anonymous No.12887922]

>>12887882
Wow so John Malkovich syndrome does exist.

[Anonymous No.12887923]

>>12887882
Is that a gril with male pattern baldness?

[Anonymous No.12887931]

salve anon make sure the new thread is free from the likes of the bottom posts in this thread.

[Anonymous No.12887952]

thread slave
u ded?

[Anonymous No.12888039]

I think we should form a kickstarter page to buy a clock to the thread slave. Perhaps then he will remember to check the thread so he can FUCKING OPEN A NEW THREAD FUCKING USELESS NIGGER

[Anonymous No.12888077]

>>12888039
Stop fucking whinging, just create the thread yourself. Do you think any other general has this sort of autism?

[Anonymous No.12888085]

>>12888077
I'm joking dude.

[Anonymous No.12888150]

>>12882988
I thought so too. I plan to read 1984 again before I get the chisel out though.

[Anonymous No.12888155]

>>12888077
> Do you think any other general has this sort of autism?
I know of at least one that's much much worse but don't want to admit I lurk there.

[Anonymous No.12888203]

Is cradle the only western xianxia?

[Anonymous No.12888276]

The thread slave has rebelled, get another one

[Anonymous No.12888351]

New
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>>12888347
>>12888347

[Anonymous No.12888779]

>>12880303
The Burning Isle