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Who had less sex
Kant or Newton?

>> No.12799289

0 = 0

>> No.12799297

They both died virgins so...

>> No.12799307

me

>> No.12799308

>>12799289
>>12799297
Minus numbers are allowed. IMO kant was like -3 sex and Newton like -8 sex

>> No.12799336

Someone post that quote about the bitch who fangirled over Kant and then killed herself because he called her a whore.

>> No.12799337

Kant fucked gilfs

>> No.12799340

>>12799282
me, desu.

>> No.12799347

>>12799308
From what I've read Kant was disagreeable. His obsessive routine and harsh demeanor would not have been very inviting. Newton, on the other hand was a kooky shut-in, who wanted all his time to himself and had neither the desire nor personality for romance.

>> No.12799373

>>12799347

Newton almost certainly had a gay lover, though. His supposed asexuality rests on his lifelong disinterest in women.

>> No.12799391

>>12799347
>Kant was disagreeable
Not true. The rumors about "being able to set your watch to Kant's perambulations" do not reflect Kant at the time he wrote the Critique of Pure Reason and other big works. At that point, Kant was known for being an avid pool hustler and the best-dressed man in Königsberg.

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>> No.12799399

>>12799347
Kant was a great story teller and had dinner parties daily. People liked the little goblin.

>> No.12799414
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Schopenhauer lived alone and his only companion was a dog who the neighborhood children called mrs.Schopenhauer

>> No.12799454

>>12799414
Why is schopey so cute

>> No.12799467

>>12799414
He fucked prostitutes

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>>12799373
Homos say that about everyone retroactively
Newton was in fact a nofap

>> No.12799520

>>12799373
t. faggot

>> No.12799522

>>12799308
what the fuck does that mean? are you 14?
>>12799347
somebody told me Kant held sick parties at his house while he was in the upper floor working on KrV.

>> No.12799724

>>12799391
There is no way any of what you wrote is true

>> No.12799914

>>12799282
well newton died at 84 vs kant's 79. But didn't kant say masturbation was a sin.

Pretty close.

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>> No.12800273

Kant probably had sex when he was young, just never got married

>> No.12800456

>>12799373
The same goes for Kant. He had an affair with an Englishman

>> No.12800460

>>12800456

So.... hand jobs, at best, right? Maybe a BJ?

>> No.12800469

>>12799414
He also once pushed a woman over for getting too close to him, forcing him to pay for her injuries until the end of his life

>> No.12800532

me

>> No.12800669

>>12799282
women threw themselves at both of them yet they persisted. People here will deny it because "he was a midget" or "he was an autist" but the truth is, they were just so powerful they could literally just not be affected by it.
That's true power

>> No.12800689

>>12799282
Tesla

>> No.12800761

>>12800669
life was simply better back then

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>>12799347
>>12799399
>>12799522
>>12800669
>>12799391
I heard he once stood silent and wouldn't start his class until all girls had left the classroom, back when he was a grade school teacher for a while. He would go out with his friends and punch guys whom Proust had provoked, while the little consumptive poofter would hide behind him, giggling in French. After the Nazis lost he had to give up his teaching job and he became, of all things, an arms dealer in the French colony of Djibouti. He never set hands on a quill again. He was seen for the last time as Pushkin's second at the latter's duel with Lermontov, when he had to deliver the coup de grace himself because Pushkin couldn't find it in him to finish off his old friend with the butt of his pistol, after they both had run out of bullets.

>> No.12801789

>>12799914
I read he hissed to sleep in a straightjacket so he wouldn't... jack it.

>> No.12802585

>>12801789
*used

>> No.12802595

>>12800909
woah! Is all of that true? Where do i read more?