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[Anonymous No.12793424]

Give me your best 21st century philosophical works. Go!

[Anonymous No.12793743]

>>12793424
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.12793930]

>>12793424
TFFE by GOON.

[Anonymous No.12793978]

[Anonymous No.12793986]

Rob $tone, two damn phones
Babylons can't crack the code
Used to sip out Styrofoam
But figured I should stick to dro (weed)
Backwoods overload, don't like to smoke them swishers hoe
If you hit my liquor store
It fifty cents for single puffs
Said she wanna roll with me and smoke up all my weed
I said "baby, just buy that shit
'Cause you can't smoke for free
I got some loud, but no money, babe, buy me a Fiji"
She said "you need a job", bitch, fuck a job I still get trees
Two cell phones, Mr. Motha fuck a thot
Mr. I be on that block
Twelve o seven fuck a op
They hear my name, they see my squad
Rolling dope up on the spot
I'm with your bitch, she on my jock
Ain't got no time to love a thot
Got niggas mad my flow so hot
Got niggas mad my squad won't stop
We in the game won't take no loss
I'm sippin water out the Voss
Got lean all in my fuckin' Sprite
Turnin' up on fuckin' sight
Mr. Kenny Powers 'bout to
Take your girlfriend home tonight, bitch
And I'm smokin' on the widow when you see it out the window
Got a dusty old tee, look up on me leave it simple
Growin' up I was always in the middle
So I gotta hold it down for my older and my little
And my brothas beside me, so fuck it, we mobbing, please
Don't be scrammin' on finding me but I be an OG
If a 'lil fuck boy lame ass wanna creep
I live by the limit 'cause a fucka chose me
Said she wanna roll with me and smoke up all my weed
I said "baby, just buy that shit
'Cause you can't smoke for free
I got some loud, but no money, babe, buy me a Fiji"
She said "you need a job", bitch, fuck a job I still get trees (trees, trees)

[Anonymous No.12794405]

>>12793424
Diary, my. Dislike it tbqhwy desu. It is the unfiltered anon that is least interesting. Fact. Revision is corruption. Repetition (subject to static wire psuedo random mutation) dresses it up in the apple. Forward, forward it reads. Bigger (better?) BIG. We must (?) be quite clear now though. To tint or not to tint? Me? I'm gonna try for the kingdom if I can because it makes me feel like I'm a man.

[Anonymous No.12794450]

>>12793424
I got really drunk one time and talked about the concept of sentient plants to another extremely drunk guy. That was probably the most valuable philosophical discussion of the 21st century and that says a whole lot more about 21st centure thought than my insane ramblings.

[Anonymous No.12794607]

>>12793424
Based

[Anonymous No.12795100]

>>12793424
slutterdyke

[Anonymous No.12795153]

>gabbidull gawd

[Anonymous No.12795175]

>>12795153
my prain iz dranzbormed indo gabidul

[Anonymous No.12795254]

>>12795100
which one

[Anonymous No.12796598]

>>12793424

[Anonymous No.12796625]

>>12796598
sérieusement, il raconte quoi le mec ?

[Anonymous No.12796703]

Foundation of exploration by that dude

[Anonymous No.12797154]

>>12793930
>>12796703
It is underrated.