/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12791544]

This is our time lads. No man left behind. This is our chance to find love with qt bookish girls looking for a drink and insight on authors they're curious about.

[Anonymous No.12791554]

>>12791544
If a man ever tries talking to me at the bookstore, I'll grab him by the neck and crush his trachea before slamming him into the fucking ground.

[Anonymous No.12791561]

>>12791554
Post feet

[Anonymous No.12791567]

>>12791554
tits and feet or gtfo

[Anonymous No.12791572]

>>12791554
fucking based fuck me

[Anonymous No.12791574]

I hate books.

[Anonymous No.12791575]

>>12791544
Big if true. Also based.

[Anonymous No.12791583]

>>12791554
Hot. What will you do after that?

[Anonymous No.12791675]

>>12791544
My pick up game is not focused around talking about books. I usually start telling a story from my life while I'm utilizing Hemingway's iceberg theory, which has it's benefits because it allows a lot of flexibility and brings a really fine dynamic to the conversation.

If I want to drop in some literally stuff I would say things like "Do you want to hear the story of how I almost ended up like Raskolnikov?" (I once almost killed a grandma with my car while backing up) I usually do it when I know that she knows who Raskolnikov is.

If you want someone's attention, just tell him a damn story. I got this from a guy who was talking about the best way to start a presentation.

Here, hope it helps some of you faggots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w82a1FT5o88

Also, not being a faggot works wonders too.

Pick-up game general I guess.

[Anonymous No.12791684]

>>12791561
>>12791567
>>12791572
>>12791583
you're all replying to a tranny btw

[Anonymous No.12791689]

>>12791554
Shut the fuck up or I’ll rape you bitch

[Anonymous No.12791695]

Fuckin score
New place to chill out while bar hopping, art bitches are easy, not like any of you beta losers will stop me
L8r bros

[Anonymous No.12791697]

>>12791695
He cant keep getting away with this

[Anonymous No.12791711]

>>12791544
Like serving coffee in a bookstore wasn’t degenerate enough

[Anonymous No.12791764]

>>12791684
Post feet

[Anonymous No.12791952]

That's why I like to read at coffee shops. You occasionally get acquainted with old friends or make new ones. Sometimes a romantic interest pops up. It's nice to be in social environments sometimes instead of always being cooped up in your study room.

[Anonymous No.12791956]

>>12791952
fuck you

[Anonymous No.12791961]

>>12791544
>qt bookish girls

more like wine aunts and thots looking for the newest Rupi Kaur poetry schlock to post on Instagram.

[Anonymous No.12792010]

>>12791764
based footfag posters

[Anonymous No.12792025]

>>12791554
blessed post
too many people trying to be an intellectual nowadays

[Anonymous No.12792040]

>>12791544
lmao, that's why BKS has been popping, should've bought calls on it

[Anonymous No.12792043]

>>12791956
How come bro? I've been there, I've been neet. I've been lonely. I've been ridiculed. I grew up impoverished. I struggle with health issues. Despite all this, I try to redeem myself. I work out and eat healthy. I try to be a good person. I try to make meaningful relationships and I want to pass these feelings on. I'm tired of walking around in mud and trying to pull others in with me. Let me be. I've worked hard to be who I am today and I hope to better tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12792082]

Can't imagine that happening in my state. B&N isn't doing that well, and liquor licenses are quite expensive.

[Anonymous No.12792509]

>>12791554
post female(male) feets.

[Anonymous No.12792631]

>>12792010
What an unpractical watch.

[Anonymous No.12792653]

>>12791554
based

[Anonymous No.12792655]

>>12792631
>he doesn't have an apple watch
poorfag pls leave.