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Anonymous Sun Mar 17 00:52:28 2019 No.12776044 [Reply] [Original]

Who is his literary equivalent?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:22:16 2019 No.12776191 >>12776044 Hemingway

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 01:43:57 2019 No.12776261 >>12776044 Ronaldo = Tolstoy Messi = Dostoevsky

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 02:05:31 2019 No.12776326 >>12776261 I think it's very interesting that part of me says this shouldn't make any sense at all, and thehe other one is loling

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 02:18:11 2019 No.12776355 >>12776191 that would be ballotelli

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 05:10:11 2019 No.12776828 >>12776044 Cicero

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:12:31 2019 No.12776988 Marcus Aurelius

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:15:05 2019 No.12776995 Messi = Shakespeare Ronaldo = Melville

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:17:55 2019 No.12777004 >>12776044 Paulo Coelho

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 06:18:21 2019 No.12777007 File: 184 KB, 1600x1073, IMG_20171228_114255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] since we're all jacking off, who is his literary equivalent?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:12:53 2019 No.12777219 Bret Easton Ellis

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:41:28 2019 No.12777309 >>12777007 Patrick Bateman

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 07:41:32 2019 No.12777310 >>12776995 I can see a Melville Ronaldo

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:15:34 2019 No.12777597 >>12777004 that bitch is brazilian, not portuguese, you cunt

>>	asfas Sun Mar 17 09:16:41 2019 No.12777601 >>12777004 he is brazilian, not portuguese, if that's what you're saying

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 09:52:18 2019 No.12777741 >>12776261 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 10:07:21 2019 No.12777815 File: 20 KB, 718x559, C1E338FE-EFB6-4139-9A7C-9E2AC584E7CF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What about this cunt? Who is his literary equivalent? I would say Nassim Taleb.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 11:17:56 2019 No.12778143 >>12777815 Harold Bloom

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 11:24:07 2019 No.12778167 >>12776191 >crypto-homo this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 11:25:28 2019 No.12778173 Ronaldo is the easiest to find his equivalent. You find an all-time great, then you find his lesser rival. Bonus points if the rival was more popular during his lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 12:10:37 2019 No.12778373 >>12777815 Bret Easton Ellis

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 12:20:12 2019 No.12778429
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>closeted homosexual driven by his suppressed needs to become the GOAT
>fastidious perfectionist
>monumental body of work unsurpassed by his closest rivals
>drifted between different countries, excelling everywhere
Seems obvious to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 12:20:26 2019 No.12778430 >>12777815 James "Edgelord Supreme" Ellroy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 12:32:05 2019 No.12778503 >>12776044 Obviously Murakami

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 14:24:09 2019 No.12779140 File: 629 KB, 749x421, 39900602-0589-4004-B6CB-C28605DE3E1D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12776044 Late Nietzche, clearly >"I am the best ever" >out of control narcissism >actually incredible

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 15:42:10 2019 No.12779586 File: 95 KB, 768x1024, ronaldo-rapes-4-nike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12776044 You mean, being a rapist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 16:12:55 2019 No.12779765 >>12777837 Fuck off gypsy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 16:14:09 2019 No.12779774 >>12778173 Cringe tbqh Are lit posters actually Ronaldo shills? Lol, I thought we appreciated geniuses here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:03:42 2019 No.12780059 >>12779774 >no reading comprehension typical messi fan

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 17:09:36 2019 No.12780093 >>12780059 messi is the better one though right? i dont watch football

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 19:49:48 2019 No.12781040 Jonathan Safran Foer

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 20:03:25 2019 No.12781124 >>12776044 Any author who is also a rapist

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 23:13:35 2019 No.12782042 >>12777837 this is what happens when you chug a liter of coca cola before each game just to piss off your coach who doesn't want you drinking soda

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 23:17:48 2019 No.12782059 >>12776044 Me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 23:39:42 2019 No.12782172 >>12776261 >being this pleb and zoomer maradona is dosto

Anonymous Sun Mar 17 23:52:30 2019 No.12782230

>>12777815
Kerouac or some other writer famous for being on the road, maybe Hunter S Thompson. Zlatan travelled from team to team leaving destruction in his wake and scores really weird unconvential goals, like how Kerouac just threw the regular form of writing out the window

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 17 23:56:33 2019 No.12782249 >>12782172 Nah Maradona is Gogol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 02:36:16 2019 No.12782720 cervantes >lives and works in madrid >consistently good >during weak phases haters claim that he has always been shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 02:39:30 2019 No.12782729 >>12782720 He is in Italy now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 03:12:39 2019 No.12782801 File: 92 KB, 1296x729, mbappe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is his literary equivalent?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 03:15:02 2019 No.12782806 >>12782801 Me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 03:17:38 2019 No.12782810 >>12782801 some good young 21st century writer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 04:01:59 2019 No.12782928 File: 96 KB, 500x500, 1552613061563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12782801 he cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 10:41:25 2019 No.12783992 >>12776044 Nick Land

Anonymous Mon Mar 18 13:12:43 2019 No.12784636

Ronaldo is Tolstoy:

>Extremely proud of himself (was like that even when he didn’t had any accomplishments);
>Preoccupied with the opinion of others and of being seen as better than others to the point of neurosis;
>Invests a colossal amount of effort into his profession;
>Treat others well, but when his ego is affronted answers with explosions of repressed and hibernating egotism;
>Wants a vast family, mostly to have company; deep down knows that he loves himself far more than any of his kids;
>Achieves great things, but has constantly in mind the competition of possible superior rivals;
>One of them stand in his way;
>Is Shakespeare

Messi is Shakespeare

>Does miraculous things with apparently no effort;
>Invests in his career and art, but is not obsessed by being number one;
>His efforts are combined with one of the most extraordinary talents ever seen for his profession;
>His abilities can be improved with training only to a certain point; further improvement is only achievable by being a genius;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 14:33:10 2019 No.12785135 File: 145 KB, 1280x720, 704864-neymar-jr-afp-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is his literary equivalent?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 14:34:57 2019 No.12785143 >>12785135 Ronaldo does this as much as Neymar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 14:52:06 2019 No.12785210 >>12782729 As Cervantes once did ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 14:53:35 2019 No.12785216 >>12785135 Silvia Plath

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 15:00:05 2019 No.12785251 I wish I could enjoy sports more just to see men in their peak playing a game kind of like the Iliad. I just can't get into the "muh club" stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 15:01:17 2019 No.12785256 >>12785251 Start browsing /sp/ and get into the memes. Don’t even watch the games, nobody on /sp/ does

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 15:02:18 2019 No.12785264 >>12785251 sports are dumb dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 15:07:26 2019 No.12785291 File: 57 KB, 626x546, DeizJkkVwAA1gk-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12785264 pseud normie opinion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 15:09:06 2019 No.12785300 >>12785251 Start watching without supporting a team. Eventually you’ll start to like certain clubs more than others. Keep narrowing and voila

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 18 15:10:16 2019 No.12785307 >>12785291 pseud normie opinion is the opposite

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