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>Bonjour mon cher. Assied-toi, le petit déjeuner est servi~
What do?

>> No.12764804
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Tell her to stop wasting her time with me and start looking for a husband, as she is a fast depreciating asset. She looks like she's already in her early to mid twenties in that picture. She's almost at the wall. This is the absolute peak time for finding a husband and starting a family, and she needs to focus on that and not be distracted by seeking attention and validation from unserious men in the short term. If she blows this opportunity, she will not get another one.

>> No.12764813

merci bcp ma biche, comment passeras-tu l'apres-midi?

>> No.12764815

>>12764783
Dumb frog poster

>> No.12764823

>>12764813
Je suckerais ton penisse, cheri <3

>> No.12764824

>>12764783
La cheque, sil tu plait

>> No.12764837

>>12764823
quelle salope!

>> No.12764840
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Here’s my translation (I’ve been at French for about 5 months now)

>good morning my dear. __ you breakfast is __

>> No.12764847

>>12764783
beautiful

>> No.12764850

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12764851

>>12764783
Abrigos que hace frio, pinche morra fea

>> No.12764853

>>12764840
first blank is sit down, second is actually breakfast is served

>> No.12764858

>>12764840
I don't even speak French, but I still know you're wrong.

>> No.12764863

>>12764804
get laid lol

>> No.12764865
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>>12764783
Say
Avec plaisir mon cher. Merci de m'avoir invité

>> No.12764866

>>12764840
sit down, the little breakfast is served

>> No.12764868

>>12764863
That's precisely what she shouldn't do. She should be building a stable relationship with a man who is willing to invest in her over the long haul.

>> No.12764872

>>12764866
Petit déjeuner = breakfast

>> No.12764896

>>12764783
Impregnate

>> No.12764898

Je voudrais me suicider ma cherie, svp

>> No.12764989

Imagine if she was your gf hahahahahha

>> No.12765040
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>"Thanks for buying the free meal anon! my boyfriend is going to be so jealous!"
Manifestos for this feel?

>> No.12765110

>>12765040
kek

>> No.12765120

>>12765040
You should've invented him *wink ;)*
Is he single?

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>>12765040
>buying the free meal

>> No.12765133

>>12765040
My Twisted World - E. Rodger

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>>12764783
I would be so much more into my gf if she were French.

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