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>gf told me she wanted to read Venus in Furs and strongly suggested I get it for her birthday
What do lads

>> No.12752312

>>12752304
the only thing a man can do in this world, anon.

>> No.12752318

Aww what a gentleman!

>> No.12752322

suckle her feminine penis.

>> No.12752341

Lick her pusy

>> No.12752358

>>12752304
dam she cute
would tie her shoes any day

>> No.12752383
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12752383

Buy her Juliette instead!

>> No.12752385

>>12752358
>flip phone
bet she aint cute anymore

>> No.12752389
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>>12752385
oof

>> No.12752413

>>12752304
Ask her to peg you

>> No.12752422

>>12752383
is that tom kenny?

>> No.12752429

>>12752422
Yep

>> No.12752531

>>12752413
She pegs me every once in a while, we also experiment with chastity devices.
We were gonna try cuckolding but couldn't find anybody she liked (we live in a very white town).

>> No.12752541

>>12752531
No black bull?

>> No.12752548

>>12752304
nobody is that much of a cuck

>> No.12752560

>>12752541
Yeah unfortunately. She really wanted to get blacked. I was excited for her. Nothing is more of a turn on than raising a mulatto baby

>> No.12752565

>>12752531
>>12752541
>>12752560
OP Here this isn't me. The most we've done is a little foot worship

>> No.12752589

>>12752565
Try Ass worship. It doesn't actually taste bad, trust me.

>> No.12752599
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>>12752565
Nothing wrong with admitting uncomfortable truths anon

>> No.12752612

>>12752589
Seems like a good way to get sick though anon. It is kind of a turn on to suckle the place where her greasy turds slide out

>> No.12752639

>>12752612
Not if she has decent hygiene. Also, it tastes beef lightly boiled in a mushroom gravy with a slight metallic (but in a good way) hint.

>> No.12752646
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>>12752639
>>12752612
>>12752560
>>12752531

>> No.12752650

>>12752429
how'd they get him in that bottle?

>> No.12752660

>>12752650
with EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12752682

>>12752385
Attractive women get better with age.

>> No.12752689

>>12752312
Pretended to be cool over the internet?

>> No.12752704

>>12752682
lmao

>> No.12752721

>>12752682
True, but only up until their early to mid thirties or. It's just all downhill from there.

>> No.12752729

>>12752682
Peak attractiveness is from 15-25

>> No.12752746

>>12752689
>>12752322

>> No.12752785

>>12752729
>15
Mate, what the fuck is wrong with you >>>12752646

>> No.12752795

>>12752729
Unironic state of /lit/

>> No.12752831

>>12752729
lol pedo

>> No.12752885

>>12752785
>>12752831
>>12752795
t. Samefag
If she bleeds she breeds

>> No.12752966

>>12752785
Do you realize that 16 is legal in most of the world, including most US states? Yes, it's abusive and manipulative to have a relationship with someone that age as an adult, but with significant age gaps that doesn't suddenly end at 18 or 21. Finding people in that age range attractive is pretty normal, even if it would be weird to act on it.

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>>12752966
>>12752885

>> No.12753003

>>12752795
>>12752831
>>12752885
>>12752977
>>12752966
I don't think you, as a grown man, should be legally allowed to fuck 15 year old girls because they're fucking retarded but you can't deny that they are extremely attractive.

>> No.12753008

>>12752977
I think you might have missed the point, since I assume your position is "18 is okay and 15 is despicable": 18 is still wrong once you're over 25.

>> No.12753020

>>12753008
Also, this.

>> No.12753062

>>12752612
You don’t need to get after he asshole Anon, just massage and smooch the booty

>> No.12753063
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12753063

exhipit b

>> No.12753075
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>> No.12753081

>>12753008
In theory yes
In practice no

>> No.12753084

>>12752548
I did it once but the girl was notorious for exchanging favors for sex, so I had a shot. Then my friends cockblocked me, the assholes.

>> No.12753090

>>12753075
That’s a dude

>> No.12753099

Book recs for convincing women to dominate you?

>> No.12753106

>>12753084
>Friends save you from AIDS
>Assholes
Smh

>> No.12753108

>>12753106
Come on I would have used a condom.

>> No.12753120

>>12753108
>sex with a condom
literally what's the point

>> No.12753294

>>12753003
30 year old women are also fucking retarded tho

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>>12753062
That's not really worshiping it now is it?

>> No.12753680

>>12752565
Post feet

>> No.12753690

>>12752612
If she doesn't have a bidet, well, of course you shouldn't do it.

>> No.12753761

>>12752785
17 is legal pops

>> No.12754083

>>12753680
No they're mine

>> No.12754203

>>12752304
buy her the dang book, it's an amazing novella
maybe get her story of the eye too, another erotic novella

>> No.12754207
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>>12752304
Buy a copy of Venus in Furs and Submission and swap the covers.

>> No.12754252

>>12752304
be a man and tell her its crap and thats a silly book to get, she'll respect you 10x more than if you actually got it

>> No.12754254

>>12753003
I mean its only wrong if you exploit them for cheap sex and then leave them broken. If you were to marry her, raise a family and take good care of her, I don't see a problem.

>> No.12754270

Thanks for the thread.
Just ordered Venus in Furs. Going to read it myself first, and then make my gf read it.

>> No.12754392

>>12754252
I want her to crush my balls in a vice tho

>> No.12754398

>>12754252
it was crap
i prefer stories where the woman likes the man for being submissive

>> No.12755321

>>12754392
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick,
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick.

>> No.12755324

>>12754270
It ends by showing that the inevitable outcome of femdom is cuckoldry.

>>12755321
Oh god oh god I'm so fantastic

>> No.12755342

>>12754254
That's what everyone want to do with every cute girl but it almost never works out like that

>> No.12755344

>>12752304
Get it for her. It's a decent book. Doesn't necessarily mean she's gonna start domming you.
And, even if she does start domming you, there's a lot of fun to be had in the world of femdom that does not involve her losing respect for you as a man or cucking you.
Much of what I do with my gf in this genre of kink actually sort of glorifies me. Buff manly skin under rope and leather, hard cum dripping cock straining to fuck, teasing up until I'm released and then she gets her brains pounded out.
Either way make sure you're having fun.

>> No.12755379

>>12752977
>implying the average leftlib knows anything about stirner

>> No.12755395

>>12755379
>implying average people matter in discussions on political theory/philosophy

>> No.12755411

>>12753090
if that's a dude then i'm gay as fuck

>> No.12755556

>>12753008
considering how many women of all ages have mental illness, the available pool of legitimate consent-giving sexual partners is actually pretty small

>> No.12755687

>>12752358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFz50q_QmfE

>> No.12756995

>>12753063
come on, she's barely 15 anon

>> No.12757059

>>12752383
>not Justine

>> No.12757747

>>12755411
You were always gay as fuck

>> No.12757809

>>12752612
>>12752639
Based an asspilled

>> No.12757892

>>12755395
>implying that you are anything but an average, meme-raised pleb

>> No.12757915

>ywn be dominated by three slutty negresses

>> No.12757917

>>12755411
checked, faggot.

>> No.12757995

>>12752304
WTF! What shitty shoes! Bitch go no style.

>> No.12758017

>>12757915
That seems like something that would be pretty easy to make happen, if you really cared that much. There's a fuckton of Black dominatrixes and their rates tend to be lower than the White ones. You could probably set up for a full day session with all 3 of them for well under $1000.

>> No.12758120

>>12758017
>dude just pay for it lmao
lol
money>women

>> No.12758565

>>12752304
come back when your sister wants you to read The Cement Garden
getonmylevel.jpeg

>> No.12758637

>>12758565
film adaptation's sick

>> No.12758771

>>12754254
Sweet home Alabama. Neck yourself anon.

>> No.12758779

>>12753761
>Legality and morality are the same thing
Law is nothing but a human, all too human bastardisation of divine morality.

>> No.12758789

>>12758565
Why haven't you fucked your sister and experienced the purest form of love yet, anon? She's practically begging for it.

>> No.12758792
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>>12758120
Based and pic related pilled

>> No.12758809

>>12752729
>16-22
fixed

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>>12755324
>t ends by showing that the inevitable outcome of femdom is cuckoldry.


TFW I have femdom cuckold fetish

>> No.12759951

>>12759457
holy based...I want more!

>> No.12759961

>>12752729
its from 17-23 sweaty (used to be until 26-27 but makeup and rampant female alcoholism have changed this)

>> No.12760415

Everyone here is obsessed with women yet have never had a girlfriend

>> No.12760426
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>>12760415
See a correlation yet?

>> No.12760868

>>12752304
Femdom can be a lot of fun and usually doesn't lead towards cuck nonsense (aka how to torpedo a relationship). My GF and I play around with chastity and her tying me up, but also likes when I physically overpower her and fuck her brains out. The thrill for her is sort of like having a caged beast under your control rather than some pathetic beta boy like you see in femdom porn.