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Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:19:47 2019 No.12748424 [Reply] [Original]

A friend of mine is bragging about having read animal farm.

What should I do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:24:35 2019 No.12748444 Tell him kids in 8th-9th grade study it. It's at all not a major feat.

Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:24:48 2019 No.12748445

piss in a cup and drink it in front of him. say "hey man, lets be nice to trans 'people,' treat em with respect." then shit so much that the poop forms a column between your ass and the floor. at this point, continue pushing until you are lifted by your dookie into space. turn to your friend, who is climbing up this fecal jacob's ladder, and smile forgivingly, as your lungs are ripped from your chest out of your throat by the vaccum that lays beyond.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:25:34 2019 No.12748451 >>12748424 Brag to him about having read The Very Hungry Caterpillar

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:38:04 2019 No.12748499 >>12748445 Haha, wow. Soo random! xD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:39:03 2019 No.12748503 >>12748424 punch him in the gut

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:43:23 2019 No.12748524 >>12748499 Le so unique and le funy ahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:44:50 2019 No.12748530 WHO ARE THE FOUR PEOPLE PERTERSON TALKS ABOUT. I'll start. - Jung - Dostoevsky

Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:46:01 2019 No.12748533

>>12748424
bring him over to your house , wreslte with him, bind his wrists together with rope as a "joke", laugh about it haha , haha man this is a pretty funny joke, tickle his ribs a bit, haha, wow ok man thats enough haha let me go... hehe... alright... uh.. dude.. then you stuff something in his mouth, some kind of thick cloth, and secure it with something wrapped round the back of his head. then you masturbate overr his struggling body, he's trying to break out of his bonds so your legs better be strong. make sure to have your giant cock hovering in view of his resentful, terrified eyes the whole time. then, as you feel yourself getting closer, take aim at his eyes. make sure to get as much of your load on and around his opthalmic orifices as possible. he'll probably recoil and groan when it hits him. as soon as all of your white sloppy thick cum has emptied out of your penis, take your two thumbs and rub it in his eyes, making sure to get under the eyelids. hopefully, it'll set there, dry up, get all rotten. ideally it will seal his eyes shut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:54:30 2019 No.12748565 >>12748424 Punch him square in the face, prove you are above the current norm of bragging and snark

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 08:55:14 2019 No.12748569 >>12748424 tell him its nothing special

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 09:00:28 2019 No.12748589 >>12748530 freud, nietzsche

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 09:02:46 2019 No.12748600 >>12748589 Naaah I mean the 4 essentials. Not just a brief consideration.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 09:03:28 2019 No.12748603 >>12748424 Ask him to either read Road to Wigan Pier or Homage to Catalonia or shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 09:04:29 2019 No.12748608 >>12748603 >Road to Wigan Pier or Homage to Catalonia Road to Wigan Pier and Homage to Catalonia

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 09:18:50 2019 No.12748648 Give him reccs so he can get into better books, all the other posts are autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 09:24:24 2019 No.12748675 >>12748424 I wish Orwell was still around. He BTFO the worst rancid shit on the left. You can guarantee he would have written the most stunningly elegant takedown of contemporary PC culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 09:25:10 2019 No.12748680 >>12748424 It's pretty good considering that it's not only a book it's also above Young Adult(Most millennials haven't read a single book FYI)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 10:13:00 2019 No.12748860 >>12748445 > piss in a cup and drink it fucking lost it right there just imagine being english, wearing a tuxedo a monocle and having a neat mustache while thinking the above

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 10:35:14 2019 No.12748951 >>12748524 scathing literary critique from the village idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 10:37:07 2019 No.12748963 >>12748603 how about road to wigger pier and its a white dude in a du-rag

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 11:33:38 2019 No.12749279 >>12748424 It's like 70 pages long, lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 11:39:54 2019 No.12749308 >>12748530 Solzhenitsyn?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 11:48:36 2019 No.12749340 >>12748424 Orwell is shit. He's a cunt who got mad his football team in catalonia got btfo and began screaching about stalin as a result.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 11:56:21 2019 No.12749374 >>12748675 Actually Huxley's depiction of modernity fits much better than Orwell's. This is explained very well on Amusing ourselves to death by Neil Postman, I suggest you read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 12 12:23:34 2019 No.12749519 >dat cover BROTHER

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