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My friend told me that the necronomicon existed before lovecraft and i laughed in his face and told him to go read some more catcher in the rye. I hate that guy.

post stories about how you owned your ignorant illiterate friends

>> No.1274828

I would give the guy points for not knowing crap about such a shitty writer as Lovecraft.

>> No.1274836

>>1274828
I guess you're a fan of stephanie myer or micheal crichton

>> No.1274842

This thread sucks.

>> No.1274843

Lovecraft's ideas and the cthulhu mythos are really interesting and they represent a very special kind of horror for me, it's just a shame they had to be brought into text by a fairly clunky, ponderous writer like hp brownsauce

>> No.1274846

>>1274836

That's a pretty odd assumption.

Lovecraft is really bad writing. It's ok not to know anything about those stories.

>> No.1274855

lovecraft is a pretty bad writer
and his racist overtones kinda break the whole mythos to me
oh well

back to shadow of the torturer

>> No.1274869

I think he's a fine writer, but he really needed to lay off the thesaurus.

>> No.1274938

>>1274824
You sound like an ass. Yeah, you could make your friends feel stupid any time they don't know something you don't know, but I'm sure you're friends won't hang around for too long if you keep that shit up.

>> No.1274941

>>1274843
>hp brownsauce
lol

>> No.1274966

One of my friends thinks she is supersmart, but she is too lazy to read. She did read, and loved, The DaVinci Code. I borrowed it from her and read it; it totally sucked. The writing was so crappy and inept I still hiss involuntarily if I eevn see it. We discussed it, argued virulently. Had to inform her that her IQ has just gone down 30 points.

>> No.1276312

>>1274966
This isn't related to the grand scheme of the thread, but I was browsing the secondhand section of a bookstore and there were, by my recollection, 6 or 7 copies of The Da Vinci Code and 5 or 6 of Angels and Demons. I guess people share your sentiments.

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1276320

>mfw when OP doesn't know where to go to get the original 1,000 year old Necronomicon.

lol not everything can be downloaded faggot.

>> No.1276342

>>1276320
why

why would you want to read or download the necronomicon in the first place? you might think you want to read it but.. man..

>> No.1276346

Wow/ Deep&Edgy and Tybrax in one thread? It's faggot central up in here!

>> No.1276347

>>1276346
Yep, it's faggot central here, and we've got plenty of rock hard dick for everyone to suck and fuck. There's no shortage of cock here, no matter how much you crave rod! All the faggots in town love to come since we can satisfy even the most dickhungry faggot. Yep, come to /lit/ for a great time if you love gaping ass, hard rod, and oiled up firm manflesh.

>> No.1276363

>>1276347
>firm manflesh
>firm

This is /lit/ not /fit/. Most of us probably have the bodies of heavy readers as opposed to heavy lifters. You got the rest right though.