/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.1272477]

Those who post in this thread will be saved from the war.

Doubles will be predictions of the future.
Ending in 5 though means you will become a nuclear mutant.

[Anonymous No.1272482]

FOOL

BABBY VAGINA'S PROPHECIES > DOUBLES

[Anonymous No.1272484]

What?

[Anonymous No.1272488]

Ayn Rand's books are now the bible.

[Anonymous No.1272490]

>>1272484

Blind Russian woman with foresight thinks we'll die of nuclear war this month.

[Anonymous No.1272491]

>>1272488
oh god no. nooooo

[Anonymous No.1272487]

There will be no greater enemy than creamed corn.

[Anonymous No.1272492]

>>1272488
Dear god...

[Anonymous No.1272493]

>>1272490
Links? Has she been at ALL accurate before?

[Anonymous No.1272495]

>>1272488
:(
Doubles and forget what you said, we all believe Vonnegut to be God.

[Anonymous No.1272496]

world will be empty rock due to humanitys continuous neglectence of enviroment

[Anonymous No.1272499]

>>1272493

Nope.
In 2009 4 heads of stae were meant to die.
Guess how many heads of state died in 2009?

[Anonymous No.1272500]

Many thanks to the First Church of Baba Vanga.

In my dream, war comes to the Valley of Heart's Delight. Nuclear fire between the hills and all the birds will burn. Dead hands will beat on your walls.

In 2012, the eagle will fall screaming. In 2012, the eagle will fall, burning. The Paharoah moves.

[Anonymous No.1272502]

>>1272499
None?

[Anonymous No.1272503]

>>1272499
-1

[Anonymous No.1272505]

>>1272500
ok wat

[Anonymous No.1272512]

>>1272502

Give him a cigar.

It's fearmongerng bullshit, and people believe it because she predicted her brother would die in a war that killed 1 in 5 Russians.

[Anonymous No.1272513]

Everybody must listen to Ballroom Blitz 23 hours out of the day.

[Anonymous No.1272514]

>>1272512
>>1272502

Oh, by "die" I mean assassinated. Didn't fucking happen.

[Anonymous No.1272522]

>>1272488
Dubs that no one can dubs my statement and unmake Rand's position of godess of the new nuclear world. Also, if dubs, pictures of Rand are to put up everywhere in 1984 style. Also, Rand becomes the queen, never to be de-throned even with death.

[Anonymous No.1272523]

>>1272522
I mad.

[Anonymous No.1272524]

Raúl Alfonsín Head of State 13-Mar-1927 31-Mar-2009 President of Argentina, 1983-89

Omar Bongo Head of State 30-Dec-1935 7-Jun-2009 President of Gabon, 1967-2009

Kim Dae-Jung Head of State 3-Dec-1925 18-Aug-2009 South Korean President, 1998-2003

Abdurrahman Wahid Head of State 4-Aug-1940 30-Dec-2009 President of Indonesia, 1999-2001

Rodrigo Carazo Odio Head of State 27-Dec-1926 9-Dec-2009 President of Costa Rica, 1978-82

[Anonymous No.1272526]

>>1272514
Raúl Alfonsín Head of State 13-Mar-1927 31-Mar-2009 President of Argentina, 1983-89

Omar Bongo Head of State 30-Dec-1935 7-Jun-2009 President of Gabon, 1967-2009

Kim Dae-Jung Head of State 3-Dec-1925 18-Aug-2009 South Korean President, 1998-2003

Abdurrahman Wahid Head of State 4-Aug-1940 30-Dec-2009 President of Indonesia, 1999-2001

[Anonymous No.1272528]

>>1272522

>Big brother imagery for ideologue advocating for small government

[Anonymous No.1272529]

"At the turn of the century, in August of 1999 or 2000, Kursk will be covered with water, and the whole world will be weeping over it."
Kursk was the name of a large city in Russia, also the site of the largest tank battle of WWII. Nobody could understand how the city would be covered by water but the meaning was clear on August 12, 2000, when the Russian submarine, Kursk, named after the city, suffered an explosion and left the survivors for dead at the bottom of the ocean. I remember this news story well. The Russian government did nothing to try and rescue the survivors while the British and Norwegian rescue attempts failed. Baba Vanga was even able to predict the month and a 50% chance of the year this would happen.

[Anonymous No.1272530]

>>1272526
>List a bunch of people who died
>Responded to a post saying assassinated

[Anonymous No.1272532]

2010: World War 3 begins in November 2010. Starting as a regular war, it will progress to a nuclear and chemical war. Vanga says the war will be finished by October 2014.

[Anonymous No.1272533]

>>1272528
It's a post-nuclear world, I got dubs, I'll do what I want.

[Anonymous No.1272534]

>>1272526

Assassinated?

[Anonymous No.1272537]

>>1272530
Her actual prediciton was that men who could lead correctly would die in this year. It correlates in with the 2010 war prediciton.

You understand literature, yes? You also understand that there have been mistranslations. Tragically dead had been mistaken for assassinated.

[Anonymous No.1272535]

>>1272529
http://www.cracked.com/article_18836_6-eerily-specific-world-events-predicted-by-comics.html

[Anonymous No.1272539]

2011: As a result of the war, radioactive showers will destroy almost all life in the Northern Hemisphere. The remaining Europeans will face an even further threat from the Muslims who will use chemical weapons to finish them off.

[Anonymous No.1272540]

>>1272533

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.1272541]

2014: As another result of the chemicals and nuclear weapons during the war, most of the world population will have skin cancer and other skin diseases.

[Anonymous No.1272542]

2016: Europe is nearly uninhabited.

[Anonymous No.1272543]

2018: China will become the new superpower. The exploiters will become the exploited.

[Anonymous No.1272544]

>>1272537

I'm pretty sure even in Russian there's a difference between "died" and "murdered/killed/assassinated" ...

Which is a retty important distinction given that we're talking apocalyptic prophecy here.

[Anonymous No.1272548]

2023: The Earth's orbit will change.

2025: Europe is still very underpopulated.

2028: A new energy source will be found. Hunger is overcome. A manned space flight will leave for Venus.

2033: The world water levels will rise as the polar ice caps melt.

2043: Economy is good. The Muslims will run Europe.

2046: All bodily organs can be reproduced, becoming the easiest and most popular method of treatment.

2066: The U.S. uses a new climate-changing weapon on Muslim controlled Rome.

2076: Communism takes over.

2084: Nature is reborn.(??)

2088: A new disease makes you grow old in seconds.

2097: The Fast-Aging Disease is cured.

2100: Man-made sun is lighting up the dark side of the planet.

[Anonymous No.1272549]

>>1272537
Call me World War 3 happens then.

[Anonymous No.1272551]

2111: People become robots. Probably like androids.

2123: Wars between small countries. The big countries stay out of it.

2125: Signals from Space will be received in Hungary. (People will be reminded of Baba Vanga - probably due to her alien subjects)

2130: With the help of the aliens, civilizations will live underwater.

2164: Animals turn half-human.

2167: A new religion.

2170: Major drought.

2183: A colony on Mars will become a nuclear power and ask for independance from Earth. (Like the U.S. asked from England.)

2187: 2 large volcanic eruptions will be successfully stopped.

2195: The sea colonies will have energy and food.

2196: Asians and Europeans will be completely mixed.

2201: Temperatures drop as the sun's thermonuclear processes slow down.

2221: In the search for extra-terrestrial life, humans will come in contact with something terrible.

2256: A spaceship will bring a new disease to Earth.

2262: Planets will slowly change orbits. Mars will be threatened by a comet.

2271: Physics laws will be changed.

2273: White, black and yellow races will form 1 new race.

2279: Power will be obtained from nothing. (Possibly a vacuum or a black hole.)

2288: Possible time travel and alien contact.

2291: The sun grows cooler. Attempts will be made to make it hot again.

2296: Strong explosions in the sun. The forces of gravity will change. Old space stations and satellites will fall.

2299: In France, a resistance movement will rise against Islam.

[Anonymous No.1272553]

>>1272551
I sense that in the future you will stop.

[Anonymous No.1272554]

2302: Important laws and secrets of the universe are revealed.

2304: Secrets of the Moon are also revealed.

2341: Something terrible will approach Earth from Space.

2354: An accident on the artificial sun will result in drought.

2371: World hunger.

2378: A new and fast-growing race.

2480: 2 artificial (man-made) suns will collide and leave the Earth in the dark.

3005: A war on Mars will change the trajectory of the planet.

3010: A comet will hit the moon. The Earth will be surrounded by a ring of rock and ash.

3797: By this time, everything on Earth will die. However, human civilization will be advanced enough to move to a new star system.

And just when I thought this long look into a possible future by Baba Vanga was finished, I found a whole bunch of reposts of even more dates on many blogs and forums. Not sure where they originated from either. These next ones are copied since all the sites are the same - these aren't in my words, that is.

3803: A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people - they mutate.

3805: The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.

3815: The war is over.

3854: The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.

3871: New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.

3874: New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.

3878: along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.

[Anonymous No.1272557]

4302: New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.

4302: The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.

4304: Found a way to win any disease.

4308: Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.

4509: Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.

4599: People achieve immortality.

4674: The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.

5076: A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.

5078: The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.

5079: End of the World.

[Anonymous No.1272558]

>>1272551
>will take them another 300 years to hate muslims
sounds like the french to me

[Anonymous No.1272559]

>>1272553
well duh. y u mad though? this doesn't affect you other than being posted and you seeing it.

[Anonymous No.1272562]

>>1272559
I made a prediction bro, calm down.

[Anonymous No.1272564]

>>1272551

>2271: Physics laws will be changed.

Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.1272569]

>>1272562

[Anonymous No.1272573]

stephanie meyer is the reincarnation of the virgin mary
dubs

[Anonymous No.1272571]

>>1272564
Why? there are many parts of the world where crimes exist to persecute mystics, psychics and witches. Sheltered youth...

[Anonymous No.1272574]

>>1272573
failit.jpg

[Anonymous No.1272576]

>>1272571

What?

Please tell me you didn't read that as "Psychics laws"

[Anonymous No.1272577]

stephanie meyer is the reincarnation of the virgin mary
dubs

[Anonymous No.1272583]

>>1272571
lololol

[Anonymous No.1272586]

>>1272577
was their ever any doubt

[Anonymous No.1272590]

>>1272586
>their

Also, dubs and the post 7 posts down is also dubs.

[Anonymous No.1272604]

Man inexplicably loses the ability to experience pleasure through sex or masturbation. A 50 year golden age of peace, progress, and scientific discovery ensues. Shortly after, mankind goes extinct.

[Anonymous No.1272609]

>>1272604
>Man inexplicably loses the ability to experience pleasure through sex or masturbation

I instantly thought about jacking off and all that came out was a bunch of sand.

...Dubs and that happens.

[Anonymous No.1273310]

OP, еби се в гъза. Недей да постваш Ванга тука, тъпо копеле.

[Anonymous No.1273320]

>>1273310

>bulgarian