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What literature will help me get a girlfriend?

>> No.12668079

What's with all the horny teenagers on /lit/ today?

>> No.12668082
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>>12668075
Just read really heavy books bro

>> No.12668140

>>12668075
I doubt (but I could be wrong) that specific literature can help you get a girlfriend, but from personal experience, I can say that an interest in literature and books can help make a relationship more interesting and enjoyable for both of you. In simple ways. For example, my gf really likes my voice and enjoys having me read things out loud when we are in bed. Even if it's things she wouldn't personally read.

>> No.12668152

>>12668140
That's very cute and I want that

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>>12668075

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>>12668140
but i have an effete gay womanly voice
FUCK you, voicechad. i didn't ask to be belittled like this

>> No.12668244

>>12668079
>today
the reddit invasion has been going on for about a year now. please remember to report all off topic threads such as this

>> No.12668252

>>12668075
my diary desu just kidding

>> No.12668359

>>12668244
>horny teenagers are a reddit phenomenon

>> No.12668369

>>12668359
sexuality is reddit

>> No.12668374

>>12668239
I have a really high pitched voice (for a man) but I've been told many times that I have a voice for radio and my gf also likes when I read to her in bed.

>> No.12668382

>>12668374
I've been told I really have a face for radio.

>> No.12668396

>>12668369
Reddit is the most anti-sexual place on the internet. Onion boys in denial of their masculine urge to dominate women. Most people there are feministic idealists who think the genders are equal and not to mention, they're commies. No wonder everyone hates Reddit, it's an anti- free speech liberal cesspool.

>> No.12668400

>>12668396
sound like things someone who goes on reddit would know

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Why are roasties so stupid and mean bros?

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>>12668075
Be funny, kind and have friends.
None applies to me and I don't have a gf.
Just be my opposite

>> No.12668517

>>12668497
Why can't I be cool like 70's Jack?

>> No.12668544

>>12668075
Just act like Benny Profane in V.