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Why did God appoint a retard to be the Judge of his people?

>> No.12658256

Do you mess Borneo Sundress too?

>> No.12658382

>>12658253
retard strength

>> No.12658404

As someone who isn't a Jew, he troubles me as well. He gives the Philistines that retarded riddle, and then kills them for asking his slut fiancee what the answer is. Then he abandons her so she marries someone else and we get into OP's pic related. I wouldn't have a problem if it weren't for Judges 14:4, which reads:
>His father and mother didn’t realize the Lord was at work in this, creating an opportunity to work against the Philistines, who ruled over Israel at that time.
It makes it seem like God is sanctioning what appears to be a facially unjust action.

>> No.12658411

>>12658253
Because God is BASED and REDPILLED

>> No.12658449

>>12658253
Samson killed anyone who wrote differently

>> No.12658487

>>12658253
It amazes me how the world was duped into taking the tribal god of ancient israelites to be the ultimate deity.

does anyone have that depiction of yahweh with the donkey dick? that's literally what the authors of the old testament had in mind when they wrote all their stuff.

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>>12658487
lol

>> No.12659564

>>12659420
kek that's the one.

imagine if you showed this to Thomas Aquinas.

>> No.12659889

>>12658253
Imagine if a retard appeared in our society and BTFO'd all our contrmporary enemies in SPITE of totardism.

We'd say "no way Chris Chan stopped all ISIS and MS13 all by himself. Did he say God was helping? Anyone here got a pamphlet about this "God"?" This is the long game: the tard and his audience and his enemies all get to know that GOD is real, God is watching, and God has fucking HAD IT.

Even Delilah asked Samson "where do you get your strength?" Which she logically would not if he was 9' with biceps like sacks of potatoes.

Samson is a walking advert for following Jehovah.

>> No.12659915

>>12659564
>>12659420
>>12658487
You are fucking retarded. There’s a reason everyone ignores your posts

>> No.12660193

>>12659564
haha
>>12659915
angry xtian has no counter but name calling as usual
no wonder your god forbade images of himself lmao

>> No.12660472

>>12658487
Elyion is the god of the Old Testament
Yahweh is the thunder god (Thor)
Yahweh defeats El the father. The Old Testament is literally a pagan pantheon.

>> No.12660500

>>12659915
you sound threatened.

upset that your whole spiritual outlook literally stems from barely cognizant primitives scribbling about giant avatars in the sky who occasionally come down to fuck cows and carve rules into stone tablets?

>> No.12660503

>>12660500
Upset that your REDDDITTTTTTT

>> No.12660637

>>12660500
Where did you get the "come down and fuck cows" bit?

>> No.12660675

>>12658253
He works in mysterious ways lmao

>> No.12660676

>>12660637
His ass

>> No.12661267

>>12658487
Well Jews are a very small section of the Abrahamic tradition and were followed by far more efficient and theologically sound traditions that actively yell at Jews for being retarded.

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>>12658487
I am amazed how hypocritical fagans can be.

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>>12660637
From his enlightened mind. He is a fedora (tm) after all.

>> No.12661334

>>12661287
>mfw no genderbender loki g/bf
why even live