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[Anonymous No.12646511]

>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
He owned a motorcycle, so what could I say?
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I used to wish I was a ballerina. Now I only wish I was dead.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I love high heels, but I still hate men for making me wear them.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"The oppression never ends," she said as she sipped her latte and read Foucault.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
My hair looks terrible today.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2,000 pages about how her mother was terrible but her father was more terrible.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"I would never published under a male pseudonym," she said while scratching her bald head.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"People are so disconnected these days," she said to the succulent on her window-sill before crying into a pillow.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4,000 pages about an older man treating a young woman kind of badly but not too badly.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
She couldn't help but find James Deen attractive and she hated him for it.
>How many female novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The worst translation of the Odyssey in the history of literature. Nominated for 14 national awards.

[Anonymous No.12646518]

lol FUCK roasties!!

[Anonymous No.12646536]

>>12646511

I unironically believe that society does mold women in a perverse way but the perversion is in making them neurotic and lacking confidence.

Then they go on to write neurotic garbage shit obsessed with absolutely inane horseshit. I thought about what the most annoying facets of a woman can be, for the ones I dislike, and it is overwhelmingly linked to self obsessed neuroticism. Never do those people explore big ideas, they wallow in their own neurosis.

[Anonymous No.12646567]

Girls are good and I like them

[Anonymous No.12646587]

>>12646567
Based. I think women are really cute, and also soft.

[Anonymous No.12646597]

>>12646511
>YOU
>YOU IN THE BACK
>WHO SAID YOU COULD LAUGH

[Anonymous No.12646787]

It’s unfortunate that women can’t be funny, and yet you still managed to be even less humorous than big milky jewish chick