SEXY LIBRARIANS

[Anonymous No.12588136]

[Anonymous No.12588139]

>>12588136

[Anonymous No.12588148]

post what you have

[Anonymous No.12588153]

This is a christian board. Please refrain from posting lewd and/or sexual materials.

[Anonymous No.12588154]

has anyone here ever fucked a librarian?

[Anonymous No.12588158]

>>12588154
I wish

[Anonymous No.12588164]

>>12588153
sorry, hide the thread if you're not into it

[Anonymous No.12588168]

>>12588136
10,000,000% disgusted

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oEULhtSEDhe No.12588171]

>>12588148
Can’t see the books in any of these, ut this I can’t even see her. Terrible shoot

[Anonymous No.12588172]

>>12588136

[Anonymous No.12588177]

>>12588154
i fucked an MFA graduated in creative writing a few times. she was alright. fucking moron when it came to relationships though.

[Anonymous No.12588178]

>>12588136
>>12588164
this is a work safe board. you will be banned

[Anonymous No.12588183]

>>12588171
they probably don't waste money on real books, I imagine they use props

[Anonymous No.12588192]

>>12588178
eep sorry! I'll just post my less explicit ones

[Anonymous No.12588200]

>>12588136
can anyone contribute?

[Anonymous No.12588214]

>>12588136

[Anonymous No.12588228]

bump

[Anonymous No.12588235]

[Anonymous No.12588244]

>>12588228
>bumping a jezebel thread that belongs on a red board
certainly NOT patrician

[Anonymous No.12588246]

>>12588136
heres one for the ladies

[Anonymous No.12588259]

>>12588136

[Anonymous No.12588267]

>>12588246
There are no ladies here. That one's for the poofters.

[Anonymous No.12588270]

[Anonymous No.12588286]

[Anonymous No.12588290]

>sexy liberrian thread
>stupid crossboarders from v and tv post unhealthy looking bitches near books, few to none of which look like they hold strong or good opinions on the Congress v Dewey classifications
You don't even like women, we get it, why involve books and liberriens of all people? Do you have any idea how ill equipped you are to understand what a dunderhead you are? No, of course not, not a notion.

[Anonymous No.12588292]

[Anonymous No.12588298]

>>12588290
>>sexy liberrian thread
>liberrian
who's the dunderhead now buddy

[Anonymous No.12588304]

>>12588298
Oh you're new.

[Anonymous No.12588313]

>>12588304
yes
YES

[Anonymous No.12588314]

>>12588136
>some boomber slut with a bashed in pussy sucking off a tattooed boomer chad that probably can count the books he read with his fingers
>>12588139
>some cheap porn slut being herself in front of a bookshelf
>>12588148
Now that's a tiny bit less gross and more authentic.
>>12588164
>another erotic model ruining a leather armchair that doesn't belong into a library with her ridiculous whore heels
>>12588172
>some erotica bitch trying and failing to hide her age
>>12588183
>an artifact-ridden porn screencap with a bookcase in the background
>>12588200
Too old but it doesn't look totally fake at least.

Who gets off to this shit? Just make a cringe thread next time.

[Anonymous No.12588321]

>>12588292

[Anonymous No.12588324]

>>12588314
Please don't talk about women like that, especially librarians.

[Anonymous No.12588327]

>>12588246
This horrifies me on a primal level.
A man that looks as though he's from a romcom naked, threatening you to stay quiet in a decrepit house of disarray. Horrifying.

[TSJ !ujoY1xUXb. No.12588331]

Can't you guys do this on /b/?

[Anonymous No.12588333]

Best thread on /lit/ ATM. Got any with a copy of Infinite Jest in them?

[Anonymous No.12588336]

One day im gonna ask out my local librarian and we will kiss

[Anonymous No.12588337]

>>12588324
>Stop pointing out how I can treat these women as objects and how I seem to choose the skinny fat starved and diseased ones to imagine mating with something
If you're going to stop treating them like objects, you're going to have to talk to the guy who thinks Dewey has any points against the LoC system >>12588290

[Anonymous No.12588352]

mod mods moderators admin administrator jan jannies jani janitors B.S. in janitorial sciences plez

[Anonymous No.12588360]

>>12588333
Na but you might appreciate this one
>>12588246

[MODERATOR No.12588366]

>>12588352
Yo wassup? Nice thread OP

[Anonymous No.12588370]

>librarian thread
>zero librarians
>just Americans proximate to their kyptonite
I can't wait for France to wake up

[Anonymous No.12588376]

[Anonymous No.12588378]

>>12588360
Don't worry I found one

[Anonymous No.12588385]

>>12588378
Oh shit nice

[Anonymous No.12588393]

>>12588378

[Anonymous No.12588394]

>>12588376
cute!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12588395]

I'm sure this is a test for the jannies of /lit/ and they failed

[Anonymous No.12588405]

[Anonymous No.12588419]

[Anonymous No.12588425]

>>12588246
>nightwood by djuna barnes
based

[Anonymous No.12588427]

>>12588395
It looks like a twelve year old who thinks this impresses anyone with an adult life.

[Anonymous No.12588434]

>>12588427
no you

[Anonymous No.12588437]

>>12588136
excuse me.

pardon me.

HELLLLOOOOO.

this is a board for decent, upstanding readers like myself.

please take your debauchery elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.12588443]

>>12588434
>catch me by the chicken books ;)

[Anonymous No.12588450]

>>12588246
sex is an act of intimacy with another person whom your desire for them is primal in nature. Two men on speed had the same sexually driven thoughts. So unlike every other male in this position...one of them decided to go for a homosexual move toward 5e other dude ...he enjoyed the sexual act and in a scenario where you were a pussy slaying male, and now you've received a sexual act from another male and granted you may have had thought of...is this gay? I mean Steve's my. Best friend..we do things together everyday...I suppose it's ok to Receive a blowjob from him because we're bet friends and if I have to be honest....I enjoyed that faggot suckfest he did more then the sun and the moon. But now, I've received my pleasure Nd now he I readying his pecker for an upcoming performance called "straight male...or closer homosexual. So you could go thru with suckin hi pecker but only out of a unspoken law of pleasuring, you return the favor no matter what, so quick and simple... twenty min later your looking in the mirror at your facial features checking for gay spots or abnormal features thtcould hve attributed to the extent of how much pleasure wa gotten from performing an act of friendly kindness. I'm not gay..I don't even wanna swallow his cum until he told me I needed to. So I got a stomach cavity filled with a potential civilization worth of living seeds who if they had been introduced onto a woman they would instinctively do what sperm does...race to the egg. So In a guy...the jiz sits in hi stomach cavity being actively broken down by chemicals and it goes from being your friends entire bloodline of human eggs to soup your body absorbs for nutrients. Moral of the story, if your ever with a guy, idc if he ur best friend Brother, guardian angel....never ever be curious of his appendage.

[Anonymous No.12588452]

you guys will like this one

[Anonymous No.12588456]

>>12588434
>You can pay young women a couple of bucks (if that) to expose themselves near books that cost more than their exposure
>I BET THAT WILL MAKE ME A BRO AND SEEM COOL
Really, dude, if you're not twelve, rethink yourself. Even if you're twelve, you're already _that_ kid. Stop doing that before you're known for it.

[Anonymous No.12588475]

>>12588456
To others, the universe seems decent because decent people have welded eyes. That is why they fear lewdness. They are never frightened by the crowing of a rooster or when strolling under a starry heaven. In general, people savor the "pleasures of the flesh" only on the condition that they may be insipid.

[Anonymous No.12588481]

OK last one

[Anonymous No.12588487]

>>12588452
Get out of here sodomite, what's next, DIALECTICS?

[Anonymous No.12588489]

>>12588475
>I'll ignore the wages and trafficking issues
You seem to be a cunt.

[Anonymous No.12588493]

>>12588376
I'll admit it, I want to lick her thighs.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oEULhtSEDhe No.12588498]

>>12588443
LOL. I saw that too.

This pic is from /lit/ 2011. We wuz classier back then.

[Anonymous No.12588500]

>>12588168
Did she step in high molarity acid when she was young? What a fuggin butterfeets

[Anonymous No.12588505]

>>12588259
Do librarians really leave their shoes on in the US? That's so weird and neurotic.

[Anonymous No.12588512]

>>12588489
Raunchy library photoshoots: a harrowing staple of the human trafficking industry

[Anonymous No.12588518]

>>12588505
Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.12588524]

>>12588505
US librarians usually take off all their clothing. How else would these photos come about?

[Anonymous No.12588533]

>>12588136
why do lit bitches always have big areolas?

[Anonymous No.12588545]

this fantasy (dominate women with intellectual superiority) is an embarrassment to literature l

[Anonymous No.12588546]

>>12588533
they grow when you read

[Anonymous No.12588555]

>>12588512
>None of my porn is made by the Russian mob
Kek, yes, I'm sure you're just paying money to reputable producers with good worker terms and conditions, and not getting free distributions from whoever can show you tits like a desperate preteen trying to prove maturity to himself and peers. Those credit card charges must be a bitch tho, since you care about nobody getting beaten

[Anonymous No.12588559]

>>12588545
woah buddy no one said anything about domination, most of these librarians are making coyly suggestive poses

[Anonymous No.12588561]

>>12588450
whence didst thou purloin this raw pasta? haste thee to help me

[Anonymous No.12588572]

>>12588555
I'm sorry, but your sentence structure is so muddled up I can barely understand what you're trying to tell me.

[Need help No.12588582]

>>12588561
I wish it were the case my firnd, not pasta, real life, real experiences Once you fall off the heterosexual train and ask if you can compare them side by side...your not gonna get bsck on that locomotive because it's built to respond when a male thinks twice about his life and maybe doesn't want flaccid cocks in his mouth when he's fifty....well you ain't getting Off. The. Next stop is 13 years away and during those years...you learn to get friendly and not awkward around the penis...eventually your jacking him off so intensely it's like your trying to get it to confes something...but the confession is slay the same, a queer shotglass worth of tadpole humans sprayed across your face and chest. This moment Is when the. Train is reaching the mans destination finally...the locomotive stops and the doors open snd like s scene from a movie his wife is there waiting with pure joy and bliss to have her manly man back who is a prize catch concernin whst others couples think when they see them. So, the question that is lingering..Is he still the alpha male whom all other men compare to....or is he a man who's living a play starring hi wife kids home and job..but his true self is a cock swallowing , women's undergarments and pleasure himself in the mirrow while sporting a beautiful,y designed thong that rides up the abdomen to show it off and let people know...hey this I my wife Lauren and my two boy Jeff Nd Ryan. Great kids...but do you have anyone yourself? No?
nbehold the female beauty

[Anonymous No.12588584]

>>12588572
Well, you hardly came here to read; one might as well believe the twelve year old with Playboy that he really wanted the articles, or, if you're his peer, that Playboy is hardcore and edgy, if one were to credit that.

[Anonymous No.12588589]

>>12588572
you rationalize your consumption of porn by believing that all porn actresses are well-paid and physically and emotionally supported, while in fact much of the B-tier is filled with drug addiction, poor working conditions, STDs (especially herpes), and the occasional trafficking victim

[Anonymous No.12588594]

>>12588584
woah, check out, ms woolf; over here

[Anonymous No.12588595]

>>12588582
Tommy, is that you? If yes, publish something good. If not, you know you could be published right? just clean up the prose a little, this is art, not a grapefruit lesson

[Anonymous No.12588597]

>>12588594
>I really get triggered by literature
We noticed the porn spamming like a kid in a tizzy, yes.

[Anonymous No.12588602]

>>12588597
What a neat way of writing you have, yes.

[Need help No.12588607]

>>12588595
Tommy who? I dont get the reference, I dont post here often,

only reason Im even rambling about this is because recently eent trhough something that Im still pissed off about that related to the subject, at hand, while at a buddies house And went to my buddy's house where he couldn't stay with another guy because to his uncle to he lived with, that was gay. So a tent was erected in his backyard, a two person blue generic tent. They both went in me made their drug fueled minds relaxed enough to where they decided to have homosexual intercourse with the neighbors. There were no neighbors and they ended up using each other as warming instruments. This attempt at survival spark a erotic new action which was death could occur not inside the hospital but in the halls. And was wheeled half a mile around to let doctors and patients say their goodbye. Disclaimer, all of my material shared on this platform is purely for fun snd receiving information on important moments of my life. Hope everyone enjoys it and maybe will help you Bette your life through insight provided .

[Anonymous No.12588634]

>2 am
>can't sleep
>go downstairs to browse /lit/ for a while
>literally 4 porn threads up with over 100 replies
euro hours really are trash

[Anonymous No.12588641]

>be me
>in library checking the books
>hear qt whispering down my neck
>"wow anon those are some big books you're looking at"
>OH AHA ITS A-ABOUT QUALITY NOT SIZE
blew it

[Anonymous No.12588646]

>>12588634
/lit/ gone wild

[Anonymous No.12588649]

>>12588136
>>12588153
This. Don’t try to break my 10hrs of chastity op

[Anonymous No.12588654]

>>12588634
Where are the other 3? I don't see them.

[Anonymous No.12588665]

>you see your dream girl reading at the bus stop
whats she reading?

[Anonymous No.12588673]

>>12588164
She does Mommy JOI vids now if anyone likes that sort of stuff,haha

[Anonymous No.12588690]

>>12588393
haha funny marshall from the hit comedy series How i met your mother

[Anonymous No.12588691]

>>12588136
2 hours and 89 replies later this thread is still up. I hate this place so much.

[Anonymous No.12588702]

>>12588691
Jannies are busy deleting loli threads on /tv/ and /v/

[JANITOR No.12588711]

>>12588702
We're here. We like the sexy librarians.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oEULhtSEDhe No.12588712]

>>12588691
>Says the frog poster.

I'd delete ya both

[Anonymous No.12588720]

>>12588712
>says the butterfly poster
just kidding you seem ok

[Anonymous No.12588737]

>>12588691
maybe the janors are protesting the poor working conditions

[Anonymous No.12588739]

>>12588737
maybe they're busying enjoying the content

[Anonymous No.12588741]

>>12588739
They can't be that hard up for nudes

[Anonymous No.12588743]

Well I just jacked off.
Still pretty much empty inside.

[Anonymous No.12588752]

>>12588741
Not just any nudes!

[Anonymous No.12588758]

>>12588743
what did you expect

[Anonymous No.12588766]

>>12588758
Actually the orgasm was better than expected.
Got some good distance on the shot compared to normal.

[Anonymous No.12588774]

OP really is a genius though, we really take for granted how much the slower boards rely on user moderation. I bet if you hit some of the 20 posts a day boards with something like this they would be utterly powerless to stop you since Im sure most of those don't even have local board mods equipped to deal with that and there wouldn't be enough posters available to report it into a global mod's attention

[Anonymous No.12588814]

midnight librarians is a kino porn film especially the bit where they have to take everyone's temperature but forgot their thermometers so they have to use their tongues

[Anonymous No.12588838]

>>12588752
Worse than Snapchat nudes. Yeah, nudes, but like one of them is cute and young.

[Anonymous No.12588841]

>>12588691
t.pseud

[Anonymous No.12588852]

>>12588774
>>12588774
Thanks bro but I wouldn't call myself a "genius"! That being said, I am extremely clever: a budding polymath of sorts. IQ? Don't ask, such a test is no real measure of intellect (especially not of mine; the particularly boundary bending breed of psychic fury). But if I had to guess? At least 130, probably comfortably sitting in the 140s.

[Anonymous No.12588859]

I'm only interested in their bare feet desu...

[Anonymous No.12588879]

true librarians wear black pantyhose while facesitting and stepping on cock

[Anonymous No.12588880]

>>12588136
kek

[Anonymous No.12588902]

Do your job jannies

[Anonymous No.12588904]

>3 hours and 11 minutes
>110 replies
noice

[Anonymous No.12588907]

>>12588376
>dude
dames out for a dash down to the bookden, hiking their skirts and clumsily dropping their shoes so as to bend most fastidiously downwards and pick them up. those beautiful legs. shh!!!

[Anonymous No.12588908]

>>12588902
I was given a 5 min ban, so they are around lol

[Anonymous No.12588909]

There has been exactly 1 attractive chick posted in this entire thread. Get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.12588910]

>>12588136
Why hasn't this crap been deleted yet? It's just dull and crass.

[Anonymous No.12588913]

>>12588910
Dull people see dull things.

[Anonymous No.12588914]

>>12588909
class or clan you fucking blackguard, see how you like it