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[Anonymous No.1257885]

So for my psych class I have to break a social norm

I know this is done in many classes because ive already spent 4 or so hours researching. So Ive gotten a lot of suggestions but nothing I think that is good enough.

I'm a pretty outgoing person, so there are lots of options

Although nothing that can get myself arrested! lol

[Anonymous No.1257891]

examples include things like:

standing opposite in the elevator
sitting in the elevator
offering change to people dressed as a bum
eating ice cream with a knife and spoon

[Anonymous No.1257898]

for tits guys???

[Anonymous No.1257901]

pick nose in public

[Anonymous No.1257900]

>>1257891
>>1257891
>Eating ice cream with a knife and spoon
Some things are social norms because the alternatives are retarded.

[Anonymous No.1257903]

Here's a good idea: kill yourself. (assuming you're not Japanese)

[Anonymous No.1257904]

>>1257900
no shit
hence
norm-al

[Anonymous No.1257905]

Wear clothing that is clearly intended for the opposite gender.

You know you want to; don't try to deny it.

[Anonymous No.1257912]

>>1257905
That's actually becoming a lot more normal nowadays in case you haven't noticed

[Anonymous No.1257913]

>>1257904
>he thinks that becomes somethings normal that it isn't retarded
laughingbitches.jpg

[Anonymous No.1257916]

>>Wear clothing that is clearly intended for the opposite gender.

i consider this normal

[Anonymous No.1257922]

Wear absolutely filthy clothing to class

[Anonymous No.1257923]

I considered handing the cashier at the store every item in my basket one at a time and seeing how the people in line reacted, along with the cashier and bagger.

eh?

[Anonymous No.1257925]

>>1257923
yeah and you could like, hide a camera somewhere too and then put the videos on youtube . it could make a great tv show

[Anonymous No.1257929]

>>1257922

Unfortunately doing something in class wont work because I only have my psych class this semester and he said we can't do it in class because we'll see it coming.

EFFORT +100 THO

[Anonymous No.1257940]

dont shower..

[Anonymous No.1257942]

So for my psych class I have to break a social norm

examples include things like:

taking a shit in the middle of the street
jerking off in my psych class
killing and eating somebody's pet
arson
refusing to do an academic assignment that everybody else in the class is going to do

[Anonymous No.1257947]

>>1257940
>>1257922
You have no idea how many people actually do this hsit

[Anonymous No.1257957]

>>1257942

[Anonymous No.1257961]

encouragement?
yes.

[Anonymous No.1257969]

Just don't do the assignment. The teacher is testing you, and your fellow classmates. If you don't do it, you'll be breaking a social norm, therefore getting the best grade.

[Anonymous No.1257981]

>>1257969
this doesn't sound half bad actually

[Anonymous No.1257990]

>>1257981
just another reason people take psych majors so seriously.

[Anonymous No.1257991]

>>1257981
Yep, and you'll also be creating a wacky paradox that will blow everyone's mind

[Anonymous No.1258001]

>>1257991
And the funny thing is that if the majority thinks of doing it then it WON'T be breaking a social norm and you'll all fail lmao

[Anonymous No.1258022]

I am eating a steak for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.1258027]

>>1258022
Lots of people do that. It's pretty good with eggs

[Anonymous No.1258030]

And don't try to go all breakfast for dinner on me because literally everyone does that all the goddamn time

[Anonymous No.1258031]

i considered dressing up as a princess and insisting i was a princess from another time and i dont know where i am.

[Anonymous No.1258033]

Engage in consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.1258037]

Wear your clothes back to front, and reverse your shoes, toe to heel, it'll be hard to walk, but I guarantee it'll be a winner

[Anonymous No.1258038]

>>1258033
Now that's just going too far.

[Anonymous No.1258041]

Eat pages of books, when people question what you are doing, tell them you are breaking down the information into an easier to understand format.

attempt to handstand to and from psych class. Tell people it's too cliche to walk on your legs

shower (with trunks to avoid public nudity) in the rain

bring platonic kissing back into popularity

eat, run, lift random heavy objects, and sleep, suggest you are living a more natural lifestyle

I dont know fuck

[Anonymous No.1258047]

Walk in to class, say hello, and plant a huge wet kiss on your teacher's lips. Regardless of their sex, sexuality, age or color. That ought to do it.

[Anonymous No.1258048]

>eat, run, lift random heavy objects, and sleep, suggest you are living a more natural lifestyle

[Anonymous No.1258052]

Run everywhere and bring platonic kissing back into popularity.

I like those two.

Also do not adhere to layed out paths, and ignore arbitrary barriers and small fences.

[Anonymous No.1258055]

nothing sexual , i can get sued for that shit.

anyhow, more tits for you.

[Anonymous No.1258057]

>>1258052
>Also do not adhere to layed out paths, and ignore arbitrary barriers and small fences.
Ever heard of parkour?

[Anonymous No.1258056]

>Also do not adhere to layed out paths, and ignore arbitrary barriers and small fences.

this is normal for me

[Anonymous No.1258058]

Wear shoes on your hands

[Anonymous No.1258060]

Hug everyone. LIterally everyone.

[Anonymous No.1258062]

so lets go over my current ideas that i might do and i planned on doing more than one and going with the best ones:

a. walking backwards around the market
b. carrying an easter basket to shop with
c. handing items one at a time to cashier
d. talking to random people like i know them
e. no do the assignment and potentially fail
f. ucking something better pls!

votes?
remember we're going for the best, and easiest thing i could write about here. and its one a two pager but it can'tbe like "people just were like, wtfnigz? so i left"

[Anonymous No.1258066]

>>1258060
>>1258058
considerable things to consider.

[Anonymous No.1258068]

>>1258062
I say
>e. no do the assignment and potentially fail
is your best choice because:
A) Not many people will think of it, if any, and
B) It requires you to do nothing but be a smartass.

[Anonymous No.1258070]

>>1258062
>talking to random people like i know them
peopel do this all the time where I come form

[Anonymous No.1258072]

Uh, not that I mind, but when did this turn into a porn thread?

[Anonymous No.1258075]

go to the super market and start putting your items in someone else's basket/cart.

[Anonymous No.1258079]

Walk backwards all day with your clothes on back tofront

[Anonymous No.1258078]

Do the assignment. but don't hand it in.

If you fail, explain it all and then hand in the finished assignment.

If you nail it, then come back and give us all something to say thank you for the idea.

Stand in one spot and look directly up for awhile.

use a camera, and pretend/film things that are absolutely mundane and regular, but as if it were an alien invasion to you.

In less busy childrens playgrounds (so that your size doesn't cause injury to smaller children by accident), use the equipment (this is legal so long as there isn't a sign indicating an age limit).

wear a backpack on your front/chest.

Dress smart, neaten up and act in 'crude' ways. inc. rap music through speakers in public areas, walking 'loose', parkour (or your limit of such)....

Actually anything you do, do it dressed very smart and neat (including slick hair etc).

[Anonymous No.1258081]

Go onto crowded, packed public transport and start asking people without reason to give up their seats.

[Anonymous No.1258082]

>>1258068
actually i found three accounts of people saying that they did just that. or they turned in a blank sheet of paper.

unfortunately, my teacher even gave us a rubric. I have a C average in the class due to an emergency I had and I cant afford to get a failing grade for this.

>>1258072
I said I would provide! >>1257898

[Anonymous No.1258090]

>>1258078
>use a camera, and pretend/film things that are absolutely mundane and regular, but as if it were an alien invasion to you.

IT'S A DOUBLE RAINBOW!!

[Anonymous No.1258091]

>>1258078
I cannot argue with your logic.

However.

We have to turn it into a computerized thing that tells the teacher how much we plagerized. So I wouldn't be able to turn it in before because he'd know I actually did the report. But if he didn't take my "haha no report for joo!" thing and shit he might take the letter grade off for not handing it in online! lol
you see where im comin from?

[Anonymous No.1258100]

>>1258081
>>1258081
>>1258079

[Anonymous No.1258102]

Write the entire report in another language.

[Anonymous No.1258127]

Proposition your instructor

[Anonymous No.1258130]

Spend a day saying everything on your mind, completely honestly, with no filter. This is the most revolutionary thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.1258137]

>>1258127
>proposition

is this a verb?

[Anonymous No.1258140]

>>1258137
yes

[Anonymous No.1258145]

>>1258137
this is /lit/ right

yes it's a word
in this context it carries the connotation of asking someone for sexual favors

[Anonymous No.1258146]

>>1258102
I like this one

[Anonymous No.1258150]

>>1258137
No, it's a Prostitute verb.

[Anonymous No.1258151]

>>1258140
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861736475/proposition.html

[Anonymous No.1258154]

>>1257885

Dress as Daphne for Halloween and have your mother blog about it.

[Anonymous No.1258156]

>>1258146
>>1258102
I concurr. I shall add this to my list of possible things to do. I dont know another language but I know a puerto rican..... same thing ya?

[Anonymous No.1258157]

>>1258102
That's not breaking a social norm, that's being a smart-ass. I wouldn't risk it, "psych" is awfully close to "physics".

[Anonymous No.1258161]

>>1258157
well it might work

my teacher lived in Ecuador for a while and knows spanish pretty well.

[Anonymous No.1258163]

Hand your paper into your professor.

Already graded.

Through his window.

Tied to a brick.

[Anonymous No.1258165]

>>1257961

>new desktop

[Anonymous No.1258167]

>>1258163
>>1258163
>>1258163
i like your spunk

although its the third floor

[Anonymous No.1258169]

If you're a man, wear a dress.

There, easy.

and surprisingly comfortable

[Anonymous No.1258170]

>>1258165
glad i could help

[Anonymous No.1258176]

write a copmetely random story with lots of madeup words
then translate the whole thing to portugese, using something like google translate. or something worse.

[page 15 poster !!/uzfmgv+d1d No.1259586]

lol op why you trying to get arressted just read bridge and pejudice it will fix your view on all life and get fixed for free

also check my dubs please :P xx

[Anonymous No.1259595]

Don't show up to class and claim it as going against the norm. Try to get a friend to record the lecture or for their notes, etc.