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>be Mario Vargas Llosa
>be Peruvian
>be a good novelist
>be right-wing
>be a presidential candidate for Peru in 1990
>retarded Peruvians hate you so much they read your sex/violence passages in the radio just to scare voters
>lose the election to some Jap whose parents are cousins or something (Alberto Fujimori Fujimori) and who doesn't even have Native American nor Spanish blood
>become the national laughing stock
>move to Spain
>20+ years later, Fujifag, after fleeing to Japan like a filthy rat and being extradited, the now almost-eight-years-old is sentenced to 25 years in prison for corruption, murder, human rights violation, and so on, while you win the FUCKING NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE
>tfw Peru lost the opportunity to have a writer president and instead went for a filthy rat

Vargas Llosa is a badass and easily the best Hispanic American novelist.

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