This literally exists

[Anonymous No.12574855]

https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Elliot_Rodger

[Anonymous No.12574868]

>>12574855
What a disgusting piss hand kike

[Anonymous No.12574885]

>>12574855
LITTLE DONNIE DUMB DUMB
ABOUT TO BE THROWN OUT OF THE WHITEHOUSE
ON HIS BIG FAT BUMBUM

Now this is poetry

[Anonymous No.12574887]

honestly, this is probably one of the most authentic folk sources for the human condition in modern society.

he doesn't write particularly well, but he expresses his ugly truths of racial inferiority, atomization, loneliness etc. with perfect candour.

[Anonymous No.12574889]

Grug sure is pissed off these days

[Anonymous No.12574954]

>Someone like Elliot Rodger is not an alien from outer space. He is not something foreign that we can condemn and denounce away. He is not some primitive barbarian on the peripheries of civilization. He is produced by the society around him.

https://jacobitemag.com/2018/05/21/the-aeneid-for-incels/

[Anonymous No.12574972]

>>12574954
I really do want a full series production anime called The Supreme Gentleman starring him

[Anonymous No.12575041]

>>12574972
I thought this was a retarded/meme post, but if it were made into a comedy, it might work, except the ending, and the general aversion to something so tasteless. Other than those elements, the manifesto gives plenty of material. The style would be similar to WataMote, and would just be his frustrations with not getting laid.

[Anonymous No.12575047]

>>12574887
keep telling yourself that you homosexual little fuckwit

[Anonymous No.12575052]

>>12575041
or it could be like that rachel corrie play, lol
do zoomers know rachel corrie

[Anonymous No.12575053]

>>12574855
>Only documented approach of a Woman in Autobiography
>One time, as I was walking across the huge bridge that connected the two campuses, I passed by a girl I thought was pretty and said “Hi” as we neared each other. She kept on walking and didn’t even have the grace to respond to me. How dare she! That foul bitch. I felt so humiliated that I went to one of the school bathrooms, locked myself in a toilet stall, and cried for an hour.

[Anonymous No.12575056]

>>12574855
YO LIL DONNIE

[Anonymous No.12575060]

>>12575052
Nigga only play I know is assplay

[Anonymous No.12575065]

>>12575053
>Hi
bold move

[Anonymous No.12575074]

>>12575053
>How dare she! That foul bitch.

bro! i read that in the voice of david colaci, the reader for the celine audiobooks, that is EXACTLY the kind of shit celine would say (in translation naturally)

[Anonymous No.12575097]

>>12574855
Is Elliot Rodger the D.H. Lawrence of the 21st century?

[Anonymous No.12575107]

>>12575074
Oh right, based Rodger is literally the Celine of our time.

[Anonymous No.12575110]

>Women are not drawn to indicators of evolutionary fitness. If they were, they'd be all over me.
I don't care what you think about Elliot Rodger, this is fucking poetry

[Anonymous No.12575116]

>>12574855
>Women are not drawn to indicators of evolutionary fitness. If they were, they'd be all over me.
lmao

[Anonymous No.12575117]

>>12574954
>bro i seriously am the fucking Underground Man

[Anonymous No.12575119]

>>12575107
he kind of is

[Anonymous No.12575121]

>>12574954
Screenshot of article?

[Anonymous No.12575122]

>>12574855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-gQ3aAdhIo

>people take this clown seriously
America was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.12575129]

>>12575122
his dad had hollywood connects and his mom was a hooker to the stars, he should have tried to get some acting gigs, holy shit he is sooo fucking gay, i would say this is a skit for youtube, except he actually fuckin did it, lmao

[Anonymous No.12575136]

>>12575122
He talks like a real life Patrick Bateman, it's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.12575143]

>>12575129
his dad was the 2nd unit director to the first hunger games movie. the guy was rich and priviledged. but of course he just had to blew it all because "muh i dont get poosy, chicks = bad :'("

[Anonymous No.12575149]

>>12575136
minus the cleverness and wit and humour

[Anonymous No.12575172]

>>12575149
I'm talking about his cadence, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.12575175]

>>12575121
Jacobite is an honest site, no ads. Click on it pls, they deserve it :(

[Anonymous No.12575176]

>>12575172
oh alright, you could've specified, though.

[Anonymous No.12575181]

>>12575047
retard

[Anonymous No.12575190]

>>12574889
I mean, it's got a good refrain

[Anonymous No.12575196]

>>12575053
What a pussy.

[Anonymous No.12575200]

If Ron and Elliott made a child and that child wrote a book what would that book be like?

[Anonymous No.12575207]

>>12575053
>“Hi” as we neared each other. She kept on walking and didn’t even have the grace to respond to me. How dare she! That foul bitch. I felt so humiliated that I went to one of the school bathrooms, locked myself in a toilet stall, and cried for an hour.
Holy fuck, how is this even real.

[Anonymous No.12575212]

>>12575190
I don't think he actually wrote it, probably it was someone from /tv/

[Anonymous No.12575214]

>>12575207
that shit is rad af right

[Anonymous No.12575220]

>I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it.

Based and Kantpilled

[Anonymous No.12575224]

>>12575053
as an actual autist i remember this one time someone randomly greeted me and i was so taken aback by it that i barely managed to murmer out a hello, which he obviously didn't hear because he repeated "i said hi!" in a playful manner. i realized i had to raise my voice and act more confident but i raised my voice too high and basically shouted I SAID HELLO. he must have thought i was the most rude person on earth.

[Anonymous No.12575236]

>>12575220
at least he was aware of his own resentment, but maybe thats why he couldnt use some excuse for voluntary celibacy as a cope, too self aware, but at the same time totally not

[Anonymous No.12575238]

>>12575224
based. Fuck normalfags

[Anonymous No.12575244]

>>12575224
>I said hi!

old bitch at work does that all the time, she doesn't realize at 80 maybe she cant hear too good

[Anonymous No.12575248]

Some of this stuff could have come from a psychotic Chris Chan.

[Anonymous No.12575256]

>>12575122
Funny how even as he's giving his sincere last words to the world he's talking and sounding like someone acting out a role.

[Anonymous No.12575273]

TIME'S UP LIL DONNIE
NO WALL ONLY DREAMS NOW

[Anonymous No.12575275]

Every time I read excerpts from this thing it makes me laugh, it's almost like a comedy novel.

[Anonymous No.12575277]

>>12574855
I clicked on one of the news articles linked in the wiki and found this as the top comment.

[Anonymous No.12575281]

Please remember to have empathy for Roger. He was a human being and a product of his time, as the Jacobite shill said. Mocking him is cathartic, but you're only making it worse.

[Anonymous No.12575282]

>>12575277
BASED

[Anonymous No.12575285]

>>12575277
it would be rad if the russians. iranians or some other state intelligence service bank rolls an eliot rodger movement in the united states in an attempt to rip apart the social fabric

[Anonymous No.12575366]

>>12575149
There is no cleverness or wit to anything that Patrick Bateman says, and misinterprets the meaning and sincerity behind most things that he hears, taking them litetally or far too seriously, which is where the humor stems from.

[Anonymous No.12575373]

>>12575366
And he*

[Anonymous No.12575384]

>>12575200
Drive

[Anonymous No.12575690]

you could have prevented this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Ja4V5wPTw

[Anonymous No.12575711]

>>12575690
how come that kid who shot up the supermarket where he works never gets any love from the incel neet psycho crowd? he was a big fag into anime n shit, and made a bunch of melodramatic videos leading up to the murders

[Anonymous No.12575727]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJtAbUj-0KY

[Anonymous No.12575732]

>>12575117
Made me kek

[Anonymous No.12575750]

>>12575711
are you talking about the danny phantom guy?

[Anonymous No.12575754]

>>12575727
>i didn't want to go college
>i didn't want to go to work
>it just wasn't for me

lol

[Anonymous No.12575763]

>>12574887
I really really hate people who water-down our existence to the struggles of sex.

[Anonymous No.12575771]

>>12574889
6ix9ine’s spiritual successor, he came in an unlikely form.

[Anonymous No.12575780]

>>12575207
The whole thing is like that, he is beyond caricature

[Anonymous No.12575784]

>>12575763
weird, i feel the same way about people who try to water down our existence to class struggle

[Anonymous No.12575789]

>>12575750
lol ya can u believe this guy had his mind blown by a fucking childrens cartoon, when u compare rodger to other spree shooters its clear the supreme gentlemen really is on another level intellectually, probably because he's from an elite family

[Anonymous No.12575795]

>>12575763
Well, in his case, it was probably true. And he wasn't getting any, which was why he was miserable and then eventually psychotic.

[Anonymous No.12575807]

>>12574855
That's great and all but when's he gonna get his own Wikipedia page? He deserves it. More so than someone like Dylann Roof.

[Anonymous No.12575820]

>>12574889
this is so surreal and detached from reality I actually like it

[Anonymous No.12575824]

>>12575820
>>12575212

[Anonymous No.12575825]

>>12575784
Okay? I’m not sure if this is some confused dig at my comment.

>>12575795
Even in cases like his, it’s more of mental disease which constricts around their mind. If people were allowed to have any sort of reflection on their lives and memories, I guarantee you these obsessive behaviors would cool off.

[Anonymous No.12575838]

>>12575795
It went way beyond not having sex for him. He was totally incapable of normal social interaction, he did not understand people or how to act, and he had insane mood problems and narcissistic delusions of grandeur.

[Anonymous No.12575840]

>>12575807
wikipedia is designed to erase you (and me and all of us here) and will only mention those figures in connection with us that enable that goal

[Anonymous No.12575846]

>>12575824
FUCK /tv/ really does have the best memes

[Anonymous No.12575863]

>>12575846
at the cost of complete dysfunction

[Anonymous No.12575878]

Lol...

[Anonymous No.12575881]

>>12575863
Meh, there are worse boards, like this one frankly. Boring aftbqh

[Anonymous No.12575918]

>>12574855
I swear some of this reads like it was taken from Notes fro Underground.

[Anonymous No.12576961]

>>12575129
>holy shit he is sooo fucking gay
So he was just closeted?

[Anonymous No.12577139]

>>12576961

[Anonymous No.12577162]

>>12574855
Well, he's something of a founding father of the beta uprising.

[Anonymous No.12577170]

>>12574887
You’re a fucking autistic faggot loser if you can actually relate to that kid. I mean he’s painfully awakward. It’s beyond clear that he has some form of autism or whatever. Fuck you faggot.

[Anonymous No.12577194]

>>12576961
He’s got those low and wide sperg cheekbones . It was all genetic

[Anonymous No.12577202]

He was right about everything.

Giving rights to women was a grave mistake no other society would ever do in its right mind. All sane societies kept their women on leash. We live in an anomaly which will only become more absurd as time goes.

Elliot is an epitome of a modern man. He IS the modern man. Self-hating, depressed, lonely racemixed mutt with no place and no person to belong to, with lots of money, but without love and hope, steadily heading towards disaster.

[Anonymous No.12578438]

>If we can’t solve our problems we must DESTROY our problems... One day incels will realise their true strength and numbers and will overthrow this oppressive feminist system. Start envisioning a world where WOMEN FEAR YOU.

RISE UP, FOR AUTISM SPEAKS!!

[Anonymous No.12578461]

>>12574855
>Only documented approach of a Woman in Autobiography
holy fucking kek

[Anonymous No.12578472]

>>12575846
How low is your IQ that you consider that funny?

[Anonymous No.12578482]

>>12574855
sexual attraction feels disgusting to me. I hate it. I wish it didn't exist at all

[Anonymous No.12578518]

>>12574855
>I did, however, pass by one young girl, and she was like a goddess who came down from heaven. She was walking alone, in her bathing suit, with her luscious blonde hair blowing in the wind. I couldn’t help but slyly admire her beauty as we passed by each other. I was scared. I was scared that she might view me as nothing but an inferior insect who’s presence ruins her atmosphere. Her beauty was intoxicating! And then, just as we passed each other, she actually looked at me. She looked at me and smiled. Most girls never even deigned to look at me, and this one actually looked at me and smiled. I had never felt so euphoric in my life. One smile. One smile was all it took to brighten my entire day. The power that beautiful women have is unbelievable. They can temporarily turn a desperate boy’s whole world around just by smiling.
that's kind of sweet but really sad

[Anonymous No.12578528]

"I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin."


Literary gold.

[Anonymous No.12578544]

>women shouldn't like men that look better than me
>women should be materialistic whores and like me for my money

He had some good ideas, but was ultimately a hypocrite to hide his unbearable personality.

[Anonymous No.12578551]

>>12578518
So he wasn't gay?

[Anonymous No.12578555]

>>12574889
Wait, is this real?

[Anonymous No.12578561]

>>12578544
Im pretty sure his problem wasnt women liking other men, it was a crushing sense of inferiority for women liking other men but not him

Whether or not he had any qualities that would have warranted for him to be liked is completely irrelevant, he straight up admits his downspiral and obsessive idea of having been left behind began already at 14 at which point nobody knows who they are and anyone with a boyfriend/ girlfriend is simply lucky

[Anonymous No.12578565]

>>12578472
How low is yours that you don't?

[Anonymous No.12578566]

>>12578551
Only in as far as he was obsessed with himself

[Anonymous No.12578571]

>>12574972
Has to be stop motion.

[Anonymous No.12578586]

Dude wasnt even ugly and prob could of got laid. It really must of been the tism. Kid must of got to man vaccines. BOOM

[Anonymous No.12578590]

>>12578561
ill add to this however that I really dont feel sorry for him at all even if I would agree/ understand with alot of what he said. He was from an extremely privileged rich family and he literally looked good enough that he could have probably been something like an instagram model if he just went through the extra effort of maxing himself out at all. He was literally good looking, rich and he didnt even fucking look "asian", as if that was a detriment to anything either if he did. He had no excuse and its actually pathetic that his problem really was that it was apparently too fucking impossible for him to be a bearable person instead of playing WoW all day. Get some actually fucking productive hobbies

[Anonymous No.12578595]

>>12575224
Lol, in reality this is how most women will act as well. They will at least be polite and say hi, at worst they may be taken aback or make it clear that you're weirding them outa little bit.
In all likelihood TSG probably sounded like a mouse and the girl didn't even hear him.

[Anonymous No.12578597]

>>12578528

[Anonymous No.12578602]

>>12575281
>2018
Please fuck off with your incel enabling.

[Anonymous No.12578610]

>>12578597
>tfw you will never trigger a mass shooting with your dick

[Anonymous No.12578612]

>>12574855
>While I was playing WoW after dinner at mother’s house once, I heard my sister watching the new show Avatar: The Last Airbender on the television. I decided to check it out. I soon found myself really enjoying it. It was a magnificent story set in a fantasy world where people can control the power of the elements. Once I watched the first episode, I was hooked on the story. Prince Zuko was my favorite character; he was a banished prince who was trying to regain his rightful place in the world. I always related to him. Avatar: The Last Airbender became my favorite T.V. show.
zuko fans confirmed incels

[Anonymous No.12578614]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0N88Lqg8Wc

[Anonymous No.12578615]

>>12578590
His parents were retards who turned him into a non-entity. We need to stop referring to those with material wealth as rich.
They were spiritual lumpenproles.

[Anonymous No.12578622]

>>12574855
>I had a lot of fun playing it while drinking the special mountain dew flavor that was released with the game; Mountain Dew Game Fuel, it was called. The game definitely lived up to its expectations, and to my surprise I found myself playing it more than WoW for the first couple of weeks.
The way he phrases it, it sounds like an old guy talking about a brand of wine, but it's just fucking Mountain Dew
>Ah yes; Mountain Dew Game Fuel, it was called.

[Anonymous No.12578623]

>>12578615
Based
Nuke california anytime

[Anonymous No.12578684]

>>12578586
he was debilitatingly autistic. should people like that even be kept alive?

[Anonymous No.12578704]

this guy is a best case scenario elliot

[Anonymous No.12578711]

>>12578614
https://youtu.be/gOPBYt3LMrc

[Anonymous No.12578714]

>>12578704
BASED

[Anonymous No.12578763]

>>12578704

Not bad thnx for this find anon

[Anonymous No.12578783]

>>12578704

[Anonymous No.12578801]

>>12578704
Doesn’t this dude hate black people

[Anonymous No.12578861]

>>12578801
Even black people hate black people.

[Anonymous No.12578953]

>>12578783
Is this from one of Sam Hyde's Powerpoint presentations?

[Anonymous No.12579595]

>>12578612
fug.

[Anonymous No.12579640]

>>12578704
that is such an accurate description

[Anonymous No.12579648]

>>12578472
120 and i consider it hilarious

[Anonymous No.12580704]

>>12578704
this man is living it up

[Anonymous No.12580720]

>>12578953
Yes.

[Anonymous No.12580828]

Those despairing posts about genetic determinism you find on /r9k/ and incel forums can honestly be pretty devastating if I'm in a depressed mood. Only icycalm writes diatribes as brutal as those

[Anonymous No.12580872]

>>12577194
W-what? Elaborate?

[Anonymous No.12580880]

>>12580828
Why would determinism get you down? Such a silly argument against determinism, as you can`t predict the future anyways.

[Anonymous No.12580895]

>I frequently started asking myself. This was an all-boys school… How in the hell were those boys even able to meet girls to have sex with?

[Anonymous No.12580896]

>>12579648
>120
Of course you do, you mental midget.

[Anonymous No.12581516]

>>12580896
130, I didn't laugh or anything but it's humorous

[Anonymous No.12581561]

>>12574954
>https://jacobitemag.com/2018/05/21/the-aeneid-for-incels/
cool

[Ciskwanja No.12581644]

>>12580896
>>12581516
140 here. I had the slightest thought, an imagining, that I might snort or breathe out in response. I didn't but I found it quaintly entertaining.

[Anonymous No.12581681]

>>12574855
>Halo 3 came out in November. I got my mother to buy it for me on the very day it was released. I had a lot of fun playing it while drinking the special mountain dew flavor that was released with the game; Mountain Dew Game Fuel, it was called.

[Anonymous No.12581689]

>>12575838
I think another part of the reason is he grew up in Hollywood, the nexus of fakeness. This combined with literal autism creates a person who is so dissociated from reality that he believes the images he sees on tv are accurate representations of real life. Hell, there are parts in Elliot's manifesto where he thought how the characters acted in movies are how people acted in real life, like the good guy always gets the girl and things like that.

[Anonymous No.12582518]

>>12580895
Well, how?

[Anonymous No.12583661]

>>12580895
Literally me

[Anonymous No.12583696]

>>12578861
>>12578861
But not systematically, of course.

[Anonymous No.12583704]

>>12581561
I'm glad you enjoyed the article. It's one of my favorite pieces of cultural criticism written in recent memory as it is directly and positively immediately applicable

[Anonymous No.12583734]

>>12582518
I dunno famalam

[Anonymous No.12583743]

>>12578597
You will never hear the sounds of her chad bf's penis plunging into her vagina.

[Anonymous No.12583785]

>>12583743
this triggers my fomo

[Anonymous No.12583806]

>>12578684
No. That's why euthanasia should be legalised. I'm a Eliot Rodger follower and I'd readily apply for voluntary euthanasia

[Anonymous No.12584003]

>>12575107
He's misanthropic enough

[Anonymous No.12584014]

>>12575107
No really, it does sound like the style of Céline would write.

[Anonymous No.12584048]

Having sex is disgustingly easy, that's why we are overcrowded, he was legit 89 iq.

[Anonymous No.12584092]

>Never insult the style of Elliot Rodger. I’m the most stylish person in the world. Just look at my profile pic. That’s just one of my fabulous outfits. The sweater I’m wearing in the picture is $500 from Neiman Marcus.
This reads like it was straight from American Psycho.

[Anonymous No.12584128]

>>12580828
They're devastating because they're absolutely true. All self-improvement comes down to tricking women you have good genes, which wouldn't be necessary if you had good genes in the first place. See: male models. Of course, women do the same when they're wearing lipstick and high heels.