/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12566875]

>woke up at noon
>mindlessly browse internet
>go outside and walk around a park
>go back home and binge on junk food but not a lot
>currently mindlessly browsing internet, hoping my life motivation will appear

I am so bored. I have actual productive stuff that I have to do by the end of tomorrow but I'm procrastinating. I'm thinking of writing today off, lol. I say lol because I have procrastinated this for over a few weeks.

I can't see anything being rewarding. I daydream about various scenarios like what I'll be like in my new job but I can't see anything as rewarding. I have zero charisma.

Even if I learn programming, life will still be an eternal grind. When I start my white collar job, life will be a grind.

I need to stop the junk food. I need more money in the bank

[Anonymous No.12566882]

based, thank you for sharing

[Anonymous No.12566893]

Literally me except I didn’t go outside

[Anonymous No.12566898]

>>12566875
Can someone please just post >Finnegans wake, so I can post based and move on with my day?

[Anonymous No.12566934]

LondonFrog, your existence is the fundamental essence of postmodernism. The repetitiveness, the futility, the simultaneous hyper sense of self-awareness and the complete lack of it, and most of all the absurdity.

Everyday you complain about your condition and vow for improvement, and every next day you completely forget about your previous promises and fall for the same exact cycle of failure without making any effort otherwise.

[Anonymous No.12566951]

>>12566898
>Finnegans Wake

[Anonymous No.12566964]

>>12566875
are you compiling your posts for an innovative print publication composed entirely of chan-formatted text and images? why do you do this?

[Anonymous No.12567018]

>>12566934
This. Decentered, displaced and fragmented, Londonfrog's untraceable collection of rants is the ultimate novel on postmodernity. If he saved all of them to publish in a book-form, all will be lost

[Anonymous No.12567093]

no heed for londonium frog's say, love be mine whence i'll say

[Anonymous No.12567102]

>>12566951
Absolutely BASED

[Anonymous No.12567249]

>>12566875
don’t buy junk food, you’ll stop

THE SHE-MANIFESTO OF LAURA BUSH
A Post-Mortem on 4Chan

When London Frog was a pre-man, his parents would take him to Coney Island, where they set up lawnchairs and ate foot-long hot dogs as LF first gazed upon the men in their tight Speedos.
And LF likes his dogs with a lot of relish.

[Anonymous No.12567270]

>>12567018
I'd read it desu

[Anonymous No.12567295]

can someone please compile londonfrog's posts into a novel

[Anonymous No.12567424]

>>12567295
this so much

[Anonymous No.12568107]

>>12566875
You are a man who literally becomes whoever or whatever is expected of him—a Republican when with the rich; a gangster when with Mafiosi; black, Chinese or female, when with blacks, Chinese or females.
Your health will be restored when you become inner-directed, when you follow your real instincts and set your own values. When you hear people say that it is a nice day, when it manifestly is, you respond that it is not a nice day.
At the end you will get around, on your own, to reading Moby Dick, which you have previously discussed on /lit/ without having read it, in order to impress people. Your restored health will be a mixture of petulance and facile, self-conscious smugness.

[Anonymous No.12568123]

>>12566875
londonfrog why are you always applying to jobs? I thought you had a job that was started soon?

[Anonymous No.12568135]

>>12566951
baked

[Anonymous No.12568145]

Go meet a girly londonfrog, then you two can be miserable and lonely together!

[Anonymous No.12568182]

>>12566875
Who pays you rent?

[Anonymous No.12568387]

>>12568107
Nice copypasta.

[Anonymous No.12568411]

>>12566875
londonfrog, when you work out do you go to the gym? or do you run in publlic?

[Anonymous No.12568419]

>12566875

Fuck, this resonated to just such a crazy degree. It feels like I'm reading my destiny for the rest of my times. Is there any way out anons?