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12564699 No.12564699 [Reply] [Original]

>try to read in the bath
>the steam wilts all the pages
I wanted it to be comfy like in the movies.

>> No.12564738

>>12564699

Stop watching movies. They fuck with your sense of reality. Everything you see is made to look good on camera. It does not describe reality. Everyone is aware of being watched. People talk in turns and express themselves mostly in proper, complete sentences. I have no idea how people can find any of that shit relatable. Imagine absorbing so much video material that you are unable to distinguish how people act in the real world from how people act in videos.

>> No.12564876

>>12564738
just seemed like a cool idea

>> No.12564902

>>12564738
Stop reading books. They fuck with your sense of reality. Everything you see is made to look good on the page. It does not describe reality. Everyone is aware of being read. People talk in turns and express themselves mostly in proper, complete sentences. I have no idea how people can find any of that shit relatable. Imagine absorbing so much written material that you are unable to distinguish how people act in the real world from how people act in books.

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12565216

>>12564738
>>12564902
Take the pill
>>12564699
>he doesn’t take ice baths

>> No.12565221

Why do i feel ive read this exact thread before?

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12565261

>>12564699
Try having this kind of fun with a kindle. HAHAHA

>> No.12565264

>>12564738
The idea of this being said on a board dedicated to literature is hilarious

>> No.12565269

>>12564738
This is genuinely why I can only watch the show Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia because for the most part the characters interact like rude drunks. Most other shit on TV including the news gives me verbal uncanny valley.

>> No.12565278

>>12565261
haha you're so funny butterfly xD keep up the good work :) :3

>> No.12565285

>>12564699
Get a Kindle - the higher end models you could read underwater if you wanted

>> No.12565304

>>12565216
I took one and my dick shriveled up to the point where i cant see it anymore

>> No.12566044

>>12565261
Isn't new kindle water-proof? Is that what you are trying to imply?

>> No.12566049

>>12565304
No anon, that’s just how it usually is