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12559400 No.12559400 [Reply] [Original]

I tell ya, I woke up one morning changed into a monstrous vermin and my wife says to me "Quick handsome, better leave before my husband shows up!" No respect!

>> No.12559404

>>12559400
My fucking sides Anon

>> No.12559446

Underrated

>> No.12559481

>>12559400
Good shit.

>> No.12559596

>>12559400
Keked and checked

>> No.12559653

>>12559400
Based and kafkapilled

>> No.12559703

>>12559400
She said "Come over, there's nobody home"

I went over!

There was nobody home!

>> No.12559984

fucking based

>> No.12560030
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12560030

Was he an alpha chad or a beta cuck, /lit/?

>> No.12560038
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12560038

>>12560030
somehow both at the same time

>> No.12560055

>>12560030
omega

>> No.12560327
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>>12559400
is Rodney the most /lit/ comedian?

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>You remember the old, mad ships captains? They were great weren't they, the old, mad ships captains, sailing the seas, chasing the white whale. It was brilliant wasn't it? You'd see a white whale, and then you'd see a mad ships captain chasing him in his little boat. Back in the 70s remember, those mad ships captain with their wooden legs, chasing the white whale, but you don't see them these days do you? You go to the shops or the park and you don't see the old mad ships captains anymore, these days the white whales go unpursued, because there aren't enough mad old ships captains to chase them anymore. And why is that? People ask me, they say Stewart, where are the old mad ships captains that we used to get, back when we had a proper welfare state, with their wooden legs, chasing the white whales. I'll tell you why you don't see them anymore. Tory cuts. Margaret Thatcher, mad old ships captain snatcher

>> No.12560776

>>12559703
>>12559400
based

>>12560340
cringe

>> No.12561723

kek