/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12552516]

>woke up early at 8.30 am to go to a job interview at 10.30 am
>go to interview and it was one of those really casual interviews where I have a zero pressure conversation and will get rejected later
>the guy asked me what I do in my (huge amounts of) free time and I couldn't say anything other than reading and exercising- he tried to draw out more but I don't think saying "wasting gigantic amounts of time in the midst of a 5+ year long everythingstential crisis" would improve my chances of getting the job
>go back home to have yesterday's spare junk food: a tub of Ben and Jerry's, sweets, plus coffee
>have now gone outside to feel sad about life
>planning maybe one last binge today before I start my real life tomorrow (maybe a subway binge)
>will walk around a park and have Starboocks right now, have the binge at home, then read until the evening, when I will maybe go to the gym then watch qt with pol

Maybe this is the sugar and caffeine making me say this, but I have a good feeling about starting my real life tomorrow.

As soon as I walked in to the office I felt this oppressive wagecuck aura, even though it was a fancy modern office.

The interviewer exposed the fact that I'm a consumercuck, at best, and not a producerbull. Normies go on holidays on weekends. I have years of free time and do fuck all. I would also out mindless internet browsing in to a sub-consumercuck category. But I felt no pressure at the interview, which was new.

[Anonymous No.12552547]

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[Anonymous No.12552550]

>>12552516
nice blog fagget
though I can relate a bit
found me a job recently

[Anonymous No.12552557]

>>12552516
Thanks for the update Londonfrog.

[Anonymous No.12552578]

Holy fucking.... BASED!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12552593]

>>12552516
>babby has such an easy life he hasn't worked in 5 fucking years but still has a home and endless junkfood provided for him
>thinks 8:30 is early
>meanwhile
>I wake up at 5:30-6AM every day, have my own rent and bills to pay, and have to find a way to eat on $20 a week which obviously precludes $10 of junkfood every single day and constant coffee out
>without a scrap of support from anyone
>had an interview yesterday in half a foot of snow and five F weather where I got raked over the grills by the controller and the finance lead, and possibly another interview coming where I get raked over the coals by those two AND the president of the entire company
>all I had to eat yesterday was plain oatmeal and some peasant broth from leftover bones I'd been saving for the past 2 months
KILL
YOURSELF
YOU
LAZY
BOURGEOIS
SHIT

[Anonymous No.12552604]

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with London frog.

Yes, in fact right this moment I have resolved to rape this man. All of my faculties and resources are now going to be put into achieving this end. The way this man controls the contortions of his face elicits a deep, ape-ish urge within me to do extremely violent and sexual damage to him.

If you think about it, how is London frog different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt London Frog has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has London frog greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and London frog continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping London frog would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

I am decided: London frog will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

[Anonymous No.12552606]

>>12552593
Wow you're such a martyr! How brave you are

[Anonymous No.12552617]

>>12552593
The NEET experience is more relatable because it tends to suggest wasted potential and the failings of a society that is indifferent to developing it's people to their fullest.

You having a shit life that you hate just sounds like bitching and moaning by comparison, because you are admitted into the system but too incompetent to play the game.

[Anonymous No.12552659]

>As soon as I walked in to the office I felt this oppressive wagecuck aura, even though it was a fancy modern office.
Based and redpilled. I've felt this every time.

[Anonymous No.12552669]

>>12552593
stay assblasted wagecuck

[Anonymous No.12552676]

>>12552659
>fancy modern office
Do you mean it was an open-plan office or something like that? I recently interviewed at an insurance company, which tend to be old-fashioned, and it was all window-offices and proper cubicles. The atmosphere was pretty calm.

[Anonymous No.12552682]

>>12552604
if you want to give me an email address I can share the file I've been working on that profiles him and has tracked his movement over the last 2 years.

[Anonymous No.12552698]

>>12552659
Imagine being this cretinous and actually enjoying London frog's stories

[Anonymous No.12552709]

>>12552593
Exactly as >>12552617 said. Reading your post was boring as shit. All you did was wine. LondonFrog's posts have a weird charm and hint of profoundness despite their repetitiveness.

[Anonymous No.12552715]

>>12552682
What do you mean tracking his movement? You mean you have been stalking him irl. Or have you just been obsessively saving his posts as I've been doing?

[Anonymous No.12552728]

>>12552516
Reminder OP is a paki foreigner trespassing in the UK

[Anonymous No.12552736]

>>12552709
>LondonFrog's posts have a weird charm and hint of profoundnes
Have you taken an IQ test? I must ask because I cannot imagine being this retarded. You and London frog's three other fans can go start a subreddit if you enjoy watching the same attention-seeking posts over and over again.

[Anonymous No.12552737]

>>12552604
>
If you think about it, how is London frog different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt London Frog has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has London frog greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.
Why are some people born sissies?

[Anonymous No.12552744]

>>12552617
>The NEET experience is more relatable because it tends to suggest wasted potential and the failings of a society that is indifferent to developing it's people to their fullest.
Couldn't this also apply to him though? Having to work long tiring hours to survive and unable to develop himself because of it?

[Anonymous No.12552751]

>>12552715
Both. I've triangulated his home withing 5 blocks. A few more careless mistakes and he'll be known to me.

[Anonymous No.12552754]

>>12552604
>If you think about it, how is London frog different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt London Frog has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now), but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has London frog greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.
How do you change this in yourself if you are a male?

[Anonymous No.12552756]

>>12552736
>>12552698
>>12552593
>>12552550
KYS

[Anonymous No.12552775]

>>12552516
same here anon. Its last year of my undergrad, and i know fuck all about my field and what I'm gonna do in with my life. I'm thinking of taking a year off(working part time) and then I'd like to enroll in some foreign grad school, just so I think I might find something meaningful there.

[Anonymous No.12552777]

>>12552736
LondonFrog has a post modern charm that you could never understand. He is The Waiting For Godot of our time. LondonFrog constantly talks about starting his real life. Everyday he hopes for circumstances to change. But the very next day he always finds himself in the same exact position, and doesnt even question or even seriously consider his complete lack of progress. And when he does, the next day he invariably returns back to the same point. Showing a never ending cycle of perpetual failure.

[Anonymous No.12552789]

>>12552736
t. reddit retard

[Anonymous No.12552809]

>>12552777
>Everyday he hopes for circumstances to change. But the very next day he always finds himself in the same exact position, and doesnt even question or even seriously consider his complete lack of progress. And when he does, the next day he invariably returns back to the same point. Showing a never ending cycle of perpetual failure.
So he was born this way correct? He is incapable of changing his perception and the regions of his brain required to "start his life" so this means the state should either euthanise him or put him in a hospital correct? As he is incapable of helping himself

[Anonymous No.12552812]

>>12552751
Well in that case here‘s my email: [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.12552824]

>>12552777
this is true; i also think that his complete lack of direction and his almost complete anhedonia (wherein he is supported by the grossest of sensual pleasures: for him binging on junk food, caffeine stimulation; for others alcohol, porn, drugs etc.) is also relatable to moderns, probably especially people on /lit/.

I do also quite like the idea floated in some other of these threads that londonfrog is writing an experimental novel structured around his posts and including people's responses to them. (I don't think thats what he is doing, from these posts he is too self-indulgent and weak willed to have the necessary follow through, but its a nice thought)

[Anonymous No.12552847]

>>12552516
>Clinical depression

[Anonymous No.12552890]

>>12552847
exactly
its like you get diagnosed with weak faggot disease, why do you need a diagnosis for that? Its already clear and self evident and you were born like this

[Anonymous No.12552899]

>>12552604
Born 1991, between November 9 and November 20.
Lived in/near a student area with Pakistani parents until graduating uni in 2015, STEM degree. Temporary warehouse job there. Other minor part time jobs since then. Not originally from London, didn't study there. Home city population ~200k (most likely Slough). Moved to London after March 2017, hence the increased posts (some date back to 2015)

Interning a government job in an open plan office, living in a flat 20-30 minutes commute from the centre (£26k p/a wage). "a civil servant" claims to work for the TV Licensing people; "low tier civil servant in vauxhall"
>I'm a TV license debt collector. It's rewlly just a glorified call-center but sometimes we get paired up with a bobbie to go pry it out of these filthy bourgeoisie's hands when they refuse to pay their dues for 6-12+ months.

probably studied political science or management
Lives an easy distance from McDonald's, Gym & Tesco where he gets junk food.
Drives - not his own car, belonged/s to his mom.
Wears glasses

Areas often visited: Hyde Park, Aldgate East, Camden town, Notting Hill Gate, Shoreditch (fits with the short commute, probably less than 30 minutes as he'll return home briefly for minor things). Generally anywhere in Zone 1.

Camden most commonly visited area, after Notting Hill.
"Notting hill carnival nearby" - NHG most likely "favourite" station, but unconfirmed. If "sitting around my favourite station" means actually inside, then less likely. If it means in the general vicinity, then still possible. Cost of living is unrealistic for 26k in these areas, but he often borrows money from parents

Regular use of both (Polish) brothels & escorts.

>Apart from having sex with prostitutes I've never done anything with girls, not even flirted. I have a normal westernised accent and grew up here but I have middle eastern parents. I'm fine with my height and all that stuff but I probably have an ugly face (it varies from 2 to 6 out of 10 depending on whether I'm looking in a mirror or taking a picture of myself etc).

Most likely lives around Shoreditch due to income/rent levels, as well as mentions of Aldgate East. This contradicts his surprise at seeing all the muslims in Aldgate East when visiting, familiarity should have prevented this. Therefore maybe Ladbroke Grove/Latimer Road sort of way, in a shared flat in an ex-council block. It's possible he got very lucky with a flat in one of the ex council blocks near there. There's only a few, Nottingwood House and Winterbourne House. Matches with Tesco (express) and a nearby Gym but McDonald's is a bit of a trek from there. There is a McD and a Starbucks right by NHG.

Reminder OP is a paki.

[Anonymous No.12552923]

>>12552593
deal with it wagecuck peasant

[Anonymous No.12552962]

>>12552899
nice. very nice.

[Anonymous No.12552976]

>>12552593
FUCK the bourgeoisie.

[Anonymous No.12553085]

>>12552516
LE LONDUMFRAWG ECKS DEEEEE FUGGEN BAAAAASED
LE BINGE LE COAWFEE LE CUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.12553097]

>>12553085
cringe

[Anonymous No.12553112]

>>12552593
get a better job then

[Anonymous No.12553126]

>>12552899
How you distinguish his real posts from the various copycats? Also, do you have a collection of all/most of his posts? If so, would you mind sending them to me if I give you an email?

Impressing work

[Anonymous No.12553141]

>>12553126
I keep files on all the personalities on /lit/. I have 3kb on Butterfly alone. I've been doing it so long I can usually distinguish between the real and the fake. I can share some but not all of my research.

[Anonymous No.12553151]

>>12553141
share some in another thread, this one'll get deleted soon

[Anonymous No.12553163]

>>12553141
What do you plan on doing with it?

[Anonymous No.12553183]

>>12553163
One just likes to be prepared and know one's enemy you see.

[Anonymous No.12553195]

>>12553183
How many mental disorders do you have?

[Anonymous No.12553212]

>>12553141
Autism rears its ugly head

[Anonymous No.12553215]

>>12553183
At least use it to write some character studies, or at the very least compile them into a single file.

[Anonymous No.12553228]

>>12553215
There is a section in all of my files in which I extrapolate from the data and analyze the subjects personality if that's what you mean.

>>12553195
>>12553212
Rude.

[Anonymous No.12553229]

>>12553141
who is your favorite?

[Anonymous No.12553239]

>>12553141
Could you share some early Londonfrog postings from 2015 or earlier?

[Anonymous No.12553244]

>>12553228
Release it at some point.

[Anonymous No.12553248]

>>12552899
THE SHE-MANIFESTO OF LONDON FROG
A Post-Mortem on /lit/
When I was a pre-man, my parents would take me to Coney Island, where we sat in lawnchairs and ate foot-long hot dogs as I first gazed upon the men in their tight Speedos.
And I like my dogs with a lot of relish.

[Anonymous No.12553257]

>>12552593
>bragging about how your life is more of a pathetic waste of time than someone else's

Why do w*gies do this?

[Anonymous No.12553275]

>>12552604
Scotland Yard will be notified

[Anonymous No.12553283]

>>12553229
There was a teenage girl who was the daughter of some drug cartel guy in mexico. She was schizophrenic and would post here under assumed personas. I believe she lived an extremely isolated lifestyle and her characters became her friends. She would post long essays in which she at various times pretended to be

>a mischievous trust fund kid turned failed writer who "went on to join a monastery"
>a lighthouse keeper with a passion for Beethoven and Chekhov
>a single mother benefits cheat who wrote popular romance novels under a pen name
> an aged civil servant from Azerbaijan working as a censor
>a woman who was trafficked in the midwest and broke free and eventually started a flower shop business which then failed
>a truck driver who hunted pedophiles
and many more

What struck me was the dedication and the intensity which she threw into pretending to be these characters and the depths of personality they took on. She was a genius.

[Anonymous No.12553356]

>>12552728
Hang yourself.

[Anonymous No.12553432]

>>12553356
Disgusting paki

[Anonymous No.12553460]

OP here, posting for the first time since the OP. I will go home soon to binge. I'll leave the gym for tomorrow. I will hopefully start working hard tomorrow but I still want to eat at burger king so maybe I can have that as a reward

[Anonymous No.12553462]

>>12553432
Pretend that your kitchen knife is daddy's dick and choke on it, mongrel.

[Anonymous No.12553468]

>>12553460
have you ever had a sexual experience with a man?

[Anonymous No.12553486]

>>12553460
You need to do something drastic like this. Bad analogy, but I used to love milk chocolate. Now though, ever since I tried dark chocolate, I can't stand it sweeter. Even 72% cocoa is too sweet to me.

I'm paki too btw, I've noticed that almost all paki guys are like this, but no girls. Change your life man.

[Anonymous No.12553490]

>>12553257
Toil is the cardinal virtue of the WASP
>you kids think you have it bad? I've worked 70 hours a week since I was 14, I missed my son's birth because of my DUTY to the TEAM, and have a festering wound that's cost me my ability to stand for more than ten minutes because I'm not ABOUT to be that inconsiderate slacker who asks for time off!

[Anonymous No.12553541]

OP here, posting for the first time since the OP. I will go home soon to binge. I'll leave the gym for tomorrow. I will hopefully start working hard tomorrow but I still want to shove a 10 inch metallic bar up my ass so maybe I can have that as a reward

[Anonymous No.12553548]

>>12553490
>>you kids think you have it bad? I've worked 70 hours a week since I was 14, I missed my son's birth because of my DUTY to the TEAM, and have a festering wound that's cost me my ability to stand for more than ten minutes because I'm not ABOUT to be that inconsiderate slacker who asks for time off!
This, except unironically.

[Anonymous No.12553561]

>finished undergrad
>immediately started a master's to gain 2 years of uncertainty before I have to become a Man

[Anonymous No.12553584]

>>12552516
HOW IS THIS LITERATURE RELATED?

[Anonymous No.12553599]

>>12553584
shut up nerd

[Anonymous No.12553643]

>>12552593
>leftover bones I'd been saving for the past 2 months
Maybe if you weren't such an orge you'd be able to get a better job.

[Anonymous No.12553650]

>>12552593
and yet here we are, the whole board loves and adores londonfrog, and we can't wait for his next post. You on the other hand could kill yourself and no one would care.

[Anonymous No.12553654]

>>12553541
>ass
Burger larper detected

[Anonymous No.12553670]

>>12553650
Maybe because we are all addicts like him

[Anonymous No.12553673]

>>12553654
Nah, alternative spelling is accepted in Londonistan. Trust me bruv

[Anonymous No.12553682]

>>12552728
wtf?!?!?! I love pakis now!!!!

[Anonymous No.12553762]

>>12553584
We all ready explained it. His posts are a post modern literary art.

[Anonymous No.12553774]

>>12552899
>>12553141
y'know I'm a reg on another board and sometimes I amuse myself thinking about the information I've dropped and whether someone could seek me out based on it. You're doing an excellent job.

[Anonymous No.12553875]

>>12553762
Agreed. LondonFrog is probably going to be the British Tao Lin by 2020.

[Anonymous No.12553960]

ول ول وت دو وي هف هير؟
ه فاكن ديجنرت ضاتس وت

[Anonymous No.12553978]

>>12552899
For me, he looks like pic rel

[Anonymous No.12553982]

>>12552617
absolutely
truth be told, NEETs are the only ones in a position to stage a proletarian revolution, despite not being remotely proletarian. now THAT'S dialectical

[Anonymous No.12553997]

>>12553283
post links, sounds like a fun read. Do you ever comb the archives searching for hidden gems? I sometimes do that but their so much crap to get through I never get far.

[Anonymous No.12553999]

>>12553960
یےفکنگ بےثڈ ہے

[Anonymous No.12554009]

>>12553978
Should be fatter because of that junk food

[Anonymous No.12554043]

I haven't been on 4chan or /lit/ for 8 months and this guys still going? Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.12554082]

>8:30 AM
>early
nigga that's when I wake up in the weekend
t. 28 year old wagie

[Anonymous No.12554095]

Hey OP, how hard is it being a Paki in London and having erudite interests coupled with the kind of temperament that brings you to 4chan? I mean in terms of dealing with your own community of people of South-Asian background you really must be the odd one out. London Pakis are essentially aspiring to be niggers, but also Dishoom and larping piousness during Ramadan are also cool. (Unless Paki is a catch-term for brown and you're of some middle eastern decent, rather than south-Asian - that would be more compatible with your situation)

[Anonymous No.12554194]

>>12552516
>8.30 am is early
Jesus, I get up at 6am on weekdays and I don't even consider that early. I know people (working in construction) who get up at 4am.

[Anonymous No.12554214]

>>12552899
>Middle Eastern parents
>Paki

[Anonymous No.12554281]

>>12554214
Yes, a paki. Anyone here who is a shitskin is automatically called a paki.

[Anonymous No.12554287]

I got up at 2 PM today

[Anonymous No.12554296]

>>12554281
Pakis are south asian though. Wouldn't Arab be a better term for middle easterners?

[Anonymous No.12554322]

>>12552899
"low tier civil servant in vauxhall"

You know which organisation is probably the biggest government employer in Vauxhall?

[Anonymous No.12554351]

>>12554296
>Wouldn't Arab be a better term for middle easterners?
They wouldn't be called arab on the street, maybe muslim though yeah muslim would be more common than being called paki if you're a shitskin but not quite south asian looking.

[Anonymous No.12554362]

>>12554351
Arabs and pakis have very different facial features

[Anonymous No.12554365]

>>12554296
Only if they are Arabs

[Anonymous No.12554370]

>>12554082
I get home at 8:30 during weekends.

t. bartender

[Anonymous No.12554778]

>>12552604
Kafkaesque

[Anonymous No.12554881]

>>12552809
>this means the state should either euthanise him or put him in a hospital correct
it is worrying that this is what your mind jumps to

[Anonymous No.12554916]

>>12554881
Well since human life has no inherent value the only value each individual has is that given to them by society and as he clearly sees little value in himself and is habitually useless and unproductive then why shouldn't society consider these two options for him?

[Anonymous No.12554953]

>>12554916
I don't see how human life having no inherent value(is this even true btw) means that value is given by society. It could as easily be given by each individual to himself. Even if it were given by society that still wouldn't imply that state-sanctioned murder or institutionalization for being depressed and generally neurotic makes any sense.