/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12539440]

What is some literature that will make me convert to protestantism?

[Anonymous No.12539451]

just listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXdIX2RnLYs

[Anonymous No.12539455]

>>12539440
The Young Pope gay fanfiction.

[Anonymous No.12539505]

>>12539440
Just read the catholic catechism, only retards would willingly follow that lmao

[Anonymous No.12539506]

>>12539440
Lol I was literally going to come on here and post this to troll the BASED catholics.

[Anonymous No.12539530]

>>12539440
There's nothing wrong with kissing a man on the lips. Only in an oversexualized culture like ours would we be unable to recognize respectful rituals such as these.

[Anonymous No.12539648]

Think about what is important to you, what constitutes a well lived life and more generally how relations between individuals and peoples play out; especially when one side has an ideology of bending the knee at the sight of struggle, then look what the church says about those issues and you'll realize they're in complete opposition.

[sage™ No.12539660]

>>12539440
This pope is such an obvious devil worshipper its not even funny.

[Anonymous No.12539663]

>>12539440
currently reading extinction by bernhard and boy does he hate catholicism. he's not too fond of protestanthism either though

[Anonymous No.12539719]

I don't know about modern Quakers, but they used to seem pretty cool

[Anonymous No.12540069]

>>12539440

[Anonymous No.12540222]

>not Orthodoxy


>>12539719
They are and always were libs

[Anonymous No.12540298]

>>12539530
There was no such thing as mouth kissing. They kissed in the cheek. Both religions aren't very fond of male-male eroticism

[Anonymous No.12540303]

>>12539440
MEn kissing isn’t weird. Notice that in order to humiliate religion these freaks will pander to homophobic impulse: damn idiots

[Anonymous No.12540338]

>>12539440
So what actually happened there?

[Anonymous No.12540346]

>>12540298
Have you not read Brothers Karamazov? Jesus kissed Grand Inquisitor and never had to say "no homo".

[Anonymous No.12540351]

>>12539440
The bible

[Anonymous No.12540990]

>>12539440
J.G. Hamann

[Anonymous No.12541031]

>>12539440
Jack Chick.

[Anonymous No.12541047]

>>12540338
Nothing, it's a misleading picture. They kissed each other on the cheek but the photographer was a cunt. This pic was taken by Reuters. The one taken by AFP is much better and clearly shows they were not French kissing.

[Anonymous No.12541063]

>>12539440
>waaaah the entire practice of my faith centers around larping and the Pope keeps making it harder by demanding sincere, radical love of others and self-effacement

sounds like you'll be a great fit for the prots. maybe you'll like the orthos since they'll let you be racist, or the high church anglicans since it's all pomp and zero demand (what you want)

[Anonymous No.12541065]

>>12539451
real sectarian hours

[Anonymous No.12541097]

Why would anyone want to be religious? I understand life is unfulfilling and there is community to be found there but you don't have to get caught up in a fantasy con to experience that.

[Anonymous No.12541127]

yeah, I’m a Christian, you got a problem with that? I used to be a sinner like you but 2 years ago I found GOD. In my teens I would laugh at creationists; I would always tell my grandma that I didn’t want to go to mass; I was agnostic but not like r/Atheism. But when I GREW UP and became a man, I realised I needed to put childish things away (1 Corinthians 13:11). Why is that? Because I realized that we need Christianity to SAVE THE WEST. After I voted Trump in the 2016 election I decided to go to church again. I knew that I would find a QT pure Christian GF who I could lose my virginity to (I haven’t lost it yet because I’m saving myself for marriage, like God intended). I haven’t found her yet, but like Job I will pray and have faith in God. Then I saw Jordan Peterson talking about Christianity and I was hooked! (I don’t like him anymore though, he’s a fake Christian). I watched all his videos on the bible and realised how God reveals himself in many ways. I was on /pol/ (came from r/The_Donald during the election but I hate redditors now) Christian General and I saw /lit/ chart which had The Bible and I KNEW I found my people. Every day I see THE WEST falling because we gave up our FAITH. Well, the new Christian intellectuals are coming; We are the sons of the Crusaders and we shall not recoil before the sons of Voltaire! (Candide was shit, so is Nietzsche (haven’t read either of them)). /lit/ introduced me to Kierkegaard and I became a KNIGHT OF FAITH, so now I know that I just gotta believe and that’s TRUE bravery. I read DANTE and DOSTOEVSKY and I saw the beauty of God and true art. I’m a proud Catholic (Protestants are heretics) but I hate Pope Francis, he’s a heretic and isn’t MY Pope. /lit/ is a Christian board, and I know that if I just keep recommending the Bible, telling people to go to church, and making threads about how great God is, I will finally be able to sincerely believe in God and distract myself from the gnawing feeling that I’m a fraud. Faith ain’t easy.

[Anonymous No.12541472]

>>12541031
>Catholicism is Christianity! Right, Mama?
>True.
>So, HOW do I know what's right or what's wrong?
>It's up the the Pope, Tyler. Prescriptivism does away with morals!
>Wow, Anything goes! I can lie, cheat...
>What's to keep me from becoming a Pope?

[Anonymous No.12541535]

>>12539440
Unironically Paradise Lost

[Anonymous No.12541565]

>>12539660
this. anons who don't know about the vatican need to read about Vigano, the vatican bank, and vatican leaks scandal. Ask yourself why Ratzinger, a brilliant theologian, resigned shortly after taking office.

Francis is doing some very confusing shit.

[Anonymous No.12541778]

Hope this can be an actual Protestant thread and not Athiests posting Fraiser

[Anonymous No.12541815]

>>12541565
The homos control the church now.