Why did no one swipe right, /lit/?

[Anonymous No.12525667]

How come a man this based died as a virgin?

Why are philosophers and writers unpopular among girls, by the way? Being quick with language should make us more outgoing and skilled at flirting.

[Anonymous No.12525675]

>>12525667
philosophy is extremely unnatural and appeals mostly to freaks
yes im appealing to nature

[Anonymous No.12525695]

>>12525667
Did he actually die a virgin? He was probably too redpilled for women.

[Anonymous No.12525714]

>>12525667
wasn't he mentally ill or something

[Anonymous No.12525716]

>>12525695
I'm sure he fucked some prostitutes as all great men once have.

[Anonymous No.12525754]

>implying he didn't find true love

[Anonymous No.12525766]

>>12525667
>1873
>Up on a crag in Basel, Switzerland overlooking the white waves below.
>Hear something behind you.
>Turn and see a boy running your way. He runs with his arms out at his sides like the Japanese would.
>Quickly think of the Teutons and then shake your head clear to greet this young man.
>He points a finger at you. He’s panting. “Insel, insel, insel,” he yells!
>Pull your brow and eye the young man. He’s clearly not okay.
>”You’re an insel!”
>English. American? But why the German ISLAND? In an instant know that he’s referencing Donne’s “No man is an island” and in that same second think of Pascal and Donne on a journey similar to yours.
>You say, ”Sir, I don’t know who you are, but I’m glad you-”
>He’s still pointing. “INSEL, INSEL, INSEL, INSEL!”
>He on for three nonstop minutes until you excuse yourself. He follows you home but eventually trips and you manage to outrun him, losing him in the forest.
>You rack your brain over it that night thinking it some kind of mental illness. Schopenhauer was right about physiognomy—the boy’s body was lanky, gangly, and forward-arching. Chin weak, beady-eyed. You barely get to sleep with the echoing insel, insel, insel, insel…
>Next morning you’re back up on the cliffs, thinking your way through it, but eventually shaking your head.
>Here comes another young man. Slower in gait, a little more well-built.
>”You’re a volcel, sir. A volcel.
>Vollcel? VOLLCEL? OH, LANGUAGE! You put a hand on the young man’s shoulder and say, “Excuse me.”
>Run to your room and write On Truth and Lies in a Nonmoral Sense.”

[Anonymous No.12526416]

>>12525667
How could a virgin die of syphilis?

[Anonymous No.12526613]

Nietzsche's the only comforting dude out there for me. He unironically possessed more love than any founder of religion ever did.

[Anonymous No.12526694]

>>12525667
a lot of bigbrain niggas are just hyper autists with uncannily suppressed libidos so they have no desire to actually fuck, and spend their time on bigbrain pursuits that neurotypicals would've otherwise spent on achieving orgasm

[Anonymous No.12526703]

>>12525695

[Anonymous No.12526707]

>>12525695
He died of an STD, so no, he was not a virgin

[Anonymous No.12526714]

>>12525766
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.12526716]

>>12526703
something extremely hot about vintage porn

ps. look at the ball bag on the bloke on the left... HUGE

[Anonymous No.12526723]

>>12526703
Hank Hill assed motherfucker

[Anonymous No.12526739]

>>12526416
You can get it without having sex, that's how

[Anonymous No.12526761]

>>12526707
>>12526739
he probably died of brain cancer, whatever it was it certainly wasn't syphilis

[Anonymous No.12526795]

I am a 29-year-old virgin.

Does that make me the next Nietzche?

[Anonymous No.12526824]

It's unlikely it was syphilis because back then over 90% of syphilis patients died within five years of it spreading to the brain and he survived eleven.

source: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/3313279/Madness-of-Nietzsche-was-cancer-not-syphilis.html

[Anonymous No.12526834]

>>12525667
"""""flirting"""""
>hey bb u like poems? a is for apple, b is for book, c is for cat, e is for emu
>wat about the d?
>bb u get the d 2nite
>wow ur smooth txt me 5555555

[Anonymous No.12527990]

>>12526834
damn I gotta remember this one