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12521081 No.12521081 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw you're unironically a genius
>tfw when you're only 19 and almost done your first novel, which will be published to critical acclaim
>tfw every /lit/tard is talking about how incredible this book is and finally gives up on their own dreams of ever publishing their shitty manuscripts

I am great and you are worthless dust, always remeber that. Fuck you all and goodnight.

>> No.12521083

see you tomorrow

>> No.12521093

your book sucks, kid

>> No.12521102

>>12521093
I'm sure your book is much better.

>> No.12521104

>>12521093
Shut the fuck up. You don't know me or my book, but you fucking will. Disgusting waste of fucking space.

>> No.12521110

>>12521081
post an excerpt then faggot

>> No.12521115

>>12521102
I dont need you defending me retard. Go jump off a bridge.

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>>12521081
So if any faggot 19-20 yo author from Burgerland publishes his debut novel in the next few months, it's gonna be you, right? Way to doxx yourself, faggot.

>> No.12521121

>>12521110
So you can steal my ideas? I'm not falling for that. Fucking idiot.

>> No.12521126

>>12521118
You aren't worthy of fucking speaking to me like that. Kill yourself.

>> No.12521135

>>12521121
can't believe we almost had a real genius here. good luck with your career anon.

>> No.12521138

>>12521126
You are in fucking 4chan(nel), faggot. Not at the Nobel Prize ceremony. Learn your place. You're as worthless as the next guy here. You're not even published yet and are as annoying as Kim K. Leave your manuscript and kill yourself.

>> No.12521139

>>12521081
Lmfao most of you writer niggas have read so little and it shows. Joyce read everything by the time he was 20. your writing will most likely be hopeless if you see yourself as a writer before a reader

>> No.12521172

>>12521138
Literally end your life. This is my fucking victory lap and I haven't even finished the race.

>> No.12521178

Sounds cool op good luck

>> No.12521183

>>12521172
>Literally end your life
Ladies first.

>> No.12521185

>>12521172
Only thing you'll be lapping is my pussy, bitch

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>>12521104
Aw it's just the pretend raging guy making a troll thread? I was excited to see people go off on OP

>> No.12521202

>>12521081
i don't think geniuses waste time shitposting on /lit/

>> No.12521215

>>12521139
Why the fuck would I want to corrupt my own writing by exposing myself to the unique styles and characteristic of others? There's nothing worthwhile for me to learn from reading other people's books. Would you raise another man's child? You probably would because you're a retarded fucking piece of human waste.

>> No.12521220

>>12521202
The works of James Joyce are shitposting compared to what I'm about to have published. Fuck you and your whore pig cunt mother.

>> No.12521222

>>12521215
>he doesn't read
Never gonna make it, pal. Your "genius" novel has probably already been done.

>> No.12521225

>>12521135
Shut the hell up fucking faggot.

>> No.12521232

>>12521222
You cant even comprehend how fucking idiotic you sound. I am not a worthless retard like you, I am more valuable, I am worth infinitely more. So shut your fucking mouth and show me some motherfucking respect, cunt.

>> No.12521237

>>12521185
Stop fucking replying and go paint your bathtub red. You're fucking worthless.

>> No.12521239

>>12521195
You think you're so fucking clever huh? You're just like every other hideous piece for intellectual waste in this world. I would feel sorry for you if I didn't fucking hate you so much. Go to hell.

>> No.12521241

>>12521083
Fuck you.

>> No.12521243

>>12521232
>blah blah blah I'm valuable
kys, you sound like a fucking whiny bitch, spare yourself the embarassment and consider suicide, you boring cunt.

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>>12521243
Only you are embarrassing yourself here. Everyone you know hates you and wants you to die. Oblige them.

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>>12521081
good night genius froggo

i hope lauren southern comes to visit you in your dreams tonight and lovingly pegs you

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>>12521265
then you get a bonus foot rub from molyneux. but he has this face the entire time

then you wake up

>> No.12521304

>>12521239
come now, you don't mean that anon

>> No.12522015

>>12521081
I believe you, and I believe your will spread your smugness to your believers.
Sleep tight zoomer frogposter

>> No.12522029

10/10 bait OP

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>>12521081
Just so you know. I'm the guy who originally started insulting people. Nice b8 and elevation of my technique. See you even got the "go to hell" part right. I do want to tell you to go fuck yourself, you fucking worthless cunt. What fucking achievements do you have? I'm guessing you just blow smoke out your disgusting ass about what you're going to do but in reality you're a pathetic failure. Worthless motherfucker. Fuck you.

>> No.12522076

>>12521271
>then you wake up
And he's actually standing there, dick in hand as he gets ready to cum on your torso.