Fap-core?

[Anonymous No.12516799]

Have you ever fapped to a book, /lit/?

[Anonymous No.12516802]

little birds by anais nin
not saying which story

[Anonymous No.12516816]

>>12516799
no

[Anonymous No.12516836]

get out. chasteanon says erotica's worse than slammin h. fucks up reading adnd your study

[Anonymous No.12516839]

>reading Euthydemus
>raging boner
>open tab
>fap to straight shota
>come back to Plato

[Anonymous No.12516865]

>>12516836
SPOOKED

[Anonymous No.12516872]

>There's no books where dickgirls have replaced traditional masculinity, forcing women to reinstate the virtuous behavior they so keenly outsourced.
>There are no books where humans have been replaced by something ideal.
>There are no books that can mend my disappointment in being a biological organism.
>There are no alternate history books that indulge in my fetishes.
Don't think so, but there are some good and short smut stories online.

[Anonymous No.12516890]

>all of Lolita

>that one part in Dune where Paul and his mother are arrested and she has to act sexy to trick the guards

only things I've busted a nut to

[Anonymous No.12516892]

>>12516799
the bible for bants

[Anonymous No.12516894]

Chasteanon warned me about these threads. Pornheads on discord are organizing these threads to try to get you to fap.

[Anonymous No.12516915]

I fapped to an old issue of Cheri with these really hot stories at the beginning of the magazine.

[Anonymous No.12516921]

>>12516890
For me, it’s Odysseus being Calypso’s sex slave for seven years.

[Anonymous No.12516922]

>>12516872
it's up to you to write these books anon
i believe in you

[Anonymous No.12516924]

When Achilles son takes Hectors wife to be his sex slave

[Anonymous No.12516944]

>>12516799
The Lusty Argonian Maid

[Anonymous No.12516962]

>>12516921
it's stated so matter of factly though because Greeks were all chads, how can you just fap to the mere idea

[Anonymous No.12516974]

>>12516921
>>12516962
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.12516992]

>>12516799
Well, I really tried to get off to Sade but in Justine the erotic is just a roundabout metaphor after another, I could have as well whacked it to a piece of blank paper. 2666 though, the scene at the ancient Romanian castle standing on the cliffs of the carpates where Reiter sneaks off with his fellow soldier to witness the baroness and the Romanian general having sex in one of the basement chambers...

[Anonymous No.12517017]

Lolita and Oedipus Tyrannus of course. anyone who claims otherwise is a lie.

[Anonymous No.12517078]

Imagine being Odysseus on that island and having to be all like "damn, Calypso, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your melodic voice and golden loom. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 10 year old boy on your ship . Like seriously imagine having to be Odysseus and not only sit on that island while Calypso flaunts her disgusting nymph body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, year after year, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as the muses tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CALYPSO LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of boys and Trojan women and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Ithaca.

[Anonymous No.12517141]

as a horny teen I fapped to a scene in a Morgan Kane book

[Anonymous No.12517152]

I think when I was young I did to the almost rape scene in Across the Nightingale Floor.

[Anonymous No.12517223]

American Psycho

[Anonymous No.12517234]

Has anyone else got really hard at the sex scene in Atlas Shrugged?

I didn't finish the book but its within the first 200 pages

[Anonymous No.12517242]

Got hard in the train while reading elementary particules by houellebecq

[Anonymous No.12517265]

>>12516944
Tfw i thought it was a meme, but later find it in game after killing the head of hlauu house

[Anonymous No.12517361]

The cumswallowing scene in 2666

[Anonymous No.12517387]

>>12516944
Loving the bod' on this lass. Is there a human version?

[Anonymous No.12517392]

>>12516836
>>12516894
/thread

[Anonymous No.12517400]

>>12517361
Did I forget? What page?

[Anonymous No.12517487]

>>12517361
Don't know the page. Archimboldi in post war Cologne. Hungry German women suck random dicks at the central station to get that nutrious manbatter and die from STDs afterwards. I came buckets.

[Anonymous No.12517744]

>>12517392
you've literally never read one scene in a normal and felt sexually aroused? were you abused as a child or something?

[Anonymous No.12517747]

>>12517744
*normal book

[Anonymous No.12517749]

>>12517744
that s not what it fucking says.

[Anonymous No.12517754]

>>12517744
it doesn't say he isn't aroused by erotica. it says he avoids it. big difference, brainlet

[Anonymous No.12518532]

>>12517749
>>12517754
he says that feeling sexual during reading is "poisonous", SO you should avoid it. even though it'll happen anyway. his reasoning is absolutist so fundamentally flawed.

[Anonymous No.12518545]

>>12517387
>Loving the bod' on this lass. Is there a human version?
peak 2019

[Anonymous No.12518572]

I fapped to Naked Lunch when lad is hung and ass-raped by a mugwump because my phone had died and I was in bed.

[Anonymous No.12518586]

>>12518532
I disagree with it but you're a fucking brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12518600]

>>12517392
just to add to this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3jBrhI_qqAY

[Anonymous No.12518609]

>>12518600
This is great.

[Anonymous No.12518620]

>>12516872
Left Hand of Darkness

[Anonymous No.12518636]

>>12518600
Art is experiential as well as intellectual. You can be aroused and mentally stimulated at once, though most don't attempt to do both together.

[Anonymous No.12518739]

>>12516921

I've heard it said that Odysseus was some sort of superhuman for being able to still pine for Ithaca when he has a literal goddess as an eternal fuck buddy, but I think his reaction was pretty human. Odysseus was basically bored. He needed something to conquer and challenges to overcome otherwise he got depressed.

That said, at one point Odysseus says Calypso "ceased to please" him, which means that she had at one point. So for a while (probably a few years at least since he hung out with Circe for a year without feeling homesick) Odysseus was slamming divine pussy with no regrets.

[Anonymous No.12518755]

>>12518586
show me where my line of reasoning fails.

[Anonymous No.12518794]

>>12517392
>tfw the only thing I write is erotic fiction

[Anonymous No.12518818]

>>12518739
>I've heard it said that Odysseus was some sort of superhuman for being able to still pine for Ithaca when he has a literal goddess as an eternal fuck buddy
I'm pretty sure I wrote that post too.
>He needed something to conquer
Ithaca (as far as he knew) didn't need conquering, though.

[Anonymous No.12518873]

>>12518818
>I'm pretty sure I wrote that post too.
It was in the thread about John Green's video on the odyssey iirc.
>Ithaca (as far as he knew) didn't need conquering, though.
No but he needed to conquer the wrath of Poseidon. He couldn't accept immortality without struggle. Calypso may have been a goddess but she was too "easy". Returning to Penelope meant going against the will of a god, and because of her distance and difficulty in attaining, Penelope was more attractive to Odysseus than Calypso.

[Anonymous No.12518899]

American Psycho
Naked Lunch (most Burroughs novels desu)
Giovanni’s Room
Another Country
Pages from Cold Point
A Brief History of Seven Killings

[Anonymous No.12519050]

When Toru sleeps with Reiko in Norwegian Wood.

[Anonymous No.12519111]

>>12517744
>>12518532
t. ESL

[Anonymous No.12519412]

>>12518873
Yup that post was definitely me. That's a fair analysis too.

[Anonymous No.12519427]

>>12517392
that guy sounds like a literal fag

[Anonymous No.12519456]

>>12519427
This is what nofap does to you. You end up as a midwit retard larping as ye olde wise sage.

[Anonymous No.12519472]

>>12518636
>they made a fucking book version

Will wonders never cease

[Anonymous No.12519481]

>>12516799
Gravity's Rainbow. Considerate Slothrop gets it a couple times. Then there's smut, if you're into it.

[Anonymous No.12519934]

>>12516890

The part where Humbert gets a handy dandy underneath the desk during class was certainly something

[Anonymous No.12520111]

>>12516839

[Anonymous No.12520135]

>>12516921
eventually you would get tired of her ripping your dick clean off tho in a frenzy

maybe it was like prometheus and the vulture, except better. and worse

[Anonymous No.12520149]

>>12520135
every day for seven years after the fucking party Odysseus got to watch Calypso burn his junk in a brazier. and every day it would grow back. and it was cool and all. but still somehow he felt something was missing

[Anonymous No.12520628]

Story of the eye made me cum 2 times

[Anonymous No.12520656]

>>12516799
I fapped to the platypus part in The Terror

[Anonymous No.12520673]

>>12516799
no

[Anonymous No.12520676]

>>12520628
Which part? When they go sailing with the crew of Africans?

[Anonymous No.12520684]

>>12516799
I have fapped to online text, yes, but it was no book.

[Anonymous No.12520719]

various scenes from American Psycho

[Anonymous No.12520733]

I read this one book as a kid, I can barely remember it but it had something to do with Jack the Ripper and the devil. In one scene for whatever reason, a brute of a man is fucking some chick like a gorilla and beating his arms on his chest and then some contraption in the bed raises them up into a death trap. Does anyone have any idea what this book was?

[Anonymous No.12520751]

>>12516799
The mesopotamian myth of Inanna/Ishtar's descent into the underworld. It justs keeps getting hotter as it goes on.

[Anonymous No.12520770]

>>12516802
anais nin has never failed to make me cum

[Anonymous No.12520796]

One time I had to read Ten Little Indians by Alexie Sherman for school, and out of nowhere there was this really detailed sex scene that I got really hard to. Also Gravity's Rainbow gave me one of the most shameful erections I've ever experienced

[Anonymous No.12520820]

>>12520796
I prefer the original.

[Anonymous No.12520841]

The strongest orgasms happen when reading Hegel

[Anonymous No.12520846]

>>12517392
What is "the mind"? Could it be ruined?

[Anonymous No.12520849]

>>12520841
cringe.

[Anonymous No.12520862]

>>12519481
Same

[Anonymous No.12520868]

In 7th grade I fapped to Sum of All Fears when some woman a character was sleeping with hung her breasts in the guys face

[Anonymous No.12520886]

>>12516799
The threesome in ATD with Frank, Yashmeen, and that pathetic twink, Cyprian.

[Anonymous No.12520900]

>>12520841
link?

[Anonymous No.12521647]

>>12516872
>>There's no books where dickgirls have replaced traditional masculinity, forcing women to reinstate the virtuous behavior they so keenly outsourced.


wraeththu

[Anonymous No.12521672]

>>12516799
There was the homoerotic bondage scene in that Lovecraft story about Houdini.

[Anonymous No.12521709]

>>12517487
that was lit af

[Anonymous No.12521787]

The Savage Detectives

[Anonymous No.12521797]

And I cannot stress how excellently it is written. Huysmans-tier attention to detail. Speaking of which, Huysmans' Parisian Sketeches have one juicy chapter on armpit fetishism.

[Anonymous No.12522127]

>>12516799
The Cement Garden. Read it just after I finished Oreimo.

[Anonymous No.12522152]

The only true answer

[Anonymous No.12522256]

>>12520841
tfw you end up with absolute knowledge

[Anonymous No.12522258]

>>12516799
So glad I'm asexual and don't have to deal with such dirty, carnal desires.

[Anonymous No.12522274]

Rousseau's Confessions

[Anonymous No.12522488]

>>12516799
My diary

[Anonymous No.12523212]

>>12522258
cringe

[Anonymous No.12523987]

>>12516799
>ctrl+f
>"Anne Frank" 0 results

You disappoint me /lit/

[Anonymous No.12524108]

>>12523987
I'm sure you'll find your Anne Frank jokes on Reddit

t. asexual

[Anonymous No.12524213]

I've never ever ever become sexually aroused by literature or music. I dunno if I'm doing something wrong, but seriously. Not once for anything. Not even reading erotica. Nothing

[Anonymous No.12524895]

>>12516799
When one of the woman starts describing how when she was a little girl she used to jill off to saints getting tortured in catholic kids books.

[Anonymous No.12525131]

the boat scene in gravity's rainbow

[Anonymous No.12525673]

>>12520841
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOEjWOfsNRvTDtBzGNnniuA

>there are people on /lit right now who don't know about Hysterical Literature

[Anonymous No.12525705]

The Amber Spyglass

[Anonymous No.12525844]

>>12516799
I got an hard on while reading 'The Leopard'

[Anonymous No.12526076]

>>12516992
With the spy-hole? How could I forget. Goddamn