/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.12512796]

>hear this book is good
>literally about a cuckold

Wow thanks /lit/

[Anonymous No.12512811]

>>12512796
James Joyce himself is a cuckold. I can't remember the source, but he sent hundreds of love letters to a woman who basically snobbed him and got fucked by Chad

[Anonymous No.12512847]

>>12512796
This is at least the tenth thread about this in two days. What is the purpose behind all of this?

>>12512811
Really? Because he had a wife and kids and was so sociable he basically scammed his way out of debt his entire life just by speaking to the collectors.

[Anonymous No.12512849]

>>12512796
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

[Anonymous No.12512856]

>>12512796
This is a meme book.

[Anonymous No.12512860]

>>12512796
>reading for the plot
I think Harry Potter might be more your speed

[Anonymous No.12512864]

>>12512849
Lovely

[Anonymous No.12512887]

>>12512796
every men got cucked
but most haven't found out about it yet

that's why so many people like the book
their unconscious cuckness makes them resonate with cuck

[Anonymous No.12513120]

I POSTED IT AGAIN GUYS

[Anonymous No.12513135]

>>12512847
What does any of that have to do with him being a cuck?

[Anonymous No.12513140]

>>12513135
What does him having a wife and children have to do with him supposedly in love with a woman that doesn’t actually exist?

[Anonymous No.12513483]

>>12513140
Huh? Joyce had a waifu?

[Anonymous No.12514766]

>>12512811
His sweet farting Nora was his wife

[Anonymous No.12514771]

>>12512811
/ourguy/