Milk and honey parodies

[Anonymous No.12491740]

Make up some shit that would get in this book

[Anonymous No.12491746]

he wanted
me
to post
what
he wanted

[Anonymous No.12491747]

I have angel wings
Beneath my skin
Strip me naked
So I can be free ~

[Anonymous No.12491756]

hidden feelings
tend to
bloom
under his watch

- rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.12491778]

Artwork to keep in authentic

[Anonymous No.12491848]

[Anonymous No.12491849]

>>12491740
I'm the meme god
Swag
i'm the meme god

[Anonymous No.12491861]

my poems may
be shallow but
rape is wrong

[Anonymous No.12491864]

their words
hold me down
piercing my skin
like fishhooks
made
of
lies

-rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.12491876]

wing of chicken
tasty little wing
a bird of taste

[Anonymous No.12491879]

write in the air
until it becomes
as natural as
breathing

it’ll be awkward
and feel silly
at first

if you have a little kid around
get her
(or him)
to do it
with you

you’ll both have fun

you won’t feel so alone

and it’ll be good
for the child’s handwriting
too

if you don’t
have a kid
tell your co-workers
you’re improving
your financial karma

or hexing your boss

[Anonymous No.12491893]

people always look puzzled
when I mention
the shoulder girdle

if you raise
your hand
in the air
and make large circles

note the muscles you use
in doing so
here shown
in darker pink

that’s the shoulder
girdle

[Anonymous No.12491900]

>>12491740
free ice cream
chocolate and
strawberry flavour
but bring
your own bowl

[Anonymous No.12491902]

are m&h ripoffs allowed?

[Anonymous No.12491908]

also this one

[Anonymous No.12491911]

yeah much
creative writing
workshop

[Anonymous No.12491925]

true love
extinguishes
yet sets ablaze
some
thing else

- rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.12492000]

These fakes should be spread on IG/FB, guise.

[Anonymous No.12492254]

blueberries are
sweet
'cause they remind me of
your butt

[Anonymous No.12492257]

>>12492000
capital letters
punctuation
one single line

no no

[Anonymous No.12492273]

he looks at me
like i am beauty
maybe its true

[Anonymous No.12492300]

you like
toast
with butter
I was your toast
but
I wanted
jam
- Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.12492316]

sometimes
you might get hungry
for a sausage roll
but remember
you already carry a ham sandwich
- rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.12492326]

Never read this, because I'm not a simp.
I don't even read

[Anonymous No.12492328]

>>12491902
Is this Ruby Dhal a real person? I thought it was just something people made up to parody Rupi Kaur.

[Anonymous No.12492335]

>>12491740
it was
in a unreal way
the best of me
you

[Anonymous No.12492693]

These are gold

[Anonymous No.12492710]

>>12491740
didn't we have a parody book already?

[Anonymous No.12492717]

>>12492710
If we did I apologise, I must have missed it

[Anonymous No.12492874]

>>12492328
questions are just
another
way for men to
show that they are in charge

- ruby dhal

[Anonymous No.12492893]

>>12492335
Too real

[Anonymous No.12492897]

>>12492717

every time you
apologize it is like the
holocaust is happening
all
over again
even though it never really
happened
but it should have

- never apologize

ruby dhal

[Anonymous No.12492965]

[Anonymous No.12493022]

>>12492965
okay wait what is this actually though

[Anonymous No.12493041]

>>12493022
Lorca

[Anonymous No.12493134]

>>12492965

if a horse could pay
my bills
i would erase every man
from
my
contacts list

- horsedick in the moonlight

ruby dhal

[Anonymous No.12493665]

>>12491740
http://youtu.be/tkSNnR0aZTw

[Anonymous No.12494127]

you were like
spicy cheetos
i didnt want to stop
or i would taste
the spiciness

-rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.12494210]

people have
passion
for music
but not
music
for passion

[Anonymous No.12494308]

>>12491740

Sometimes
your love is
so
hot

it makes
me
freeze

[Anonymous No.12494332]

>>12491740

[Anonymous No.12494412]

>>12491861
grinned & chuckled

[Anonymous No.12494717]

>>12491746
first post
best post
is posted
the most

[Anonymous No.12494744]

>>12494332
>ruby gloom
kek

[Anonymous No.12494755]

my vagina
MY vagina
it is not
yours

[Anonymous No.12495056]

My Lips
Are loose
not those lips

[Anonymous No.12495068]

truth is something
you feel in
your heart.
no man
can
explain it away
with facts.

ruby dhal

[Anonymous No.12495108]

Subway closed
1,100 restaurants
More layoffs to come
I'm hungry for McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.12495237]

I spent hours
Finding videos
My tabs were ready
I was set
But I bust a nut
On the second scene

Disappointment

[Anonymous No.12495311]

you plough into me with two
fingers and i am
mostly shocked, it feels like rubber
against
an open wound,
i do not
like it. you begin pushing
faster and faster, but i feel nothing,
you search my face for
a reaction so
i begin acting like the naked women in the videos you watch
when you think no one’s looking,
i imitate their moans, hollow and hungry,
you ask if it feels good
and i say yes so quickly it
sounds rehearsed,
but the acting, you do not notice

Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.12495376]

>>12495311
too wordy for Rupi's low effort style

[Anonymous No.12495397]

crying in the shower
looking at the towel
~ drying up just the same ~

[Anonymous No.12495413]

>>12491740
see the Jannie
he cleans up
frog shit
on a Cantonese
bucket manufacturing
forum
for


free

[Anonymous No.12495518]

>>12495376
I just want to make sure that you are shitposting. That one is actually legit.

[Anonymous No.12495733]

in my desolate hole
you violate my body
but my body is not yours
i cry
but no one hears me

[Anonymous No.12495738]

Nice and smelly
My darling
Just one
Please
Brapppp
I sniff
I sniff

[Anonymous No.12496007]

when you see me
you only see my body
and not my heart
meatflaps

[Anonymous No.12496525]

[Anonymous No.12497135]

>>12496525

no cock is long
enough
to
sound the depths of
my
sadness

ruby dhal

[Anonymous No.12497324]

This thread is kino

[Anonymous No.12497348]

>>12497324
The kino
was the thread
but was it big
A guy was
for you

- Aye

[Anonymous No.12497352]

my name
is jefffff

[Anonymous No.12497357]

hey guys i
dont know is this
the UK immigration officer
in yorkshire

i just am wondering
i might write to my MP
(member of parliament , for those non-brits out there ;) )

what the fuck are we gonna do
about these gypsies

[Anonymous No.12497378]

of all things
love has done for me
surprising
it could hurt so much ~

[Anonymous No.12497387]

i am beautiful
except when youve
changed your mind

[Anonymous No.12497399]

>>12491740
Why did
She die?
Poor Anne
My wife

[Anonymous No.12497403]

i flapped my wings
like a dove
but you left.
the smell has
worsened each day
since

[Anonymous No.12497405]

ah my foreskin
where did you
go
i feel so cold and lonely without you

[Anonymous No.12499041]

Imagine being
happy
without you

(i kant)

[Anonymous No.12499055]

>>12491747
I have chicken wings
Beneath my skin
Strip me naked
So I can be full ~

[Anonymous No.12499060]

>>12491864
Too good an image

[Anonymous No.12499087]

>>12491740
the fitness gram
pacer test
is
a multistage
aerobic capacity
test

[Anonymous No.12499094]

>>12499060
I specifically went with it because I thought it sounded too retarded to be taken seriously

[Anonymous No.12499109]

>>12491740
rupi kaur trying to trick us in to writing her new book for her

[Anonymous No.12499131]

>>12495738
I don't know why but this one is far and away my favorite. The repetition of I sniff is brilliant, so emotionally fueled

[Anonymous No.12500215]

>>12499087
Kek, thanks for bringing me back anon

[Anonymous No.12500232]

putting
feminine ideas
down onto paper
feels
so good

[Anonymous No.12500339]

my cat named fred
went often to bed
cuddling with the hamster
while listening to H.P. Baxxter

[Anonymous No.12500392]

The foetus
Sprouted into a human
Like a seed into a tree

[Anonymous No.12500457]

>>12500392
i read your poem
and shed a tear
onto a seed in the ground
now theres milk and honey 2
estimated nose dive
in sales
all paper bound
the next year we'll cry together ~

[Anonymous No.12500483]

don't talk to me
or my
vagina
ever again

[Anonymous No.12500753]