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12490695 No.12490695 [Reply] [Original]

so... is nobody going to talk about his newest book that leaked recently?

>> No.12490702

>>12490695
Dragon Lord ?
Was it translated ?

>> No.12490706
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12490706

certainly it will become part of the western canon

>> No.12490717

>>12490706
Read it in his voice.

>> No.12490738

>>12490706
Someone translate

>> No.12490767

>>12490706
Nobel Prize winner 2019 right there

>> No.12490769

>>12490738
>He heard the sound of a dick which had a wet tip and was quickly jerked off. He knew the sound. He often himself did it like that after long movie nights wen Sophie had left. The sound got slower and strained. Instead the moaning got stronger. How old was the guy? To all appeerances he looked to be around 50. Which meant that he was aboute as old as Karoline.
>Suddenly Torsten gave a groan and Rainer felt that his di ck was now fully hard. He'd have loved to walk in to the guy and have him blow him off. Even though Torsten wasn't interested in men at all. It took a moment after which the toilet flushed and Torsten walking through the door with one hand on his fly looked up startled.

Tried to translate the orthographic errors.

>> No.12490789

>>12490769
Thank you, this is gold

>> No.12490797
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>>12490738
keep in mind that the original text is full of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.

>He heard the sound of a cock with a wet glans that was jerked off quickly. He knew the sound.
>He often did it this way himself after long movie nights when Sophie left. The sound slowed down and strained. Instead the moaning got stronger.
>How old was this guy? Apparently he looked like he was around 50. Which meant he was about as old as Karoline.
>Suddenly Torsten moaned and Rainer felt his dick was now hard. He'd love to join the guy and let him blow him off.
>Although Torsten surely wasn't interested in men at all. It took a moment after which the toilet was flushed and Torsten left the restroom with one hand on his pants fly, he looked up shocked.

>> No.12490826
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12490826

>"Open it up"
>
>With a trembling hand and embarrassed he opened the book. There was written in big gold letters:
>
>For Karsten
>One of my most loyal readers. May the book bring you horny hours and fantasies.
>
>With horny cock-regards
>Rainer.W.

>> No.12490831

>>12490797
Who even allowed this crap to be printed ?

>> No.12490850
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12490850

i like the cover

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>>12490850
>>12490851
>Rectal

>> No.12490867

>>12490695
>>12490850
>making music
>making videos
>writing books
>dancing
is he the original renaissance man, Germany's contemporary Goethe?

>> No.12490909

>>12490695
Is that the amazing atheist? Love that guy.

>> No.12490952

>>12490831
Spotted the Haider.

>> No.12490953

Haha based I found out about this guy from watching Countdankula kek

>> No.12490962

>>12490706
Sperg-tastisch, ja klar

>> No.12491028

>>12490706
>wen[n]
>[S]töhnen
>[A]nschein
>ungefähr[]
>Schwa[]nz
>not even mentioning the missing commas
ok, this is meddl loide

>> No.12491508

>>12490706
based

>> No.12492131

Meddler sind wesentlich bessere Autoren als billige kleine Kacknazis

>> No.12492209

>>12490695
Meddl ihr fotzen

>> No.12492906

>>12492131
fürwahr

>> No.12493088

>English speakers will never truly appreciate the absolute mess and bastardisation of language this is

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>>12493088
>he doesn't know about Timothy Dexter and 'A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress'

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12493133

er kann nichtmal "Kapitel" richtig schreiben

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Das Board hat noch ich genug scheiss drauf da müsst ihr noch euer traurigstes Hobby hierher bringen? smk

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>>12493308
Eh was willsche Jung ich komm dir gleich rüber.

>> No.12494427

>>12493133
neger, er führt bloß marx‘ werk fort

>> No.12494619

I don't speak nazi, who the hell is this lardo

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12494851

Ein Drachenlord-Faden auf /lit/.
Sachen gibts.

>>12494619
Basically the german pendant to Chris-chan, but instead of specific mental illness its just plain retardation and stupidity.