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smut Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:27:35 2019 No.12483634 [Reply] [Original]

What are some good books to masturbate to?

Song of Solomon doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:28:26 2019 No.12483638 Your girl looked much better in the thumbnail A Sport and a Pastime by James Salter

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:28:35 2019 No.12483640 >>12483634 Story of the eye

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:31:06 2019 No.12483651 >>12483638 >>12483640 At least post a little bit about the book so we know what's hot about it. People who are only into vore wouldn't wanna read 50 shades of grey for instance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:32:10 2019 No.12483653 >>12483651 He fuck lady n cum

>>	ΟΥΤΙΣ Sun Jan 27 00:32:27 2019 No.12483655 The Ego and Its Own

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:34:39 2019 No.12483665 Reluctant Cuckold by David McManus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:36:16 2019 No.12483670 >>12483634 Try Lolita I hear it’s good

>>	Anti-/lit/ !N4bnZoKwfU Sun Jan 27 00:36:54 2019 No.12483674 File: 18 KB, 294x294, 97a-m8sV_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] original waifu coming through. Do NOT steal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 00:44:37 2019 No.12483699 File: 18 KB, 480x360, 1547144786712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Les Chants de Maldoror, unironically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 02:21:59 2019 No.12484117 File: 275 KB, 558x787, christmasgay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12483699 The champs of malodor? Is that a stinky feet contest haha

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 05:13:55 2019 No.12484576 >>12483634 The story of O

Anti-/lit/ !N4bnZoKwfU Sun Jan 27 05:23:26 2019 No.12484609

>>12483674
I want her to absolutely destroy me in a game of chess. I want to try and beat her over and over again, and lose over and over again. I want her to "go easy on me: and then chuckle when I stupidly sacrifice my queen in an inevitable 3 move sequence involving a check with a pawn.

And I want her to kiss my head when I angrily flip the board, and sit down in my lap, and look up into my eyes and say

"It is okay anon. I know you're still smart! You're so clever to me! It's just a game, you are so clever to me in other activities! Like how you purchased a 12 dollar bottle of wine by declaring it "russet potatoe" at the self checkout thereby saving our ever mutual account 10 dollars!"

And I want kiss her neck, and with a certain amount of adolescent frustration, tear off..
.

Okay I'm done you get the idea. Sorry Marya. You are beautiful and brilliant. How can one not?

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 05:57:52 2019 No.12484688

>>12484609
i want to read the one where i over zealously defeat her in every game of chess that evening and she pegs me extra hard later on using a bigger more uncomfortable ribbed dildo, which i fully deserve because i forgot the etiquette of holding back when playing against the lady.

Anti-/lit/ !N4bnZoKwfU Sun Jan 27 06:14:53 2019 No.12484724
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>>12484688
No no friend, the inversion has to take place at an intellectual level so that the symmetry may be preserved through the sexual act. You've got it all backwards.

God she sure is pretty... and so smart! What more could a man want?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:39:19 2019 No.12484943 File: 287 KB, 1487x2048, chess2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 07:40:27 2019 No.12484947 File: 2.70 MB, 960x540, chess.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:17:33 2019 No.12485463 >>12484947 rip

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:23:51 2019 No.12485483 >ring on the index finger aka "I take it up the ass after two beers"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:23:51 2019 No.12485484 All roads lead to winter Its about an alien cat lady tho

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:36:34 2019 No.12485522
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>>12483634
Pic related is (roughly) the autobiography of an old art hoe. She's still a redactor in chief or something, in a contemporary art magazine. No need to say she can't write or think, but as a narrative of real-life orgies etc., it's decent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:57:58 2019 No.12485586 >>12484947 they play like retards big baka

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:58:54 2019 No.12485590 File: 20 KB, 320x320, 1503996149913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I learn to play chess? I have no one to teach me or play with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 10:59:34 2019 No.12485597 >>12485590 play online chess

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:14:26 2019 No.12485644 >>12485590 youtube then online chess

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:25:59 2019 No.12485675 >>12484724 >inversion has to take place at an intellectual level so that the symmetry may be preserved through the sexual act what are you a fucking feminist writing for women

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:30:41 2019 No.12485688 >>12485590 you could either do that and spend your time memorizing all the moves of the chess political hierarchy or you could simply play go and better use your mind

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:35:32 2019 No.12485705 >>12484943 Who did? Looks like an aggressive use of pawns

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:39:05 2019 No.12485721 Print out the reddit nofap FAQ or info section whatever it's called and post a tribute to it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:47:55 2019 No.12485755 File: 471 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20190110-004452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12484609

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 11:56:00 2019 No.12485785 >>12484943 OK... Which way does the horse move again anon? Haha you're so smart!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:05:06 2019 No.12486173 Anais Nin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:07:11 2019 No.12486188 Masturbation is an evil degenerate act. It leads to watching pornography which is enough to damn a man to hell.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:10:25 2019 No.12486204
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>>12485721
>wasting his precious energy through orgasms
I can feel my creativity dip when I fap and I feel depressed for days. I'm sure everybody's got their own level of healthy fapping. I just feel like mine is 0.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:21:11 2019 No.12486250 >>12484947 Nabokov would probably be enraged from a single glance on that board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:24:01 2019 No.12486257 File: 15 KB, 150x387, 150px-Stirner02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12486188 Based dubs of truth. DO NOT WANK. PS: sex is a spook.

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:24:34 2019 No.12486260

>>12486204
if i dont let off some nut at least once a week i get depressed, but if i go crazy and edge for 5 hours to bukkake gangbangs i will feel ashamed for like a day after, so u have to get the right medium, maybe fape twice a week to "normal" porn no more than an hour session

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:28:08 2019 No.12486272 i only feel bad about jackin cuz i live with roommates so its awkward if i had my own condo i would just be sprayin jizz everywhere no shame feelin good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:30:37 2019 No.12486281 >>12486204 This. I feel great after going 2 weeks without fapping and feel like shit afterwards

Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:34:44 2019 No.12486297

>>12486281
i feel good in some ways but then i go this low grade creeping depression and i ax myself when did u last nut? and if its like a week or two im like "aha!" also if i dont nut for a long time i start tryna fuck thots and in the age of #metoo thats not good, fapping your dick and squirting thick ropes of jizzum all over your desk might be degenerate but you can't get fired for it i mean assuming ur doing it at home

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 13:45:43 2019 No.12486367 File: 8 KB, 150x233, 150px-The_Fermata_cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lit porn for actual schizos also a great book

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 14:11:40 2019 No.12486521 >>12483634 Any book which contains your particular fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:28:10 2019 No.12486936 >>12485590 Get Chess by Post for your smartphone. It's great and will verse you against players of your own still level

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:34:38 2019 No.12486969 File: 37 KB, 640x710, 0DrFPIn_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12483634 What's that? Queen's Gambit, you say?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:40:54 2019 No.12487011 >>12485522 What are real life orgies like? I always assumed they'd be full of old gross tubs of lard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:41:48 2019 No.12487018 I masturbated to lolita a few times while reading it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 15:48:27 2019 No.12487056 Any good books for someone with a voyeur fetish or an embarrassed nude female fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:41:21 2019 No.12488160 >>12484943 >the French defense Based.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:48:54 2019 No.12488210 >>12484947 Really bothers me how they're resting those pieces.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:48:54 2019 No.12488211 File: 149 KB, 800x633, 1545050050475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Naked Lunch is pretty hot of you're into men and death. I think I might have managed to masturbate to confession of a mask too for the same reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 18:57:04 2019 No.12488245 File: 12 KB, 174x289, beautifullosers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12487011 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R5ahlmQoBM OP, this is the only novel that brought me to completion. the political rally sex scene.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:04:25 2019 No.12488284 >>12483670 It absolutely is not even remotely titillating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 19:09:11 2019 No.12488308 >>12488284 That's not true at all. You might not be turned on by it (good for you) but it's definitely very titillating if you like the young flesh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 20:10:32 2019 No.12488599 >>12485597 have fun playing against chess titan on hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 20:34:57 2019 No.12488752 American Psycho

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 27 21:41:58 2019 No.12489150 LOLITA

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