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12476410 No.12476410[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What's the best, non-cucked english translation?

>> No.12476764

Bump

>> No.12478013

Bump

>> No.12478039

>>12476410
The Diary of Anne Frank: Her Diary Desu Edition

>> No.12478059
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>>12476764
>>12478013
Please take the time to read what others have written, and try to make thoughtful, well-written posts of your own. Bump replies are not necessary.

>> No.12478192

>non-cucked
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12478422 [DELETED] 
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>>12476410

Whichever one has her describing childbirth and gave me an instant pregnancy fetish.

>> No.12478714 [DELETED] 

>>12478059

based

>> No.12479298

>>12478422
Wait, what? I'm aware her father had portions of the diary censored, but i thought it was just a bit about her crushing on a boy, not talking about pregnancy?

>> No.12479326

>>12476410
why does jewish literature always include children masturbating?

>> No.12479840
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12479840

>tfw we came so close to saving Anne

>> No.12479984

>>12479298
It's a /his/ meme.

>> No.12480444 [SPOILER] 
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>>12479298

>When you're standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also covered with hair, which press together when you're standing, so you can't see what's inside. They separate when you sit down and they're very red and quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second thought, looks like a kind of blister. That's the clitoris.
>There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let alone how a whole baby can get out!

I instantly developed an Anne Frank pregnant and giving birth fetish from reading that and have been fantasizing about it ever since.

>> No.12480731
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>a heavily pregnant Anne Frank and Peter van Pels will never emerge from their hiding spot to find a company of Confederate infantrymen resting on the side of the road, playing "Oh Susanna" on a harmonica. Perplexed at the strange square flag the color guard clutches tightly, cherishing it as if it were a sacred relic, Anne and Peter curiously reach out to touch it, which the soldiers allow. As they feel the wool banner run through their fingertips, they do not know its meaning, but can nonetheless sense the importance it has in the hearts those who carry it.

feelsbadman

>> No.12481148

>>12478422

This

>> No.12482002

Bump and a question where does one get french to english translated novel the exact one im looking for is central park by guillaume musso ,searching lead me nowhere, thanks in advance if u can find it

>> No.12482221

WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

>> No.12482795

>>12478422

Based

>> No.12482808

>>12478039
I don't know why I wasn't expecting this

>> No.12483359

>>12476764
>>12478013

based

>> No.12484734

>>12482221

based

>> No.12484745

>>12483359
Based

>> No.12485495

>>12476410

yes

>> No.12486583

>>12484734
>>12484745

Based

>> No.12486888
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12486888

Read SIEGE instead.

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>>12486888

Checked

>> No.12488289

>>12480444
That's it? Just an anatomical description?

>> No.12488295
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12488295

>>12486888
THIS

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>>12476410

>> No.12489869
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>>12486888
>blocks your path

>> No.12490483
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>>12486888

Isn't Mason unironically a relative of Charles Manson or something.

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>>12486888

What are you going to do to me if I refuse to?

>> No.12491973 [DELETED] 

>>12486583

Based

>> No.12492865

>>12480731

Dafuq

>> No.12493390

>>12490713

This

>> No.12494439

>>12476410

My version ofc

>> No.12496380

>>12488379

Siege is a really shitty book desu

>> No.12496382

>>12479840

How so?

>> No.12496400 [DELETED] 
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>A heavily pregnant Anne Frank will never pin you to the wall, kissing you deeply before throwing you onto the bed
>She will never guide your throbbing hard cock into her pussy.
>She will never stare at you in pure lust as she rides your dick
>ywn cum deep inside her when her water breaks
>ywn help Anne pull herself off of you as she moans in a mixture of orgasmic pleasure and excruciating pain
>ywn try and calm her as she begins to panic
>ywn see her clench her teeth as the contractions start to roll through her body
>ywn sooth her skin with a wet rag as the sweat rolls down her face, mixing with the tears that run from freely from her beautiful blue eyes
>ywn hear her grunting and realize she can only hold back her urge to scream for so long and she'll wake up the whole city
>thinkfast.jpg
>ywn French kiss Anne as she breathes in to shriek
>she will never feel an instant sense of relief for a few short moments
>ywn promise to kiss her passionately if she doesn't scream
>ywn kiss her and rub her stomach to relieve her aches with each contraction
>ywn feel Anne biting down your lip as she pushes, tearing the skin off bit by bit
>ywn have both your lips and hands locked with hers as Margot delivers the baby
>ywn pull your mouth from hers, your lips bleeding profusely, and kiss her rosy cheeks, leaving a very wet and very red mark on them
>ywn sit in the bed with Anne, holding the baby together, soaking your pants in her blood
>ywn have your seemingly endless moment of tranquility be disrupted by Edith complaining that you two completely ruined the bedsheets and that she'll never be able to get them clean
>"Oy gevalt, you two could've at least cleared the bed BEFORE bringing my first grandchild into the world on it! Made my job a little easier."
>ywn help Anne out of the bed while Edith tries her best to wash them
>ywn ignore the pain and kiss Anne on the mouth again, leaving her lips red as if coated with the brightest French lipstick

feelsbadman

>> No.12496409

Ball point pen.

>> No.12496737
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12496737

>a very pregnant Anne Frank will never gently pet the horse of a Confederate cavalryman as a thank you for saving her

It hurts to live.

>> No.12498473 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.12498666

>>12479840
fuck off Canada liberated us

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>>12498666

Except Anne died because they sent incompetent Yankees, Moose Fuckers, and Bongs to do a Southerner's job you incredulous fuck.

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>>12498666
>fuck off Canada liberated us
>fails miserably at saving Anne Frank

Amateurs at best desu

>> No.12499240

>>12498666
thanks based canada for making us a vassal state of the US

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12499553

I really like how no one in this thread even pretends to be on topic and it's just devolved into pregnancy erotica and pro-Confederate propagandizing.

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>>12486888

So this is the power of National Socialism...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-tc5lPFdks

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>> No.12500538

>>12479840

Amen

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>>12486888

SS MARSCHEIERT

IN FEINDESLAND

UND SINGT EIN TEUFELSLIED

>> No.12501317

How did /his/ manage to produce a shittier meme than anything that has ever been posted on /s4s/

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>>12501317
>pregnant Anne Frank
>not a brilliant meme

>> No.12501908

>>12479984

Explain

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>>12501317

It didn't

>> No.12503025
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God Bless the Boys in Grey

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>>12499240

Would you prefer to be an actual vassal state of Germany?

>> No.12503162

>>12502550
The most strangest thing in this pic is the last italian guy telling OP to go to /mu/

>> No.12503198

>>12503162
Anne Frank posting has been a staple of /mu/ since the dawn of the board, due to In The Aeroplane Over The Sea being number 1 on every /mu/core chart. Check out the lyrics for Holland,1945 and Oh Comely to see why.
/his/, of course, completely drove it into the ground because some autist kept posting lengthy fanfics about pregnant Anne Frank and Confederate fighters.