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Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:33:56 2019 No.12476272 [Reply] [Original]

What book do I suggest to a girl that I want to bed? Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:35:55 2019 No.12476279 Infinite Jest... Duh!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:36:24 2019 No.12476280 >>12476272 infinite jest

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:36:32 2019 No.12476281 >>12476279 more like Insipid Mess

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:39:47 2019 No.12476289 infinite jest

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:39:57 2019 No.12476290 >>12476272 My Year of Rest and Relaxation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:40:13 2019 No.12476291 >>12476279 >>12476280 do I give her my highlighted unfinished copy or

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:40:15 2019 No.12476293 >>12476272 Kama sutra

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:40:43 2019 No.12476295 >>12476279 >>12476280 >>12476289 If only this meme was a finite jest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:43:10 2019 No.12476302 >>12476295 actually pushed air out of my nose reading this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:44:22 2019 No.12476309 >>12476272 >pursuing women Fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 17:45:42 2019 No.12476313 >>12476295 the term infinite jest means lots of humour not forever joke so it is a meme of finite jest

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 18:13:08 2019 No.12476416 >>12476272 the wretched of the earth

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 18:21:23 2019 No.12476447 >>12476272 Finnegans Wake

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 18:44:46 2019 No.12476559 >>12476290 is this good? my sis was boutta read last i saw her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 18:47:21 2019 No.12476572 >>12476302 you're such a faggot but I respect you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 18:49:59 2019 No.12476579 Culture of critique

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 18:53:12 2019 No.12476590 >>12476559 don't know. I liked her other one, Eileen, tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 18:54:06 2019 No.12476596 Norwegian Wood

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 19:23:18 2019 No.12476742 >>12476272 My diary desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 19:25:55 2019 No.12476758 File: 48 KB, 414x437, 1468011022100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sex And Character

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 19:25:57 2019 No.12476759 >>12476596 This dude knows what's up. Those pseud "reader" chicks moisten faster than Schneider's lips at a girl's softball at the mere mention of the name Murakami.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 19:28:34 2019 No.12476782 No attractive woman has ever read a book. I can't be convinced otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 19:50:56 2019 No.12476905 File: 95 KB, 533x556, Clarice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12476782 She even wrote a few herself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 19:54:37 2019 No.12476920 >>12476905 >woman try again trannyloving libcuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 19:55:52 2019 No.12476934 >>12476920 faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 21:51:25 2019 No.12477489 File: 99 KB, 622x544, Screen Shot 2019-01-25 at 9.50.40 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY are they ALL like this AAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 21:53:26 2019 No.12477496 >>12477489 watching the internet come to terms with this(or more often furiously refusing to do so) is endless comedy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 21:56:23 2019 No.12477511 >>12476272 black pilled a girl into reading gravity's rainbow now shes suffering from an identity crisis and wont talk to anyone feels good man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 21:57:28 2019 No.12477515 File: 35 KB, 550x422, really.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12477496 we really do live in a society

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 21:58:45 2019 No.12477520 >>12477515 You have to get over it. You can't change the way you look unless you can afford to, which you probably can't. Just do your own thing and a woman will eventually latch onto you like a lamprey

>>	« ƸЖƷ » Fri Jan 25 22:02:27 2019 No.12477538 >>12476905 Not even Clarice, dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 22:10:39 2019 No.12477579 File: 25 KB, 360x360, bee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12477520 >Just do your own thing and a woman will eventually latch onto you like a lamprey uh Do you have a single fact to back that up because I don't think it works that way

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 22:13:08 2019 No.12477595 >>12476782 all women read books until about 1960(?) except in spain where no one reads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 25 22:13:11 2019 No.12477597 >>12477579 Even if it isn't true, it's the best option an ugly poor introvert has

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:30:54 2019 No.12478488 >>12476272 The invention of Morel worked perfectly for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:39:33 2019 No.12478513 >>12477520 I think you're missing the point

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:41:16 2019 No.12478520 >>12477597 >best option >does nothing there is another option

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:47:17 2019 No.12478537 >>12477520 This just demonstrates how women and simps can't comprehend the "incel". They actually think it's acceptable to get a turn after the 999th dick, 30 years later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 02:54:12 2019 No.12478559 File: 499 KB, 500x375, dexter whisper.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12476272 The Phenomenology of Spirit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 03:05:48 2019 No.12478592 File: 260 KB, 1141x711, Jus b urself.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12477520 >Just do your own thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 03:11:30 2019 No.12478600 >>12478559 the phenomelette du fromage you meeeeaaaaaannnn

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 04:32:19 2019 No.12478738 Women are the largest share of readership. They just don't read the kind of books /lit/ reads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 04:54:50 2019 No.12478777 File: 394 KB, 510x715, system of objects baudrillard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12476272 <--------------

Anonymous Sat Jan 26 04:59:57 2019 No.12478796
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>>12477579
it absolutely works. women don't want to marry 'the sister they never had' kind of guy who's a little puppy with them. they want a guy who WON'T watch a rom com with them but will take them fishing but only because he was going anyway, and she'll have to learn to portage and gut a fish.
If you're a Star Wars convention kind of guy, do that. Never sacrifice any part of yourself, that is a HUGE turn-of for women.
Wait 10 years and you'll see a ton of male SJW's are single.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 05:02:20 2019 No.12478804 >>12478796 cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 05:02:46 2019 No.12478805 unironically story of the eye

Anonymous Sat Jan 26 05:29:57 2019 No.12478875

>>12478804
How is this cringe? Wtf is wrong with you? Either you're a virgin, scrawny fuck, or you're woman. In either case, your will is decadent, you will never be happy, you will always be trampled upon, and your meager existence will meet it's rightful end in a ditch. Get fucked. You people never will see the light

Anonymous Sat Jan 26 05:39:01 2019 No.12478895
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>>12476272
the ultimate love story, a guy goes insane over a girl who is completely unable to see him
throw in some wierd science fiction too and you get yourself a real page turner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 09:25:13 2019 No.12479552 >>12478875 imagine being this nigga over here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 09:27:07 2019 No.12479559 >>12477489 >implying it's not exactly same for the dudes attractive enough to swing it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 26 09:42:44 2019 No.12479607 >>12478895 >a real page turner would be the case if you could actually expect something, in terms of plot or understanding

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