Washington DC /lit/ MEETUP THREAD

[Anonymous No.12464855]

We are going to be having another Washington D.C. /lit/ meetup on Saturday February 2nd

It will be at the Irish Channel restaurant and pub on 500 H St NW, right by the Capitol One Area.

6:30pm is the start time

If you have questions or want to be put on the mailing list so that I can notify you in the case of future meetups than you can email me at [e-mail]

I will either be reading or will have a book visible on the table

[Anonymous No.12464879]

What the fuck do you even do on these meet ups? Recite copypastas prosodically? Discuss which DFW footnote is the best? Compare your feminine penises? It seems so pointless.

[Anonymous No.12464884]

I no longer live near DC but I would like to say good luck OP and I hope you guys have a good time.

[Anonymous No.12464930]

>>12464884
Thank you

[Anonymous No.12465044]

>>12464855
Fuck off

>t. Columbia Heights master race reporting in you fucking pussies

[Anonymous No.12465171]

>>12464879
We talk about literature

[Anonymous No.12465223]

bump

[Anonymous No.12465443]

>>12465044
>Columbia Heights

>Columbia Heights is a neighborhood in Northwest Washington, D.C. Columbia Heights is known for its diversity, housing stock major retailers

[Anonymous No.12466076]

bedtime bump, goodnight /lit/

[Anonymous No.12466413]

Watchu drinkin tonight, lads?

[Anonymous No.12466629]

>>12464855

fucking get this guy to show, saw this in another thread:

glowworm . blog

[Anonymous No.12467480]

>>12466413
That disheveled Wojack with the Steel Reserve meme was unironically me until I found out that my local beer store had some IPA with a higher alcohol content but which actually tasted good.

[Anonymous No.12467504]

>>12467480
for reference

[Anonymous No.12468225]

bump

[Anonymous No.12468548]

>>12464855
imma try to make it senpai

[Anonymous No.12468754]

Glowworm, if I'm D.C., I'll bring you this. It's good.

-alligator

[Anonymous No.12468768]

>>12467504
Lmfao, nice

[Anonymous No.12468775]

This is good too. A little cheaper and easier to find. Best brandy I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.12469137]

>>12468775
this makes me wanna meet a charming normande girl, no other girl comes close

[Anonymous No.12469151]

>>12464879
>socializing is pointless
clean ur room

[Anonymous No.12469372]

Can’t wait to wash my lukewarm haggis down with ultra- pasteurized Guinness while a pair of c- cups in a short kilt hands me my check

[Anonymous No.12470082]

>>12466629
pic?

[Anonymous No.12470151]

>>12470082

pic of what? it's not my library, i just want to talk to the dude face to face

[Anonymous No.12470185]

>>12469372
they don't serve Haggis I checked their menu

[Anonymous No.12470628]

>>12470185
It comes with their Irish Breakfast

[Anonymous No.12470666]

If I wear my maga hat, can I expect to be harassed by Black Israelites? Will a Native American performance a rain dance upon me, and what chant will you folks perform to protect me from his ancient curse?

[Anonymous No.12470799]

>>12470666
>666
>Satan supports Blumpf
I can't say I'm surprised

[Anonymous No.12470841]

>>12470628
hmm, I'm not seeing it on their menus, maybe I'm looking at the wrong one

>>12470666
We should be safe, those sorts of people tend to stay around the monuments where most of the tourists are

[Anonymous No.12471311]

bump

[Anonymous No.12472625]

>>12469372

Just think about what the lassies dank feetsies must be like in that moment

[Anonymous No.12472695]

>>12464855

If you all don't mind, there's six maybe seven /lit/ posters of color who usually lurk this board from a nearby HBCU, and we'd love to attend. We don't want to be a crowd and know there's only so much space.

[Anonymous No.12472710]

There's some stealthy salty emissions coming to some book nerds' hair, hoodies, purses and messenger bags, courtesy of my sturdy uncut briney slime squirter. There will be briney slime sprayed atop the annointed ones so gathered within the Irish Channel restaurant's men's restroom.

[Anonymous No.12472716]

>>12464855

The Irish Channel restaurant? I once had a milf give me a footjob in the bathroom their but the guy in the next stall over kept blasting so much cabbage wind that me and the lady had to taker her tootsies out back behind the kitchen where she told me to tug myself while she wiggled her toes in one of the alley's spotlights. She was a good broad for a whore.

[Anonymous No.12472719]

The Irish Channel restaurant in DC? Isn't that where that incel book club, calling themselves /lit/ in some weird hacker slang, hangs out and talks about how to steal women's rights? Who wants to go to the Irish Channel restaurant in Washington DC and discover you are in an obviously government-monitored incel-miscreant social watering hole?

[Anonymous No.12472729]

If the poorly informed owners of the Irish Channel restaurant happen to be posting or lurking on 4chan, I implore you to reconsider risking your livelihood on the unscrupulous social-climbers of the /lit/ meetup organizing committee. they represent a great many yuppie interests and seek to make Washington DC into a series of low-coast favela properties surrounding some fabulous gambling and shopping areas. They literally profess faith to a system they identify as "Analology," and only ever administer or receive sexual pleasure via rectal nerve endings.

[Anonymous No.12472772]

I can honestly say I've never paid a tab at the Irish Channel restaurant. They're so busy plus I think because they're Irish they only count your beers when it gets above five

[Anonymous No.12473288]

>>12472729
Yes, but only ironically