Hey /lit/ what would be your favorite bible verse?

[Anonymous No.12464840]

[Anonymous No.12464958]

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Genesis 1:28 KJV

[Anonymous No.12464972]

>"For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart."

Jeremiah 29:11-13

[Anonymous No.12464990]

>>12464840
I like how the "new testament" breaks away from schizophrenic thinly veiled polytheistic mythic god of the near east and approaches a sort of coherent idea of god, so my favorite is John 3 16
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
it's just nice. Also fun how it's on the bottom of in-n-out cups

[Anonymous No.12465002]

>>12464990
cursed reply

[Anonymous No.12465027]

Ruth 1:16 is a particular favorite.

Do not urge me to leave you or turn back from following you; for where you go, I will go, and where you lodge, I will lodge. Your people shall be my people, and your God, my God.

John 21:25 and John 1:1-5 are also great.

[Anonymous No.12465062]

I was a wall,
and my breasts were like towers;
then I was in his eyes
as one who brings peace.

[Anonymous No.12465127]

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

[Anonymous No.12465148]

2 Moreover it is required of stewards that they be found trustworthy. 3 But with me it is a very small thing that I should be judged by you or by any human court. I do not even judge myself. 4 I am not aware of anything against myself, but I am not thereby acquitted. It is the Lord who judges me. 5 Therefore do not pronounce judgment before the time, before the Lord comes, who will bring to light the things now hidden in darkness and will disclose the purposes of the heart. Then every man will receive his commendation from God.

1 Cor.

[Anonymous No.12465163]

love thy neighbor

[Anonymous No.12465194]

>>12465148
37 “Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven; 38 give, and it will be given to you; good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For the measure you give will be the measure you get back.”

Luke 6

[Anonymous No.12465330]

>>12464840
"cut your baby's dickskin off" - god

[Anonymous No.12465537]

>>12464840
Sorry if off-topic, but does anyone want to speculate on when the Day of Judgment will arrive? I assume you guys believe in that, right? I'm not Christian but I do believe in it, simply because it matches other prophecies in other traditions, like the Kalki-avatar of Hinduism and the notion of the Kali Yuga. I hope to heck I'm not punished just for not being Christian though. But anyway, Jesus spoke of these prophecies during the Sermon on the Mount, and I ask you guys whether you think they'll happen in our lifetime?

[Anonymous No.12465547]

>>12465537
It has already happened

[Anonymous No.12465663]

How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow.

[Anonymous No.12465778]

>>12464840
Love never fails. But where there are prophecies,they will cease; where there are tongues,they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.For we know in partand we prophesy in part,but when completeness comes,what is in part disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror;then we shall see face to face.Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love.But the greatest of these is love.

[Anonymous No.12465822]

>>12464840
Matthew 21:17
>And he left them, and went out of the city into Bethany; and he lodged there.

[Anonymous No.12465927]

The verse that drives one away from 4chan:

"I will not set before my eyes anything that is worthless."
Psalm 101:3

[Anonymous No.12466108]

>>12464840

Uhhh... thou shall not.... something, ah screw this!

>throws rock at op

[Anonymous No.12466237]

Matthew 10:34-39

34 Do not assume that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
35 For I have come to turn
‘A man against his father,
a daughter against her mother,
a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law.
36 A man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.’
37 Anyone who loves his father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; anyone who loves his son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me;
38 and anyone who does not take up his cross and follow Me is not worthy of Me.
39 Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for My sake will find it.

[Anonymous No.12466254]

Jesus wept

[Anonymous No.12466326]

>>12465537
Christ says explicitly that it can't be predicted, so we'll never know

[Anonymous No.12466378]

>>12464990
New testament is Greek. Socratic questioning, parables and philosphers God.

[Anonymous No.12466454]

It is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven.

[Anonymous No.12466467]

>>12464840
>Our Father who art in heaven,
>Hallowed be thy name.
>Thy kingdom come,
>Thy will be done
>on Earth as it is in Heaven.
>Give us this day our daily bread,
>and forgive us our trespasses,
>as we forgive those who trespass against us,
>and lead us not into temptation,
>but deliver us from evil.
>For thine is the kingdom,
>and the power, and the glory,
>for ever and ever
>Amen.

[Anonymous No.12466470]

>>12466378
WE

[Anonymous No.12466497]

The one where a mob surrounds a guy's house demanding the owner let them take turns putting it up an angel's ass but he throws his mistress outside and they rape her to death instead.

[Anonymous No.12466565]

Micah 6:8
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?

Hebrews 13:2
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

Proverbs 8:22-24
The Lord possessed me in the beginning of his way, before his works of old.

I was set up from everlasting, from the beginning, or ever the earth was.

When there were no depths, I was brought forth; when there were no fountains abounding with water.

[Anonymous No.12467142]

>>12465163
*neighborino

[Anonymous No.12467172]

>>12464840
Psalm 58, in particular:
11
Then the just shall rejoice to see the vengeance
and bathe their feet in the blood of the wicked.
12
Then people will say:
“Truly there is a reward for the just;
there is a God who is judge on earth!”

[Anonymous No.12467183]

>>12464840
>inb4 revelation 2:9 and 3:9

[Anonymous No.12467209]

>>12466254
>Jesus Wept

Sad

[Anonymous No.12467216]

>>12464840
Proverbs 28:1
The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.

[Anonymous No.12467238]

>>12464840
all of them :)

[Anonymous No.12467242]

2 Kings 18:27
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

[Anonymous No.12467243]

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

[Anonymous No.12467251]

Jesus walking on water has always been one of my favorite Biblical stories.
>Immediately Jesus reached out his hand and caught him. "You of little faith, why did you doubt?"
I also love John the Baptist's line "I have baptized you in water, but he will baptize you in the Holy Spirit."

>>12467243
The best of the OT. None of that revenge porn people were whacking off to earlier.

[Anonymous No.12467287]

I like Acts 19:11-12 because you can yeet on sola scriptura protties who think veneration of relics is "idolatry." The only thing they can do is deny the bible lmao

>God did extraordinary miracles through Paul, so that even handkerchiefs and aprons that had touched him were taken to the sick, and their illnesses were cured and the evil spirits left them.

[Anonymous No.12467293]

>>12464990
cringe & marcionpilled

[Anonymous No.12467317]

Mark 10:21 King James Version (KJV)
21 Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me.

[Anonymous No.12467661]

>>12467287
I can understand why someone wouldn't believe in the Holy Trinity, and why someone would be for aniconism, but where did the myth that Catholics worship Saints come from?

[Anonymous No.12467755]

>>12464990
>>12465002
>>12467293

This is not to say that Yahweh is a tyrant but, from his perspective, he is not one with Jesus, though Jesus is one with him. It is not so much the former's massacres, which are actually as clever as the latter's words, but the idea that said massacres are part of his broader demonstrative demeanor, which betrays "negative" perfection, in contrast to the latter's demonstration which is only tangential to his reason, "positive" perfection.

[Anonymous No.12468093]

>>12467661
>I can understand why someone wouldn't believe in the Holy Trinity
Why? If you are taking either the Scriptures or Holy Tradition as being authoritative then unitarianism isn't possible.

>and why someone would be for aniconism
Exodus 25:18 refutes aniconism when describing how the Ark of the Covenant is to be made:
>And thou shalt make two cherubims of gold, of beaten work shalt thou make them, in the two ends of the mercy seat.
Also the Incarnation of the Logos makes the laws against the depiction of God useless. God depicted himself in a human body, therefore we can depict Him as we can depict any other person. Nicaea II was pretty clear on this.

>where did the myth that Catholics worship Saints come from?
Stupid protestants who can't differentiate between veneration and adoration and also stupid Catholics who can't differentiate between them either and end up worshipping(adoring) the saints. Also Latin American Marian cults are actually that bad.

[Anonymous No.12468158]

>>12468093
>Why? If you are taking either the Scriptures or Holy Tradition as being authoritative then unitarianism isn't possible.
What about Modalistic Monarchianism?

[Anonymous No.12468183]

>>12468158
Modalism is a heresey and most "monarchianisms" are just subordinationism in disguise. One essence, one will, three distinct persons who are distinguised by their generation: the Father - unoriginate, the Son - begotten of the Father, the Holy Spirit - proceeding from the Father, anything else is heresey

[Anonymous No.12468267]

>>12467755

Thus the tantalizing analogy between Yahweh and Brahman and between Jesus and Atman is actually inverted. Yahweh is the overflowing of the Self through all Phenomenal vistas, embodying their extremes and their linear creative and destructive power, "Creation", "Earth", "Refraction", the second Heh, as it were - Atman. And Jesus is the Self reconciling his non-Duality relative to Yahweh and Yahweh's aspects' non-Duality relative to each other by indestructible and irreducible immanence, "Creator", "Heaven", "Reflection", the subsuming Yod, as it were.

>That mystery is I, and I am that mystery.

[Anonymous No.12468279]

Ephesians 6:12
>For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.

[Anonymous No.12468287]

He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.

[Anonymous No.12468329]

>>12466467
*debts

[Anonymous No.12468333]

>>12464840

J O H N 1 0 : 3 0

[Anonymous No.12469086]

>He who loves his life will lose it, and he who hates his life in this world will keep it for eternal life.

[Anonymous No.12470106]

>>12465822
Think about it!

[Anonymous No.12470122]

>>12467661
Gee I wonder

[Anonymous No.12470142]

>If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple. And whoever does not carry their cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.

[Anonymous No.12470177]

Oh my lord the comments on this thread are just

[Anonymous No.12470205]

Why y’all getting upset over this, all this user did was post a bible quote.

[Anonymous No.12470242]

>>12466326
But speculate for me if you will. If you believe it will happen, and it's presently been 2000+ years since its prophecy, do you think it will be another 100? 500? 1000? Humanity only seems to be getting worse and worse, in various aspects - politically, spiritually, economically, population, the state of the Earth, the arrival of AI...can we really protect ourselves much longer? I can't imagine us surviving at this rate.

[Anonymous No.12470244]

>>12466497

You're confounding two different stories. One is in Genesis and one is in Judges but yes, both of them have a mob surrounding a man's house demanding to rape his guest and both times the house owner offers his daughters and/or his concubine so the man or angel doesn't get raped but only in Judges does the woman actually get raped to death.

[Anonymous No.12470289]

>>12468287
29 “Immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken; 30 then will appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory;

[Anonymous No.12470332]

Ecclesiastes 1:9. It's my life in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.12470360]

>>12464840
But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire aAgGaAiInNsStT tThHeE dDaAyY of judgment and perdition of ungodly men

[Anonymous No.12470369]

>>12464840
(Acts 2:42-47)

32And the multitude of them that believed were of one heart and of one soul: neither said any of them that ought of the things which he possessed was his own; but they had all things common. 33And with great power gave the apostles witness of the resurrection of the Lord Jesus: and great grace was upon them all. 34Neither was there any among them that lacked: for as many as were possessors of lands or houses sold them, and brought the prices of the things that were sold, 35And laid them down at the apostles' feet: and distribution was made unto every man according as he had need.

[Anonymous No.12470517]

Ephesians 2:8-10: "By grace are ye saved through faith and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them."

[Anonymous No.12471378]

>>12467142
spic

[Anonymous No.12471399]

So I admired the dead, who had already died, above the living, who are still alive. But better than both is he who has not yet existed, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun.

[Anonymous No.12471424]

>>12464840
>And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
>And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
>And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
>And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
There’s an ocean above Heaven. What lives inside it?

[Anonymous No.12471453]

>>12465537
It’ll come after the reign of the antichrist, the false prophet.
By the way, it’s more than just Christianity and Hinduism which has our time “marked.”

[Anonymous No.12472013]

>>12465127
based

[Anonymous No.12472161]

>>12466237
based anon, though I like prefer the Lukan version.

[Anonymous No.12472193]

>>12470142
>>12469086
more based anons

[Anonymous No.12472256]

>>12464840
Come, let us get our father drunk with wine, so that we can sleep with him and preserve his seed.” 33So that night they got their father drunk with wine, and the firstborn came and slept with her father; he was not aware when she lay down or when she got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Look, I slept with my father last night. Let us get him drunk with wine again tonight, so you can go sleep with him, and we can preserve our father’s seed.”…

[Anonymous No.12472751]

“Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great!
It has become a dwelling place of demons,
a haunt of every foul spirit,
a haunt of every foul and hateful bird;
3
for all nations have drunk[a] the wine of her impure passion,
and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her,
and the merchants of the earth have grown rich with the wealth of her wantonness.”

4 Then I heard another voice from heaven saying,

“Come out of her, my people,
lest you take part in her sins,
lest you share in her plagues;
5
for her sins are heaped high as heaven,
and God has remembered her iniquities.
6
Render to her as she herself has rendered,
and repay her double for her deeds;
mix a double draught for her in the cup she mixed.
7
As she glorified herself and played the wanton,
so give her a like measure of torment and mourning.
Since in her heart she says, ‘A queen I sit,
I am no widow, mourning I shall never see,’
8
so shall her plagues come in a single day,
pestilence and mourning and famine,
and she shall be burned with fire;
for mighty is the Lord God who judges her.”

[Anonymous No.12472771]

Acts 1:18

For the revenge he got for his wickedness Judas fell headlong into the field and his intestines burst out

Paraphrase

[Anonymous No.12473347]

2For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.

3He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.

4Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.

5But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.

6All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and theLordhath laid on him the iniquity of us all.

Isaiah 53

[Anonymous No.12473595]

>>12470122
Mary worship is unironically a good thing

[Anonymous No.12473597]

>>12471424
unspeakable horrors

[Anonymous No.12473614]

The first part of Luke 23:34

>Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.

[Anonymous No.12473704]

>>12465927
damn...

[Anonymous No.12473715]

>>12464958
>not including the ppetic "and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth" line.
I know its about bugs, but thats a great way to describe biological life in general. Every creeping thing.

[Anonymous No.12473818]

>>12464840
Acts of the Apostles 7:54-60
54 When the members of the Sanhedrin heard this, they were furious and gnashed their teeth at him. 55 But Stephen, full of the Holy Spirit, looked up to heaven and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing at the right hand of God. 56 “Look,” he said, “I see heaven open and the Son of Man standing at the right hand of God.”

57 At this they covered their ears and, yelling at the top of their voices, they all rushed at him, 58 dragged him out of the city and began to stone him. Meanwhile, the witnesses laid their coats at the feet of a young man named Saul.

59 While they were stoning him, Stephen prayed, “Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.” 60 Then he fell on his knees and cried out, “Lord, do not hold this sin against them.” When he had said this, he fell asleep.

[Anonymous No.12474969]

But the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.

[Anonymous No.12474999]

>>12473595

[Anonymous No.12475138]

>>12473595
>>12474999

[Anonymous No.12475234]

>>12467661
reality
t. midwestern proddie

[Anonymous No.12475272]

>>12466237
really brings home the idea of "born alone, die alone"

[Anonymous No.12475866]

Yeah...still John 10:30.

[Anonymous No.12475954]

I had no idea the amount of based anons on this board

PS 27:3-4
3 Though an host should encamp against me, my heart shall not fear: though war should rise against me, in this will I be confident.

4 One thing have I desired of the LORD, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the LORD all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the LORD, and to enquire in his temple.

[Anonymous No.12476344]

>>12474999
Unironically, which sect equates Mary with God?

[Anonymous No.12476650]

>>12464840
>Isaiah 12:56: "God is a place you will wait for the rest of your life."

[Anonymous No.12478101]

>>12474999
chaste and lovepilled

[Anonymous No.12478387]

>>12464840
"He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away." Rev. 21:4

[Anonymous No.12479760]

bump

[Anonymous No.12480108]

>>12468279
You took mine, so I'm going to add:

>Matthew 7:19
>Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.

My favorite, in a different way -- because it's both literal God-tier innuendo and a brutal observation about evil women, is Proverbs 30:20

>This is the way of an adulteress:
>She eats and wipes her mouth
>And says: "I have done nothing wrong"

[Anonymous No.12480251]

'But Jesus looked at them and said to them, "With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." ' Matthew 19:26

[Anonymous No.12480531]

>>12480108
Can you explain the proverbs one to me?

[Anonymous No.12480623]

>>12480531
Regarding the simple meaning and observation re:women, an immoral woman will do things that are obviously wrong and then claim that they aren't. In this case, adultery. The verse is gendered, implying that this is a particularly feminine trait (another example by the way is 1 Corinthian 7 10-11).

It's innuendo because "eating and wiping your mouth" = "taking a dick in your pussy and wiping yourself up afterwards".

[Anonymous No.12480636]

>>12480531
"wiping your mouth" is literally "wiping off the jizz leaking from your pussy"

[Anonymous No.12480689]

The beginning of wisdom is: get wisdom;

whatever else you get, get understanding.

Proverbs 4:7

[Anonymous No.12481062]

Ecclesiastes 11:1-6 (KJV)

https://www.bible.com/bible/1/ECC.11.KJV

1 Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days.

2 Give a portion to seven, and also to eight; for thou knowest not what evil shall be upon the earth.

3 If the clouds be full of rain, they empty themselves upon the earth: and if the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the tree falleth, there it shall be.

4 He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds shall not reap.

5 As thou knowest not what is the way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou knowest not the works of God who maketh all.

6 In the morning sow thy seed, and in the evening withhold not thine hand: for thou knowest not whether shall prosper, either this or that, or whether they both shall be alike good.

[Anonymous No.12481134]

>>12474999 (checked)

[Anonymous No.12481305]

Shit taste anons.

"Where were you when I laid the Earth's foundation.Tell me if you understand"

Job 38:4

[Anonymous No.12482165]

Hebrews 10:31
It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

[Anonymous No.12482197]

>>12469086
>>12470142
Emo Jesus = Best Jesus

[Anonymous No.12482234]

See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

For I lift up my hand to heaven, and say, I live for ever.

[Anonymous No.12482283]

Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels?

[Anonymous No.12482293]

We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: fit the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

[Anonymous No.12482316]

>Who hath also made us able ministers of the New Testament
Stopped reading there. Good Book? Hack Book more like

[Anonymous No.12482350]

>>12476650
There is no Isaiah 12:56

[Anonymous No.12482363]

>>12482350
You must be looking at a different edition. It's the part where he gets the vision of a Two Headed Boy.

[Anonymous No.12482382]

>>12482363
Link me the passage somewhere.
http://www.usccb.org/bible/isaiah/12

[Anonymous No.12482433]

John 1:10
He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.

[Anonymous No.12482438]

>>12464840
palsm 137 honestly based

[Anonymous No.12482535]

>>12464840
I don't like fiction.

[Anonymous No.12483025]

>>12482535
Edgey
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.12483043]

>>12465062
comfy.

[Anonymous No.12483104]

>>12483043
Bible is very comfy

18 Then the Lord God said, “It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him.” 19 So out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name. 20 The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper fit for him. 21 So the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh; 22 and the rib which the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man. 23 Then the man said,

“This at last is bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called Woman,
because she was taken out of Man.”

24 Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and cleaves to his wife, and they become one flesh. 25 And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed.

[Anonymous No.12483824]

>>12483025
Nothing edgy about that.
What's with the hat though?

[Anonymous No.12484414]

>>12482382
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2gkAF5_UOj8

[Anonymous No.12484423]

>>12464840
either the one where Noah curses his youger son because he saw him naked or that one in which God sees the humans working together in harmony, building a tower and decides to sabotage them. I don't know which one is funnier

[Anonymous No.12484652]

>>12484423
>God sees the humans working together in harmony, building a tower and decides to sabotage them. I don't know which one is funnier
God clearly favors human plurality. It's no wonder - multiculturalism fails the same way everywhere from South America to Africa to Europe.