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12456858 No.12456858 [Reply] [Original]

can I get a ban real quick? I need to study, tyvm

>> No.12456922

is that real?

>> No.12456928

>>12456858
you know what you must post

>> No.12457222

>>12456922
reverse image search says yes. Poo was scalped by leopard that ran loose

>> No.12457227

>>12456858
it would be extremely hard to fight a cat of that size

>> No.12457257

>>12456858
>I need to study
same, but Im not.

>> No.12457280

>>12457227
All the shit posts. All the YLYL threads on this godforsaken site and this is the funniest thing I've ever read on 4chan.

>> No.12457290

>>12457280
Why

>> No.12457293

Are there any self-improvement books that teach you abilities that could help you fight off a leopard?

>> No.12457297

okay what the fuck mods I'm already shitposting again
I can't do this on my own

>> No.12457304

>>12457290
Just look at the cat, it's huge

>> No.12457309

>>12457293
JP advises you to attempt to pet the feline.

>> No.12457315

>>12457293
The best fighters in the world wouldn't have a chance against a big cat.

>> No.12457322

>>12457293
Khabib Nurmagomedov's autobiography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjfOeLQG9-M

>> No.12457337

Ok, this leopard comes at you, and you can choose whatever you want to fight it off. I choose a kshatriya outfit, with a shield and a scimitar

>> No.12457342
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>>12457293

>> No.12457359

>>12457293

MAYBE a mata leon if you're very lucky.

>> No.12457365

>>12457222
>>12457227
>>12456922
>>12457293
The man was not celibate. As men can smell disgusting post-ejaculate piss, animals can smell post-ejaculate sweat. This enrages them and makes them want you rip you to shreds.
As one of the desert fathers remarked:
>Obedience with abstinence gives men power over wild beasts
There are countless tales of celibate men and strange phenomena with animals. I have fed a bear while abstinent and had a deer come up to me in my yard and eat from my very hand. Dogs also do not smell your crotch if you are truly celibate and abstain from sex and masturbation.

>> No.12457371

>>12456858
such cate

>> No.12457595

>>12457365

The spermposter might ascend to Girardfaggotry if he keeps this up.

>> No.12457624

>>12457365
I am going to decide to believe this.

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>>12457365