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>character named judas
>betrays his group for money
wow I sure didnt see that one coming

>> No.12454910
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>character named romeo
>is an overly dramatic lover boy
shakespeare was a fuckin hack

>> No.12454986
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>character literally named oedipus
>marries his mum
Are you fucking kidding me???

>> No.12454989

>>12454909
>OP
>A faggot
How original.

>> No.12454993
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>>12454909
>character named raskolnikov
>he's a bit of a rascal desu

>> No.12454994

>>12454909
Why does the book start halfway through? Are the pages before that one all blank?

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>>12454993
>Raskolnikov
>Rascal
I know the theme of this thread is ironic retardation, but try harder

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>>12454999
>make a stupid meme
>ACSHUALLY THATS INCORRECT

>> No.12455010

>>12454909
>>12454910
You know that's because they were so popular they originated that tern right? Like calling someone Sherlock or Einstein.
>>12454986
This guy gets it

>> No.12455018

>>12455006
>Recognize that you made a stupid hehe l meme
>Point out you did it wrong
>"Hurr durr its just a dumb meme bro"
As I said,

>> No.12455022

>>12455018
dude just shut the fuck up i dont care

jks ily

>> No.12455028

>>12455010
retard

>> No.12455034
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>>12455010
alright this is good bait

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>>12455022
Y-y-you too anon-kun

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>>12454909
>authors name is Malthus
>is a Malthusian

talk about a coincidence

>> No.12455039

>>12455034
Retard

>> No.12455045

>>12455039
>>12455028
retards

>> No.12455237
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>>12455010
... are you brain damaged?

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>character is a nigger
>I fucking hate niggers
>[funny punchline here]

>> No.12455636

>>12455010
Might be the dumbest post on this site right now

>> No.12455687

>book is named Les Miserables
>everyone is miserable
mfw

>> No.12456151

>>12455687
>book is titled in french
>the story also takes place in france
Woah

>> No.12456281

>book called 1984
>The world is all oppressive and shit
Bruh

>> No.12456302

>Achilles weakness is literally his heel
What a waste

>> No.12456304

>>12454909
He killed that name, didn't he
Poor 2nd Judas

>> No.12456306

>>12455010
good bait

>> No.12456405

>author is called Dickens
>Book set in Dickensian London

Wew

>> No.12456703

>>12456405
>not naming your self insert city after yourself
You're fucking up here.

>> No.12456810

>Book written by Marquis de sade
>Really sadistic shit

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>>12454909
>Character's name is Judas
>Leads a revolt against the Seleucids and restores the worship of Yahweh
I like it when authors subvert my expectations.

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>>12454909
>character named Jesus
>behave like hes some messiah
Virtue signaling is ruining the west

Also that fucking picture is retarded who puts a title in the middle of a book like that.

>> No.12457005

>>12455010
based

>> No.12457031

>>12456999
>not reading Bibles where the first half is simply blank pages
never gonna make it

>> No.12457036
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>Finnegans Wake

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>>12457036