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How do I become a monk?

>> No.12454381

>>12454283
Catholic, Buddhist, or other?

>> No.12454384

This is the literature board

>> No.12454900

>>12454283
Read The Brothers Karamazov and copy everything Aлёшa does

>> No.12454901

>>12454283
Apply to a monastery. It’s rather straightforward.

>> No.12454911

>>12454283
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6614503/Street-seller-cheats-death-Buddhist-monk-stabs-prove-lucky-amulets-powerless.html?ito=social-facebook

>> No.12454929

>>12454283
Go to a monastery. Don't leave.

>> No.12454931

>>12454929
is this spoken with contempt?

>> No.12454933
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12454933

>>12454931
>la·con·ic
>/ləˈkänik/
>adjective
>adjective: laconic

>(of a person, speech, or style of writing) using very few words.
>"his laconic reply suggested a lack of interest in the topic"
>synonyms: brief, concise, terse, succinct, short, economical, elliptical, crisp, pithy, to the point, incisive, short and sweet, compendious;

You have your answer, barbarian.

>> No.12454935

>>12454933
won't read this wall of text

>> No.12454937

Go to a monastery, yea it's that simple

>> No.12454950
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>>12454935
*chest-kicks you into a deep pit*

>> No.12454951

>>12454950
larp some place else

>> No.12454956

>>12454951
>doesn't read
>wants people who read to leave /lit/
Checks out. As you should.

>> No.12454963

>>12454956
there's a difference between reading and reading garbage, anon

>> No.12455577

ask your parents. then come to the Buddhists, focus on Meditation, both Samadhi and Vipassana, don't look down on Anapanasati. know that the Mantras help, try Cunde Mantra

>> No.12455668

>>12454931
No this is what monks do, dumbo