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>go to Barnes & Noble
>ask guy at help desk to help my find some Goethe
>he has me to follow him
>he takes me into the bathroom, unzips his pants, and points to his cock
>"how's this for girth?"
>mfw

>> No.12449370

>>12449357
He is right. You should just suck his fat cock.

>> No.12449372

do anglos seriously not pronounce the final e in goethe?

>> No.12449375

>>12449357
Unquestionably he then quickly presented the Balzac as well.. ....

>> No.12449385

>>12449372
They [we] do, Heinz. The joke's incredibly poor. I suppose that's why it's so ummm, hilarious?

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>>12449375

>> No.12449582

So, how was it?

>> No.12449687

>>12449357
OP is a faggot again

>> No.12449696

>>12449357
We know you stole this from that thread yesterday

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>>12449357